[gahdamnpunk]

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

[no-stupid-questions-official]

please can someone help me find this video. it's like a video (a tiktok I think) of a guy saying he had a dream he boiled a lemon and it tasted amazing so he boiled a lemon in real life to try. And he bites the lemon and it's clearly the nastiest thing ever but he's like JUST LIKE MY DREAM while holding back tears. I was obsessed with this a few years ago I need to see it again

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[gaytriarch]

Arthritis and cancer are just vibe issues. Meditate and burn incense and you will have a cure

[inspiredweavermaladaptivedreamer]

Need this to add to my care package gifts with the mental disorder curing rocks

[br1ghtestlight]

spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy

[masterroadtripper]

I don’t think non-adoptees quite understand the feeling of having no fucking clue about their biological family.  Even if you grew up with a shitty family and cut off contact from them as soon as humanly possible, you still know something about them.

Knowing that you might have a pre-disposition to cancer because that was how your grandma died.  You may have only been five at the time, but your family still mentions it every now and again.

Visiting places that your great-grandparents would have gone, because they always spoke so fondly of this one location and everyone in your family remembers it.

Knowing that your mother was British and your father was Spanish.  Being able to travel overseas and walk through streets and wonder if your ancestors ever saw these same buildings.

Being able to complete a family tree assignment in school without having to explain why you can’t fill it out properly.  Or not feeling a sense of betrayal to your birth family in elementary school when your teacher says, “well just do your current family.”

Knowing whether or not your biological parents are still alive or not.  Even if you hate their guts, you know what happened to them.  

Thats why adoptees get frustrated when non-adoptees tell us that, “oh family is family, it doesn’t matter if you share their blood.”  Or that your genetic makeup just isn’t important.  This is important because my DNA is my only chance at finding out who I am.  

The adoption and foster care system did their damndest to erase all that for me, and if I can get some answers this way, I’m sure going to try it, because I don’t want to live my whole life not knowing.  Nothing will change, I’m still me, but this will help me be able to embrace the person that the system and my adopted family tried to hard to erase.  

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[inspiredweavermaladaptivedreamer]

Genuinely going to use these

[inspiredweavermaladaptivedreamer]

Look maybe I'm the germaphobe freak but I really think it should be standard NOT to share drinks if you have an STD that could be spread with mouth contact. Really any kind of risky contact needs to be disclosed every time or you're the biggest piece of shit on the planet

[herbertwest]

One thing I've noticed recently is that people treat RSVPing for a party or event as a suggestion and not a commitment.

I had a little party today and literally half the people who had RSVPed yes just no-showed without saying anything.

It ended up being a delightful event with some of my favorite people and I had a really good time, but I can't help but feel a bit hurt by my friends who said they would come and just...didn't.

Even beyond my feelings, I had put a LOT of work into preparation, so there was way too much food.

If you say you're going to an event, especially a smaller one, at least tell the host if plans change. Like, no one is forcing you at gunpoint to go to a party, but it's super rude to just ghost your friends and usually significant work has gone into putting together the event.

[authoratmidnight]

Also like, part of the reason you RSVP is so the host knows how many people to accommodate for something (i.e how much food to get). By no-showing in advance you are making them waste money, cause they'll be spending it on thing that will go to waste b/c the person they were allotted to didn't show up.

Which is rude as hell.

And the reverse is also why you SHOULD say if you're coming and not show up randomly without warning, if they haven't planned for your attendance there won't be enough stuff for you(like food.

The wanting to know who's coming isn't just, because the want to know. They want to know so they can accommodate the right amount of people.

[tendie-defender]

[sistersorrow]

The later this gets posted, the funnier it gets

[skulki-d]

[chocolatecakecas]

damn we got 2024 tomorrow

[chocolatecakecas]

damn we got 2025 tomorrow

[chocolatecakecas]

damn we got 2026 tomorrow

[inspiredweavermaladaptivedreamer]

Welp apparently I like tall women in male cosplay. Who knew.

[anonymousanomalyinthebuilding]

[azzy-the-christian-furry-deacti]

It’s often the case that saying “Jesus loves you” is met with “ugh, stop oppressing me!”

[mag-agenttorture]

I don't think that's true

[gaytriarch]

No, no, let the Christian furry speak. If anyone is attached firmly to reality it's him after all.

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

[wynnyfryd]

20-somethings on this website doing none of the things we’re evolved to do for our health and then wondering why they’re so depressed. (smacking you through the screen) GO EAT A LEAF!!!!!!!! GO CRACK A NUT OPEN WITH A ROCK YOU SAD TORMENTED LITTLE APE

[wynnyfryd]

i know this is easier said than done and i do not mean this judgementally but you have to start treating yourself like the animal you are in any small consistent way you can. like imagine you went to a zoo and you saw a gorilla sitting in front of blue screens for hours with no natural light no physical activity no interaction with peers no nutritious whole foods no fresh air no water and a pack of cigarettes. you would run screaming to the local news about the blatant animal abuse. you would be demanding boycotts you’d be sledgehammering locks off cages. do you get what i am saying please go squish your toes in mud

[wynnyfryd]

[sashaforthewin]

This this this! You're your own zookeeper so stop violating ethics boards

[wynnyfryd]

really hope this is my tumblr legacy #MyLegacy

[inspiredweavermaladaptivedreamer]

It's actually fine if you are an asshole to someone who was an asshole first. It's actually impossible to keep the peace if someone is breaking your peace so here's your pass to ignore people who tell you to keep the peace after someone stomps on your boundaries

[botanyshitposts]

so many creatures putting SO much effort into putting ‘special’ fluids that TOTALLY aren’t water through every organ possible to clean them so they can use them again 2 seconds later. like why not simply sit on a damp substrate and pull water through your body by evaporating the extra out pores in your leaves lmaoooo

[botanyshitposts]

‘nooo nooo you don’t get it I need the big organ to run the fast firing nerves to run the machines that make the fluid go to work the big organ’. whatever chordate. lol

[shaudo-of-a-doubt]

troubleshooting time: arid area, low on damp substrate. what do?

[botanyshitposts]

good question! you could try closing your leaf pores for a while until more appears… sometimes you can also put more tubes down and feel around until you find some. water comes from the opposite direction of the sun unless it doesn’t ❤️ glad I could help!!

[transcyberism]

omg useless advice from privileged mfs from wet climates as usual... bet you don't even use CAM.

[botanyshitposts]

ok first of all i checked your profile and of COURSE its all meadows, say youre a grass who does C4 without saying youre a grass who does C4 100% speedrun challenge. sorry i wasnt blessed with a whole separate sheath of cells for increasing photosynthetic efficiency and nothing else but some of us actually have to adapt and deal with the VERY REAL AND SEVERE effects of photorespiration... literally imagine having 30 foot deep roots posting this. second of all 'plants in wet climates are privileged' you can literally live in water and use CAM??? isoetes erasure per usual on this website, neglected by an angiosperm monocot no less. why am i not surprised

[elodieunderglass]

Snorfle snarfle hnarf munch munch

[yesornopolls]

Have you ever tried going a day without your cell phone?

We did it for a class and people said they started experiencing withdrawal symptoms

Have you ever tried going a day without your cell phone?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJan 3

[inspiredweavermaladaptivedreamer]

Unironically this is one of the things I think everyone needs to do. Addiction is bad even if it's a socially acceptable addiction