Tryin' my best and failing miserably

I'm a forever screaming chinchilla with hella issues. 23, she/her/they, & a smol bundle of anxiety.

[srsfunny]

Oh how the tables have turned.

[bob-belcher]

[paradoxpig]

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

do you ever just know the answer to a trivia question and have no idea where the knowledge came from

[diafiend]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

the most iconic 5 seconds in anime dub history

[surprisebitch]

Ghost Stories is seriously on the level of god-tier dubs

[neurodivergentaf]

person: how are you?

me, not feeling any extreme pain or euphoria: i literally have no fuckin idea

[itscolossal]

Artist Walead Beshty Shipped Glass Boxes Inside FedEx Boxes to Produce Shattered Sculptures

[thivus]

cant tell if pretentious or just petty about their experience with fedex

[heroofthreefaces]

you say that like they’re mutually exclusive 

[liquidstar]

stop making jokes. comedy peaked with phineas and ferb.

[blakquills]

stop making songs. music also peaked with phineas and ferb

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

why do cats do the mrrrp thing. U know, the mmrrmrrp. The mrrmrprppprpprm?. !

[flybutlikeananimal]

Bc they are in fact cars and what we humans call “cats” are just their fursonas.

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

Why did you make me read this

[internalscreamingwithjenn]

Why not

[ampervadasz]

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

Little man got punched into the world and is already wandering off

[bob-belcher]

[internalscreamingwithjenn]

Our Savior, Jenna Marbles

[pardonmewhileipanic]

When your bro who is always high gets possessed, but the demon isn’t powerful enough to phase him.

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“two bagels” OMG LOL 

[agenderss]

[Caption]

Guy: “Hey bro, what d’you want to eat?”

Demon voice: “The souls of the innocent!”

High friend: “A bagel.”

Demon voice: “NO!”

High friend: “…two bagels.”

[internalscreamingwithjenn]

Two bagels... with strawberry cream cheese!

[feminist-voices]

[seilnakyle]

[thattimdrakeguy]

I’m breaking my own reblog laws but this got a genuine reaction out of me, and it’s late enough for me to warrant reblogging it.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[mimikyyuu]

Everyone outside of USA:

[internalscreamingwithjenn]

Beep-beep bitches

[waller-bridge]

when i say “my last two brain cells”; this is Exactly how i picture them

[internalscreamingwithjenn]

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