its real dumb bitch hours now

annie-24-she/they/he agender amalgamation i post a variety of dumb shit also my main is prettyprettyprincesa so if you ever get notifications from that it’s me

[rikatatsumi]

[handsmotif]

babygirl are you a cigarette

[handsmotif]

becauese you are a fag

[blogname214]

[nociceptrix-deactivated20231104]

shaved pits make me so sad like I understand but I wish you didn't feel that way. I want you to live

[nociceptrix-deactivated20231104]

you have a sickness of the soul. May you find peace

[powerfulwizard]

[heedra]

fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.

[heedra]

ppl are tagging this post with things like 'ooh i want to meet a woman like this' or with specific characters which kind of misses the point i was trying to make. ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THIS. IT STANDS IN CONTRAST TO NOTHING. WRAP YOUR ARMS AROUND IT.

[animentality]

[only-tiktoks]

[thedailybullshit]

[abimee]

I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them

[abimee]

"i refuse to hit a woman!" = Sexist, overdone, does nothing to actually empower the woman or make the guy seem nice

"I refuse to hit a kid" = valid, even funnier when the kid whips absolutely ass in one go

[screamting]

The ONLY exception to this is Mob Psycho where it's a kid vs woman fight, in which the kid doesn't want to hit a woman because he has been told that only scumbags hit women. And then the lady pauses the fight to explain this is a different situation and he's not bad for defending himself.

Then he proceeds to whip ass in one go.

[toskarin]

it's always funny when someone comments on eurodance like "why don't they make music like this anymore" because they DO and it's one of the most creatively stagnant genres on earth (spoken with love in my heart for it)

[toskarin]

all you need to make eurodance is one female vocalist (mediocre-to-incredible), one male vocalist who Cannot sing but can say shit like "I'm a sex king man with a party plan / international nation hand in hand" in a deep voice, and an apartment somewhere in italy

[toskarin]

I only just fucking put together why this post started getting notes again

[gncbutpi]

Is it weird to drink the water from your bathroom sink? (e.g. filling up a cup or water bottle)

No? Tap water is tap water

Yes wtf. It's the bathroom. Gross

I have never thought about this before and have no idea how to answer

Conflicted/Nuance in the tags

Voting ended onAug 23, 2023

Feel free to reblog etc. I'm asking because my roommate had a weirdly shameful response to doing this the other day, and I was like ?????? It's a tap.

[demonicseries]

What makes you an outcast to tumblr culture

unfamiliar with Ancient Greek plays and mythology

never listened to Hozier

not a fan of Richard Siken poems

never watched a superwholock show

fav social media sit isn’t tumblr

is a part of/works for @staff

is not on or needs any medication (antidepressants included)

straight and cis

never read/watched anything by Neil Gaiman

never been on ao3 (even once)

Other/want to see results

Voting ended onAug 26, 2023

Reblog for sample size. I’m multiple of these, but pick the one you resonate with most.

[luthienne]

hey what if i kept trying anyway because it’s my life and only i get to decide what to do with it

[polluza]

did you refer to your high school as just “*name* high” like they do in the movies like “east high” or “sky high” or did you always add “school” to the end of it

high school

just high

Voting ended onAug 25, 2023

[probablymoons]

its so so important to follow blogs that will put a bit of softcore porn on ur dash. it is not only tasteful but also a key part of the microbiome

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

One of those ‘pick two pills’ things but it’s things I actually want

[charlesoberonn]

Why do right-wingers crackpots believe the most boring conspiracy theories?

Oh they’re putting things in the water/food/vaccines? Elites are sexual predators? How unimaginative.

How about something more creative like the government feeding radioactive isotopes to the mentally disabled?

Or giving black men fake syphilis treatments to study the disease?

Or kidnapping people and subjecting them to LSD and sensual depravation to try and develop mind control?

Or secretly hiring Nazi scientists to work in NASA?

[charlesoberonn]

[knightposting-archived]

To quote the YouTuber miniminuteman773:

“You don’t actually have to make up an evil shadow government to be mad at. You can just be mad at the actual government.”