Me, leaving my friend’s apartment with his load tightly clenched in my ass to go get a DNA test done to see if his questionable girlfriend really is pregnant with his child:

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Misplaced Lens Cap

Love Begins
Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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tumblr dot com
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Me, leaving my friend’s apartment with his load tightly clenched in my ass to go get a DNA test done to see if his questionable girlfriend really is pregnant with his child:
brb the whole discord in an uproar at the UNCONSCIONABLE results of Mister Global 2022
seriously though, MR. SPAIN?!
Mr Spain vs the runner up Mr Vietnam. Like. How the fuck?
Looking very respectfully at Mr. Vietnam
Im from spain but Mr Vietnam is just better
The rest of the contestants are so worth checking out. Costume designs are WILD. :’D
I like so many of them. But particular standouts include:
Indonesia
Nigeria
HOLY FUCK, ECUADOR?!
Genuinely I think if you have ever come up with a headcanon about a real human person, especially regarding their gender or sexuality, or sat down and written fanfiction about them, you should take a serious critical look about the way you engage with media. It’s creepy and dehumanizing to do and you really should not ever be treating real people the same way you’d treat fake ones for reasons that seem incredibly obvious but clearly aren’t
new proposition: instead of going back to using 'lemon' again, let's use a different fruit this time
I'm thinking... Apple
please remember to tag all your naughty posts with 'Apple' from now on
How dare you leave this in the tags
The British museum is now selling NFTs.
On the bright side, you can now give them a taste of their own medicine and steal from them.
They're selling nft versions of woodblock prints.
Look at this. This is one of the most famous and recognizable images in history. The original print run was 5000. They're selling ten "editions" of this particular image. So there were 500x as many "originals" made than they're doing nfts.
Manufactured digital scarcity is a massive load of shite, isn’t it?
thank you screenrant
“The Falcon and the Winter Soldier treats Bucky’s journey as comparable to the ones of these other heroes, but that is doing a disservice to the singular nature of his trauma and abuse. Unlike Wanda, Hawkeye, or Loki, Bucky never had a choice when he hurt people or did wrong. It’s a fundamental misunderstanding of his character and experience to group him in with the other Phase 4 heroes seeking atonement, and yet, Marvel is positioning him as one of many. After everything he’s been through, Bucky Barnes deserves to be recognized as an individual, rather than part of an interchangeable mass of similar superheroes.”
With every Phase 4 protagonist searching for absolution, Bucky’s story stands out much less now than it once did. The Falcon and The Winter Soldier makes it clear that atonement is Bucky’s goal as well, making him one of many. However, the singularity of the character’s complicated narrative should not be focused on redemption, but rather recovery. After decades of captivity and abuse, Bucky should be receiving support and understanding, not blame. The narrative, largely through the vehicle of Bucky’s therapist and Sam’s lingering resentment, only gives him the latter.
they just keep telling the truth…. “Consequently, Marvel is still failing one of their best characters, who has been made secondary for far too long. Bucky Barnes needs recovery, not redemption, and the MCU will continue to do him a disservice until that is understood.”
Parents in BNHA be like “child didn’t turn out how you wanted,” try:
Inko Midoriya: wallowing in your own misery until someone else fixes the problem
Endeavor: having more children until one turns out the way you want
Tomie Takami: selling them to the government
The Aoyamas: making a deal with the lord of the underworld to redesign them into the child you want
Hisashi Midoriya: Or you could just leave?
Consider : Jason shooting the Joker in the head during like. A Wayne gala that the joker was attacking. And the law can't do anything about it because there's no proof. Caméras ? Oh those mysteriously blacked out all night. Witnesses? Literally everyone present can account that they saw the joker trip on his own feet, what do you mean there's a bullet hole in his head, I see no such thing. I just want everyone going I Do Not See, including the police. Gordon takes one look at the bullet hole and one look at the corresponding gun in Jason's hand and goes hmmm yeah that does look like a fall
Bonus if reporters or people from outside Gotham are like what the fuck he's clearly been shot why does every report says he fell??? But Gotham as a whole keeps being like nah, he did fall.
All of Gotham seeing the news that Joker fell down. Multiple times. Landed on a bullet too, would you look at that.
everyone goes “vi shouldn’t have done this” and “vi shouldn’t have done that”. my question is — what should she have done? Your sister blows up your entire family? Ask your Twitter moots to send you calming videos. Your sister is adopted by the crime lord that is responsible for the death of your entire family? Just. Join him. And do crimes too, I guess?? Understand that your traumatized sister and this manipulative crime lord totally have a healthy, balanced relationship and you should just be cool with the fact that she kills people for him and helps him sell drugs. He’s that best family she has! Why would Vi try to separate Jinx from him? Why would she assume her sister does crime lord things because of her crime lord dad? After all, after holding her entire family hostage, he kindly took in Jinx in and raised her. She turned out fine!When your sister laughs manically while killing people? Encourage her! She’s a girl boss! When your sister is on a bridge and she aims a machine gun at you and your friend and starts blasting but your other friend goes to fight her and buys you time for you to escape???? Spend 2 minutes squabbling to argue about it and hand off your injured friend to Ekko so you can confront your sister that just shot at you with NO WEAPONS. Your sister fights your childhood friend and you don’t know who came out alive?? Silco and his goons (who will murder you if you have the chance) pick up your sister, separating you again??? Just, fix it. Somehow. Watch a 5minute crafts video and DIY yourself some hex tech gauntlets and then parkour over to your sister. If she doesn’t want to trying shooting at you again you can carry her and get her medical attention… somewhere… idk. And when your sibling (who hates your girlfriend) and (just shot at you and your girlfriend) says she “made her a snack”, menacingly puts a platter on the table in order to deliberately provoke you. Don’t freak out. Call her bluff! She would never cause physical harm to someone you care about! She did kidnap your girlfriend, though. That’s unfortunate. And when your sibling asks you to kill your new girlfriend and promises they’ll be your sibling again in exchange? Drop her. Just blast your friend in the head. That’s what siblings are for! And when your sister kidnaps you and makes you sit a twisted dinner table so she can determine whether to off her estranged sister or her adopted father? Invent cognitive behavioral therapy. Undo all of your sister’s trauma over dinner. She is literally neurodivergent and a minor.
Also, if I were Vi and Marcus chloroformed me I would simply…stay awake.
my unpopular opinion is that i hate tiktok because now people just publicly watch loud ass videos in public spaces with no regard for anyone else. 100% it was not this bad with youtube, it’s such a different thing with tiktok. put on headphones. you are grown.
This is it! This is what social media/smart tech have done! They’ve rotted away any distinction between private and public.
Yes, we do have the right to make demands on public behavior. Of course we do. Have you never heard of laws and etiquette? I’m not allowed to grocery shop naked. You can’t rummage through my purse. I can’t have a work meeting in the middle of a movie theatre.
I remember when it was taboo simply to answer your cell phone in public. The person answering would apologize and try to go to a more private area. Then public calls were normalized. Then putting people on speaker. Then listening to music without headphones. Do you know how many times I have hiked up a mountain or driven to the beach, only to be met with someone blaring shitty top 40 music from their portable speaker, because Heaven forbid you go one hour without noise?
Old woman yells at cloud and all that, but I can’t believe someone is not only admitting this behavior, but saying it’s a good thing! No one likes you! You’re a menace!
Digital noise pollution is a side effect of the attention fueled virtual economy.
Once again adding the addition of ACCESSIBILITY to this thread. MANY individuals with /ADHD/ and /Autism/ are affected by sensory overload and they also have day to day lives. Too many sensory inputs range from distracting to PHYSICALLY PAINFUL. For some, going out in public is already an ordeal. The least we can do as a society is be considerate and not unnecessarily add to their suffering.
This goes triple for enclosed spaces like public transportation.
she wants to gentol totche too
my unpopular opinion is that i hate tiktok because now people just publicly watch loud ass videos in public spaces with no regard for anyone else. 100% it was not this bad with youtube, it’s such a different thing with tiktok. put on headphones. you are grown.
This is it! This is what social media/smart tech have done! They’ve rotted away any distinction between private and public.
Yes, we do have the right to make demands on public behavior. Of course we do. Have you never heard of laws and etiquette? I’m not allowed to grocery shop naked. You can’t rummage through my purse. I can’t have a work meeting in the middle of a movie theatre.
I remember when it was taboo simply to answer your cell phone in public. The person answering would apologize and try to go to a more private area. Then public calls were normalized. Then putting people on speaker. Then listening to music without headphones. Do you know how many times I have hiked up a mountain or driven to the beach, only to be met with someone blaring shitty top 40 music from their portable speaker, because Heaven forbid you go one hour without noise?
Old woman yells at cloud and all that, but I can’t believe someone is not only admitting this behavior, but saying it’s a good thing! No one likes you! You’re a menace!
Nobody wants to be your friend if you don’t put your damn headphones on Margaret
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
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This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!
you're absolutely correct it was
This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf
Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.
one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life
Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.
I love Meatloaf. :)
Bless Meatloaf
Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40
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Coming into a fandom late
Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck
Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie
Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war.
Accuracy at its best
Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…
all of this shit…lol
When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF
When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead
This gets better every time I see it.
@fuboos-mess
Being in a dead fandom…
Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one
The accuracy hurts.
Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.
When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.
Being in a fandom meant for kids.
This just gets better..
@mi-kleos
When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you
Fandom hell in general
Yes.
This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.
Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on
THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!
Trying to recruit people to your fandom
Annnnnnndddd it’s back
Being in a fandom which has so many antis
I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.
Being in a fandom that actually works together
Why is this so true? All of it.
being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs
I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.
Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions
When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)
Being in a fandom you never meant to join
I love this. and it’s gotten better
After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….
All of these are me. Lol
Being in a fandom on Tumblr
And it reached its epic conclusion
Wow it’s been a periodically time since I’ve seen this and I must say that the new additions to it just made it 100000000x better.
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