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Put me in your shopping cart and take me with you while you buy your groceries.. you dont have to buy me anything i'll just watch. But i wouldnt refuse a snack or a treat...
I hate chatGPT. The other night I met a guy at the Kava Bar and I was telling him about the goth girl hamburger restaurant an hour or two south. so he asked chatGPT if there was a goth girl hamburger restaurant and it said no. But that's not true. I've been there, I've been to the goth girl hamburger restaurant, I've ordered food there. Of course they wouldn't market it as a goth girl hamburger restaraunt otherwise it'd be overrun. Do you see them marketing Denny's as a place for theater kids to get high for the first time or Waffle House as a place to view live fights? No. What happened to word of mouth recommendations. The hamburgers were like $20 so I don't really know if I'd go back anyway.
I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.
dude.
$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.
re-reblogging and thinking about when i have another collection agency calling that i can just do this
she's so lucky
i have recently been informed scootaloo has actual lesbian aunts. i would like to make this amendment then
from Portal 2: Collector's Edition Guide
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she tower on my babel till I ἐπιούσιον
#ἐπιούσιον is a word that’s only ever used in the Lord’s prayer#with extreme controversy surrounding its translation#i suspect the joke here is that this post forces the reader to do a bunch of linguistic research#only to not come up with a conclusive answer#mimicking the experiences of those who built the tower of babel#this has been another installment of overexplaining jokes until theyre not funny anymore with autistics via @exbeekeeper
ok but you just saved my ass 30 minutes of research by explaining the joke and now i can laugh at it sooner you didn't make it not funny you made it funny faster
Sorry to be talking about everyone's least favorite billionaire manchild again but this whole meltdown is so fascinating to me.
The gist of the most recent update seems to be: Musk already fired 50% of Twitter's workforce. He then put out some kind of ultimatum, whose specific phrasing I don't know but somehow incorporates the word "hardcore" into basically telling all remaining employees they have one of two options: prepare for a massive cultural shift into long hours on the grindset, or wuss out and take a 3-months severance package and leave.
Rumor has it that possibly as many as 75% are rejecting the "grindset" option. Which, if all of those people leave, would reduce Twitter to ~12% of its initial work force. Twitter office is literally locked down currently for fear of any retaliation from leaving employees.
And Musk has been so fundamentally stupid in all of this because his every move is like he's treating Twitter as a start-up (the printed code thing too, but I won't go into that again). See there absolutely is a certain breed of software engineer who'd chomp at a grindset offer. But those engineers are the fresh out of college, start-up chasers funneling all their time effort and sense of self-worth into the dream of grinding their start-up into millions of dollars of run-away success. Specifically on their own start-up company, or one whose vision has wooed them in with the possibility of unimaginable success.
And you can also find that kind of person in cutting-edge fields where the passion for the product would incentivize someone to accept the grind. I could genuinely see this being the case at SpaceX (hyper-competitive aerospace engineering field, opportunity to stamp your name on something historic) and perhaps even Tesla. In college at some career fairs, some of my friends talked to SpaceX and apparently one of the "perks" they were advertising was the literal chance to associate yourself with the SpaceX name.
And you know what Twitter is?
None of that.
Sure there absolutely are (were) people at Twitter who love their job. But I'll bet anything the absolute vast majority loved it as a 9-to-5, which paid the bills and left open the remaining free time for family, hobbies, life-pursuits, sleep, living. Because at the end of the day Twitter is just a social media app. It's just a big bulletin board. What exciting work can you really do at Twitter? Polish some UI? Improve the app loading time? None of these people are sending anything to the moon. You think any of them would wanna work 80 hour weeks on this?
And even with the tech hiring sphere shrinking, there are still endless software jobs which will offer the same kind of thing as Twitter: "Come work on something kinda boring. It'll be worth it because we'll treat you well, pay you, and you get to go home to your life at the end of the day." I work that kind of job. It's nice! I can all but guarantee it's the kind of job Twitter employees want.
So now Musk, who's an idiot and a moron, who doesn't understand engineers and only has experience throwing his weight around at places like SpaceX where the employee body's own self-driven genius and dedication floated Musk into undeserved spotlight, is now trying to pull the same bullshit on people who just work on an app, and just wanna make end's meet, and maybe go bring their daughter to a dentist appointment. He's the embarrassing hype-man at a tepid concert, threatening to end the show if he doesn't start seeing headbanging and moshing while no one in the audience even quite wants to be there with him. He fundamentally doesn't (or refuses) to understand who he's working with and we're all just here watching him take a hammer to his ship's hull thinking all the employees would jump at the chance to patch the ship, and then acts confused when they all in fact jump ship. It won't work. It's going down with Musk inside it.
i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like "if you don't turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU" and he didn't so i did.
i think i even complained to my mom like "you said god will always answer my prayers but he hasn't turned me into a dog yet so??? bullshit" and she was like "oh honey 😊 god🌞 works in ✨mysterious✨ ways, and He🌞 knows whats best for you...turning you into a dog🐕 isnt the path🛣️ He🌞 has set for you🙏😚" and i was like. well that sucks i hate him
anyway im into petplay now
i’ve been inspired by the person who said if they got 666k notes they would practice self care. so ya know what? i’ve been in a spiral of depression for months so if this post gets 1 MILLION notes by the end of 2023, i will start taking care of myself and actually try to battle my depression and live my life. (this is never going to get 1m notes yall HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA)
hey everyone another person who is going to get blown up.
dear god, op...
OP has truly made a mistake.
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tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.
I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while
make your own post
I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while
This cannot be true. He cannot be THAT stupid
This is the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen and I saw the Sherlock fandom come up with the Johnlock Conspriacy after season 4.
To be somewhat serious on my shitpost, I think what we’re seeing here is someone who is entirely unaware they are in a filter bubble.
After Trumps election, there was a lot of talk about left wing filter bubbles and it wasn’t unwarranted. But right wing filter bubbles exist too, and if the list of who Musk is following is any indication, he’s pretty much consuming only right wing talking heads who think the transphobic helicopter joke is the height of comedy.
I think, and I can’t know this for sure obviously, that there is this impression in that sphere that people aren’t saying offensive shit that upsets people at large because they’re afraid of some “woke mob.” I don’t think it has honestly occurred to them that a large portion of folks do it because they want to be considerate to other people. And so we see this sort of messaging where Musk views himself as a liberator to the masses when he’s really only an asshole announcing he can now piss in the public square.
Also I think it's important to recognize that he's not just another celebrity with too much money who has shitty opinions on trans people:
He's that too, but he has a trans daughter. He isn't just arbitrarily hating trans people disconnected from any reality, he's doing shit that will hurt HIS FUCKING CHILD.
Keep that in mind when you're calibrating how much you should dislike this shitlord.