when i catch you armand...

elise 22 any pronouns follows from margo-hanson-disciple justice for my girl claudia she deserved a love that would choose her first and she deserved to have it for longer than 5 seconds

[harlequinlestat]

[homoquartz]

if you spoke to lestat or louis about your pain, they would say, "your pain? what about MY pain?" but if you spoke about your pain to armand he would say "let me lobotomize you and you will never feel pain again." he has a solution-based mindset and we could all learn from him.

[simoneashley]

#me when a bad b1tch tells me to do something

[sassy-cass-16]

one thing that I think is fucking hilarious about the iwtv/tvl perspective shift is the way Lestat repeats himself but the context reframes him in the most pathetic way possible

like when he’s yelling “VA TE FAIRE FOUTRE” at Louis while he’s slamming the incinerator door shut in season 1, and then in the divorce court scene in tvl he says the same thing but he sounds like a whiny gay housewife. queerest line read in the whole show, I’d call it a hate crime if it wasn’t so accurate

and then the contrast between him whispering/hissing/drawling “I have the blood of Akasha in me” in season 2 and then his weird blithe tension in the tour bus in tvl when he says the same thing. Like he’s a middle school edgelord saying he has an everything-proof shield on the playground. Wild shit

something something, Lestat doesn’t understand how he could be threatening to Louis because white men with privilege don’t see how their actions appear to marginalized groups, his perception of himself is coloured by both self-aggrandizement and self-loathing, Louis told the story as it appeared to him and Lestat is doing the exact same shit, something something this show is still about how storytelling depends on the storyteller, something something. yeah

[maxwyl]

god i'm so glad louis killing bruce was as fucked up and empty and hollow as it was. i've been thinking about this moment for years now and like you can't bring her back. you can't go back in time and choose her over lestat and you wouldn't anyway because she was right and it's always been about him. you can't be there for her when it counted. lestat can't be there for her when it counted even though he understood her pain in the most direct sense. no matter how much bruce deserved to die killing him does absolutely nothing for claudia now and was never really going to be anything more than a consolatory gesture for the benefit of the people who weren't there for her when it counted. she was right. it's never been about her.

[abed-with-a-knife]

showing up to kill a man’s whole coven and rip out his spine and burn him alive. in converse high tops.

louis de pointe du lac your heart too big your swag too fire your eyes too green. they’ll kill you

[slinkpinkiller]

[reticent-vampire]

Jacob Anderson as Louis de Pointe du Lac The Vampire Lestat 3.03

[bisexualrozanov]

Psychological warfare à la Louis de Pointe du Lac

+ bonus:

[cuntylestat]

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[dmtruther]

I really love Jacob Anderson

[knifelesbianjo]

[...] get me a frame of pretty green eyes again.

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT | "Toledo"

[alltears]

all-timer daniel molloy questions:

1. did you eat the baby?

2. are you schizophrenic, louis?

3. and then what?

4. fuck, man, are you the zodiac killer?

5. YOU BOTH FUCKED LESTAT?

[offwegointothewildblueyonder]

wait...if you're manipulating me, and im manipulating you, then who's interviewing the vampire?? 😱

[hesitantlyhappy]

iwtv seasons one and two was like being tucked into bed and read a heartbreaking story by Louis du pointe du lac. The Vampire Lestat is like your blackout drunk uncle trying to tell you an anecdote at a family gathering

[cuntyfieddemon]

"are you hitting the same vagina you spent the first 9 month of your mortal life in?" im the first person in my bloodline to hear this sentence

[yaoiblackmold]

[nastasya--filippovna]

lets be mentally unwell with mama