actual human person,

and daily commuter.

[cruisefessions]

“I’ve mostly made peace with the fact that I can’t save him”

[ozth]

curious

[theonion]

According to a report released Wednesday by the University of Iowa, 87 percent of Americans are currently unaware that they have been selected in the later rounds of the 2015 Major League Baseball Draft. “Our survey indicates that over 270 million Americans are totally oblivious to the fact that they’ve been picked between the 20th and 40th rounds of this year’s MLB Draft and are now eligible to negotiate minor-league contracts,” said study author Angelo Crawford, explaining that over four-fifths of the U.S. populace, many of whom never played baseball past Little League, have no idea that their names were recently displayed on the MLB.com live draft tracker as their selections were analyzed by numerous baseball writers and sports bloggers.

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[dogpuppy]

[sugubooomm]

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[giftofgabber]

Googling your name + death

[giftofgabber]

brushing teeth is. So unbelievably based

[ozempicofficial]

[baldingfemale]

I absorbed my first nutrient at age 26 it’s never too late ya’ll

[dogpuppy]

[spider-shoes]

substance “abuse”? that can’t be right…… every substance I use was cherished

[kosmogrl]

average day in 2026

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[wizardshark]

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

[evilvillain123456789]

You're not allowed to watch morally questionable movies because you're prone to evil and it can corrupt you. Whereas I'm allowed to watch morally questionable movies because I'm such a good person that the movies are actually redeemed by my consumption of them. If I write a favorable letterboxd review the rehabilitative effect is even stronger. But you are still not allowed to watch them in that case. Ok?

[wholefamilydeadringerforsimpsons]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

coffee makes you have to pee SO much i'm like maos wife over here

[hometoursandotherstuff]