Total Fan-person

She/They, Bisexual Fandoms are all over the place CW: Occasionally makes posts that mention religion

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 44

Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives)

Jesus of Nazareth (the bible)

Remaining time: 4 days 21 hours

Elias art by @herodzn

Jesus art by @wolfythewitch

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

New Jesus update

[baconphatt]

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[signiorbenedickofpadua]

I love how we all keep pointing out in fics how impractical it is for the royal infirmary to be located up the stairs of a bloody tower. We're never going to let the BBC live that down, huh?

[clawedandcute]

IT'S UP STAIRS??? IN A TOWER?? Boy howdy did I not realize *that*. I thought it was one the lowest floor, adjoining the courtyard. WHERE SMART PEOPLE WOULD PUT IT.

My bad for thinking what smart people would do. I forgot I was in Camelot. XD

[kyri45]

Pride Sticker Collection by @Kyri45

Here’s my absolute best-seller coming back ONLY for the month of June!!

[lliveonthesunn]

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

[darlingofdots]

This is how I convinced my conservative grandma that the gays do also need marriage, actually. My grandad died when I was 4 and I asked her to imagine not being allowed to see him or make decisions for him or be entitled to an inheritance and she got very quiet and conceded the point. Marriage doesn't intrinsically mean anything but as a legal framework it is really, really important

[lezbianz]

this is for a part-time job as a barista

[inactiveaccount082024]

on an application to work the front desk of a hotel

[chasetriesagain]

If minimum wage you'd like to make, This ancient quiz you'll have to take.

Step right up, but be prepared. Those who fail are poverty-snared. Question One! If your labor proves most fruitful, Raking quarters by the bootful, Who should excess profits reap, Me the wolf or you the sheep? Question Two! If, by merit, you're made pope, What will be your fervent hope? Law and order justly paired? Or mercy and the guilty spared?

Question Three! If a train should leave Topeka Driven by a solar squeaker, How then should the cat behave? Give it milk or give it grave? Question Four! Do you have a criminal record?

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Put my most popular tumblr post, my family would be traumatized

[stealingpotatoes]

happy pride month <3

(commission info // tip jar!)

[cosmonautroger]

[thefiresontheheight]

Please Stop Blaming Us For Your Strange Behavior is a mnemonic to remember the planets in the universe where they're named Plercury, Stenus, Blearth, Urs, Fupiter, Yaturn, Streptune and Buranus.

[my-dailydreams]

[thememedaddy]

[fellshish]

reading other comments on the fic you’ve just commented on is like. asynchronous book club meeting 🫶

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[only-cat-memes]

[uprincipled]

stress sketching my fav guy(s)

[scleroticstatue]

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

[i-am-my-own-app]