I am feeling positively Putrid today

[eminemisnotverytalented]

[catshatefire]

This whole fucking post is a rollercoaster

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know how it is with Skyrim

[utopians]

the avatar movies are crazy bc "what if colonizers literally inhabited and puppeteered the bodies of indigenous peoples in order to exploit their homeland" sounds like the premise of some sort of anticolonial horror film, like specifically the kind of thing that would be commenting on self-indigenization among white settlers, but because it's James Cameron his whole takeaway from that premise is "it would be preddy cool"

[utopians]

actually sorry. the takeaway is also "the white settler possessing an indigenous body would actually be extremely good, perhaps even The Best, at being indigenous, and he would become their Leader"

[shitboy96]

I just lost 3 followers. Was it the pumpkin fucking? I tagged it nsfw what more do you want from me? Was I supposed to NOT reblog a gif of a guy fucking a pumpkin? It’s Halloween. Grow up

[shitboy96]

Holy fuck it’s almost the ten year anniversary

[mapsontheweb]

Every state split in half by population – the densest half and least dense half

[knowledgetosorrow]

Me when i definitely know what halves are

[maximumsalt]

Oh you’re part of the densest half

[teamwaffle-o]

[zegalba]

[aflo]

wife found out how much i spend on money

[psychodon525]

8 hours a day

[aflo]

[aflo]

notice how this post picks up notes on every get a bag tuesday. watch this space.

[ontologicallyeviltortureprincess]

There's this interesting phenomenon where when you're a child, or some other vulnerable minority dependent on a job for shelter, you are actually under duress almost constantly. You can't say "I don't want to work today," you cannot say "I don't want to do the dishes, actually," you cannot choose not to participate. In a lot of cases, the punishment is explicit. Your parents might yell at you. Your boss might fire you. But in other cases, it's implicit. The mood will sour. You lose leeway. People get mad at you. And that creates a really shitty environment where you're constantly being coerced to do things!

And here's the kicker; you're not allowed to acknowledge that. You cannot acknowledge that you are being coerced, you cannot acknowledge that your free will is not being respected, because that's punished too. Your boss insists that you act excited. Your parents punish you for acting surly. You are forced to fake enthusiastic consent, constantly. It's a fucking nightmare. Your hand is being forced, you do not have the option to say "no," and if you ever, for a second, try to acknowledge that, everyone acts like you're the aggressor.

[pokeballvictim]

This post might have been what got my blog deleted lmao

[7kqe3j9fzdwm-deactivated2025110]

some of the things that are recommened for vaginoplasty are so funny like. there's a four week period where i'm "encouraged to sensually explore the area" but "not allowed to climax" like okay doctor-mandated edging. if you say so lmao

[7kqe3j9fzdwm-deactivated2025110]

once everything settles i'm encouraged to "share vaginal microbiome with someone who already has one set up" like. scissoring? are you talking about scissoring? fuckin. doctor-prescribed lesbian sex.

[7kqe3j9fzdwm-deactivated2025110]

also important information, thank you @cyprozombiegirl <3

[7kqe3j9fzdwm-deactivated2025110]

[scribblescrabbledepartment]

i call this one Blade Goes Shopping In His Blade Clothes Like Its Normal

[thedman0310]

[anomaloc4ris]

big fan of this image

[decrepify-deactivated20250528]

Been worried because a bit ago I walked past a group of kids and one little fella yelled at another one “I just stabbed you with the most deadliest poison in the world”. I don’t even think he should have that. I don’t want him to have that near me

[dampfnudeldove]

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

[byrdsfly]

[regal-bones]

Holy ground

[regal-bones]

I gotta make a butt dyke house sword

[dampfnudeldove]

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

[byrdsfly]

[evilwizard]

“beware the enemy”

- a wise man

[good-wizard]

"wear the enemy"

- a fashionable man

[concoctionboy]

"Where be the enemy?"

- a pirate looking for a fight

[subrage]

"Were-Bee the enemy"

- a lycanthropaphobe

[evilwizard]

Sun Tzu’s sequels were not as critically acclaimed