Muppet Enthusiast

asoiaf dickrider 😔

[sweet-shut-eye]

Never been about me

[hylialeia]

easy to forget but book jon snow is great actually. he gets so drunk he cries in his first chapter. he's 16 years old and laser focused on loan negotiation. he keeps getting promoted against his will. he's the chosen fantasy protagonist with the worst genre awareness ever. he implements pro immigration social reforms. he has a giant albino pet wolf. he cuts a guy's head off. he thinks he invented cunnilingus. he's been dead for 15 years.

[interstellarwizardallience]

introducing straight girl trade to political lesbianism im playing the long game

[throathole]

This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed

[goldcrescent]

literally stannis and dany cousins on the same team au would be soooo fun. He would not be a father figure because he’s not a good father and kids do NOT like him but

1)when he meets Jorah he would immediately behead him for being a slaver and fleeing his sentence

2)he would be sooooooo proud of Dany for crucifying the masters and gives her an extremely stiff pointed nod with what he thinks is an approving yet stern expression and she’s mentally like “what the fuck is that face man” and assumes he must have gotten ill so she smiles and has someone bring him a flavorless medicinal soup in the evening, which is incidentally his favorite meal and he’s very touched that someone remembered

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[butchgangle]

[voidheartemptysoulofficial]

this would be funny but cracker is a fucking slur and i get called it far too much irl so excuse me for not laughing

[interstellarwizardallience]

there is no fucking way you are being called a cracker regularly in your everyday life 😭 and if you are you need to stop whatever it is you’re doing that is making people call you that

[talyn-gray]

nobody told me asoiaf is fucking hilarious. jon's first chapter starts with him basically saying "thank the gods im a bastard because im gettung drunk as FUCK tonight" and it is cracking me upppp

[hashtagloveloses]

hearing steven yeun as zuko saying some gay shit feels like my dog that ran away finally came back to beat me at chess one last time

[wishing-well-art]

I had a really dumb idea

[hammersanvil]

[thelovelygods]

let’s drink and drive while papa has an aneurysm

[jroahn]

I wanted to practice drawing something a bit more complicated than what I usually do

[everydaylouie]

St. Jerome

[alicewiththreefingers]

Inspired by one of the greatest tweets of all time.

[sparvverius]

and was marie antoinette effectively utilizing coquette dollette hyper feminine toxic femininity lana del rey old money ceramic baby fawn sad girl girlhood girlblogger girlboss power when she secretly conspired with foreign countries to kill scores of her own citizens in an attempt to restore the absolute monarchy and the regime that had rendered millions starving poor oppressed colonized enslaved and murdered

[ladystoneshart]

35yo catelyn stark thinking of herself as a shrivelled old woman with one foot in the grave and 33yo jaime lannister brooding about having 3 white hairs on his beard and acting like an old battle-worn soldier reminiscing about his glory days... they're like 15yo twitter users who think anyone over the age of 21 is a senior citizen

girl you're taylor swift years old stop complaining about your knee pain and go hit the club