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finding an error in someone else's fic: awe. we are all human - this is totally understandable and doesn't bother me whatsoever. it is almost endearing to know that others are not perfect, and in their excitement to share, they made a small mistake.

finding an error in your own fic: a merciful death is too kind for me. i deserve to be burnt on a pyre or publicly executed at dawn

muffinlance

Someone commented that they loved a line

They quoted the line

The line had a typo

This is the fastest way to kill an author

punkitt-is-here

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

totally-cis-offical

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

moon-of-curses

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

your-local-genderfluid-sapphic

you guys say it like it wont get on Pinterest in a few days at most

the-haiku-bot

you guys say it like

it wont get on Pinterest in

a few days at most

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

herpsandbirds

Andaman Day Gecko (Phelsuma andamanensis), male, family Gekkonidae, Andaman Islands, India

photographs by Narendra Athnikar

echointhewindwind

Being an Eridian scientist has to be so funny. You train your entire life as a biologist, becoming specialized in your field, probably giving lectures or educational speeches to other Eridians, and then the star savior Rocky comes home with his weird pet dog. Your job is now to cultivate food so the weird dog who is the age of average baby doesn’t die. The dog also saved the stars. Your job is making dog food out of the dog. You also learn that you and the dog have the same job. You are the happiest scientist on Erid.

cheeseanonioncrisps

The dog knows more about how the universe works than anybody else on your planet. The dog understands how relativity works and how the universe began. The dog has access to complex machines that can store and process massive amounts of information, launching your society into a new age of scientific and technological advancement.

You later find out that these machines were originally invented because the dog's species has a memory like a sieve and struggles with primary school level maths.

thebibliosphere

I got my fauxhawk redone today. Got the back and sides faded again. And there was this little 90yo lady in the salon getting her hair washed and she was watching the process.

I knew she was 90 because she had been telling everyone who would listen that she’d just turned 90 and commenting on what everyone was wearing and whether she liked it or not. Just generally zero filter

Anyway, my stylist finished putting some more texture into my faux hawk and I was very aware of this woman watching me in the mirror, frowning like she wasn’t sure if she approved. But when it was time for me to stand up and leave she reached out a paper-thin hand to me and said, “I have to tell you, you have perfect eyebrows for that haircut. Your whole face just—“ and she made an expressive gesture with her hands, the bangles on her arms jangling like a wind chime. “You look so much better than when you came in.”

Which. Lol. Thank you? I guess?

Anyway. There is no more hair on my neck and I am less evil as a result. Success.

cikero

I’m so mad that a t4 bacteriophage actually looks like that and that it’s appearance isn’t made up

cikero

this is how they look in all the models

this is how they actually look

like they really fucking look like that. in real life

somniiloquy

viruses are literally such bullshit they have the nerve to look like this and they aren’t even ALIVE

nuggettiana

I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE SHITTY AND ARBITRARY DEFINITION OF LIFE THAT MAKES VIRUSES NOT ALIVE. FUCK YOU THEY ARE ALIVE

petzah394-deactivated20250503

Things are heating up in the virus fandom

archaicfirehydrants

thats called a fever

#adding prev tags because science! ->#I mean technically they don’t look like that #only their casing looks like that #all viruses (including phages- like this guy) are genetic material #the viroid they inhabit is like the ‘car’ that takes them to the next host cell #and sometimes they bring along extra enzymes #to do stuff like rna->dna transcription #the ‘legs’ help the viroid attach to the host cell membrane/ cell wall for bacteriophages

welcometosasakiworld

Rabbit holes are hilarious.

Why? Very simple my dear friend!

I was re-reading this Thanatos/Percy Jackson work, alright? Alright. And then, out of curiosity i swear, i clicked in the ship name to see if there was other works in ao3.

What happen next? I read this unfinished (that has only 4 chapter now) fic about Percy being the reincarnation of Zagreus. And from there decided to search for the Hadesgame, because i didn't really see that it was a crossover at the time.😅

From there i'm watching a 13 hours gameplay with no commentary to learn the game's history to write my own version.

And i am searching about Zagreus in greek mythology, which funnily enough there's two versions: one he's a son of hades, the other he's the son of Zeus and Persephone. But i just started searching, so 🤷‍♀️.

#hadesgame #rabbit holes #and shenanigans #pjo

paper-mache-stars

been thinking about grace and adrian being alike

phoenixyfriend

Game show called "What's Wrong With You" where a bunch of doctors compete to see who can diagnose a mystery illness (chronically ill patient whose lab results keep coming back normal despite obvious symptoms) first and most accurately. Pros:

Doctors paying off their medical loans with prize money

Chronically ill people getting free testing (MRIs, CAT scans, X-Rays, bloodwork, etc) and possibly a diagnosis

You can ding points for 'anxiety' and 'you just need to lose some weight'

Doctors are incentivized to find an answer, not just find something billable

Cons:

HIPAA

Wrong Diagnoses made because they were rushing

the-haiku-bot

You can ding points for

‘anxiety’ and 'you just

need to lose some weight’

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

herpsandbirds

Greater Roadrunner (Geococcyx californianus), chick (fledgling), family Cuculidae, order Cuculiformes, Arizona, USA

photograph by Mark Koster

fatal-blow

god i wish more sources talked about "sex" hormones like this

ironically its in a book about female sex anatomy that ive come across it (Vagina Obscura by Rachel E. Gross). everyone only wants to focus on the secondary sex characteristics and not the bazillion other functions of estrogen, testosterone, and co.

every body uses both of them!! for a million reasons!!!!! aaaaaa!!!!!!!

the-haiku-bot

every body

uses both of them!! for a

million reasons!!!!! aaaaaa!!!!!!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

jessieisaninja

Alright folks, the final poll! The two victors, with slight additional feedback from the comments (thank you to everyone that commented the opportunity that I missed!)