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The life and ramblings of a classy lady in Portland! Plus Size 🍑 Capricorn ♑ Chef 🍳 IG: InstantKristin

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SO MANY TEETH My little loaf getting mad at the laser on the ceiling lol #ekekekkekkek #catsofinstagram #calicocat #dickface #smol #shessomad #furbaby #somanyteeth https://www.instagram.com/p/CPq5sc8lbqy/?utm_medium=tumblr

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My haul from @the_creepy_crawly_company ! I'm never disappointed honestly lol Artwork on the envelope is always A++ Check them out if you want just enough horror business 🖤 #horrorart #thecreepycrawlycompany #buttonsfordays #monstersforequality #imthefuckinglizardking #halloweeniseveryday #supportsmallbusiness #justenoughhorrorbusiness https://www.instagram.com/p/CPlrFSTleU0/?utm_medium=tumblr

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For the first time in years, I'm working at a place I truly enjoy. I could go on a huge rant about my past jobs, but I won't. Its the past, and as much as I hated some of them, I learned a lot. Its only been 2 months, but I enjoy coming to work every day. I genuinely enjoy the crazy boys I work with, and I like to think I'm doing okay. I didn't start out this journey looking to cook for a living, but I'm glad it's brought me here. From 'Pastry Chef' to 'Sous Chef'. Let's see how far I can go. #femalechef #womeninthekitchen #imtheonlygirl #inakitchenfullofboys #pastrychef #kitchenconfidential #kitchenfamily #souschef #killinit #keepitsimple https://www.instagram.com/p/CO8FrRtldLq/?igshid=1h3bmuxlju26t

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Whats it like working with all boys? Oh, you know. 🤣 #girlsrule #boysdrool #femalechef #womeninthekitchen #imtheonlygirl #inakitchenfullofboys #asssoup #asparagusseason #theotherlabelsarejustasbad #cheflife https://www.instagram.com/p/COqR2-lFazD/?igshid=1vk0hhzdvv4bs

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Cherry Clafoutis 🍒 #womeninthekitchen #femalechef #frenchpastry #cherryseason #girlsrule #boysdrool #icantwaittogobacktowork #classicfrench #imsobored #tinyfuckinkitchen #castirondessert https://www.instagram.com/p/CA_qqmeFcCw/?igshid=1a8il1gk33cjh

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What's your favorite kind of egg? *I've been shooting some FB live videos and teaching my friends and family how to do things I didnt learn until late in life. I'll be 30 this year and I can't count how many cooking projects I've learned over the last year. Tonight we did 5 kinds of eggs. I could do all of these in my sleep, but I've realized that some people have no clue. That sucks, a lot. I want people to cook good food for themselves and love doing it like I do ❤ #womeninthekitchen #femalechef #girlsrule #boysdrool #quarantine #eggs #poached #fried #sunnysideup #overeasy #scramble #lovewhatyoudo #chefathome #itsthesmallthings #adulting #whosgoingtoeatalltheseeggs #damnit https://www.instagram.com/p/CAgvL0slkFp/?igshid=6kdiza2iqhza

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Purple carrot risotto, asparagus, sweet drops, parmesan and fine herbs 💜💜💜 #womeninthekitchen #femalechef #girlsrule #boysdrool #foodporn #foodstagram #specialoftheday #Portland #oregon #pdx #hoteldeluxe https://www.instagram.com/p/B9iIS42lnOj/?igshid=n2yoi2q1zj68

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I love working with this team, especially when they make such beautiful things 🔪 @hotel_deluxe @chefjuanandonly @pdxice #womeninthekitchen #fivefeetofmeat #charcuterie #hoteldeluxe #foodstagram #icesculpture #simpledonewell #oneteamonedream #makeithappen https://www.instagram.com/p/B9GvgENl8rX/?igshid=mpdrhyzf8hs6

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Seared Scallops - Celery root puree, chorizo, cipollini onion, roasted sunchokes, orange segments and scallions #kitchenlife #femalechef #womeninthekitchen #girlsrule #boysdrool #keepitsimplestupid #makeithappen #foodporn #hoteldeluxe #portland #oregon https://www.instagram.com/p/B88RvwolXbM/?igshid=2xkr66uxa0n6

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Got these buttons from @the_creepy_crawly_company today! 🙌 I've never been in love with a store more than I am right now 🖤 #thecreepycrawlycompany #parksandrec #pulpfiction #siliconvalley #etsyshop #buttonsfordays #bethereasonsomeonebelievesindemonicpossession https://www.instagram.com/p/B66cOfwFyX6/?igshid=10ducrsfcnl71

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Christmas menu at Gracie's! So happy to be apart of this team ❤ @hotel_deluxe @chefjuanandonly #kitchenlife #femalechef #womeninthekitchen #girlsrule #boysdrool #christmas2019 #foodporn #foodstagram #chefsofinstagram #plateddinner #kitchenconfidential #realcooks #makeitniceormakeittwice #makeithappen https://www.instagram.com/p/B6j_JswlnJv/?igshid=pl78bggwiqku

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Simple done well. ❤ Roast turkey breast, slow braised dark meat, buttery mashed Yukon golds, fresh green beans, cranberry sauce, and chantrel brioche dressing. #hoteldeluxe #femalechef #womeninthekitchen #girlsrule #boysdrool #thanksgivingdinner #gracies #keepitsimplestupid #makeithappen #killinit #portland #oregon https://www.instagram.com/p/B5b-20vFX2Z/?igshid=m57ni41th45k

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Getting my fix 🍔🍔🍔 #pdxsliders #loadedfries #portland #oregon #foodporn #sliders #eatlocal #supportsmallbusiness #thewaytomyheart #trufflefries (at PDX Sliders) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4iqEvVFudb/?igshid=bhj7924p0c7s

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"So, give me all your poison and give me all your pills And give me all your hopeless hearts and make me ill You're running after something that you'll never kill If this is what you want, then fire at will!" - Thank You For The Venom, My Chemical Romance #quoteoftheday #emoforever #ineverstopped #mcr #thankyouforthevenom #threecheersforsweetrevenge #mcrsavedmylife #emo #emokid #theymadefunofusinhighschool #whoslaughingnow https://www.instagram.com/p/B4eN8uAlHeY/?igshid=cjxomfj08spn

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I got to stop by Toast Bar to see the amazingness that is @danthebaker I'm already missing that olive polenta bread ❤ #danthebaker #columbusohio #toastbar #imasuckerforbread #yeetthiswheat #sourdough #croissant #instagramfamous #wedonthavethisathome (at Toast Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3xHw4uFQtL/?igshid=1225o5r5y2ij3

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"The thing I admire most about you is no matter how hard, or how much the world has tried to beat you, break you, destroy you, and throw you to the wolves you are still here, turning all your pain all your suffering into armor, into determination, into weapons and earning the respect of that same pack of wolves that were meant to rip you limb from limb." - Nakita Gill #nakitagill #wildembers #quoteoftheday #deepthoughts #learningtolovemyself #itsafulltimejobfuckinlovinyourself #feminism https://www.instagram.com/p/B25Ur1zl6dF/?igshid=13lu0fzvda9gf

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