Please Help Me

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[intheendofjune]

My classmate told me today that I looked like someone Hawks (Keigo Takami) would approach in a bar and honestly I’ve never received nor will I ever receive such high praise in my life

[intheendofjune]

Cant talk right now I’m ✨yearning to be Harry’s scarf✨

[intheendofjune]

Whelp, time for my post joint content depression ™

[pottergotwholocked]

dan and phil stop referencing cursed fanfics challenge

[intheendofjune]

It’s the vampire and milk fic next

[intheendofjune]

We really went from dead fucking silence on Dan’s end + quality Phil content every other week, to occasional Dan’s hand cameo ™, to JOINT CONTENT on phil’s channel and stereo, and now we get biweekly joint content podcast. 2021 has been a blessing for the phandom wow what’s next dnpg comeback?

[intheendofjune]

This was the conversation I just had with my boyfriend

Me- hey would you pop a squat for an hour and a half and take pictures of me in only boxers and a lace cardigan and align the wine glass to my nipple until we get the perfect shot?

Him- Yeah sure? Why not?

Me- I’m keeping you.

[intheendofjune]

Additionally-

Me- Phil’s brother named their daughter Freja. See! It’s not weird to name your children after ancient gods!

Him- yes it is. We’re not naming our daughter Persephone

[intheendofjune]

This was the conversation I just had with my boyfriend

Me- hey would you pop a squat for an hour and a half and take pictures of me in only boxers and a lace cardigan and align the wine glass to my nipple until we get the perfect shot?

Him- Yeah sure? Why not?

Me- I’m keeping you.

[demonicseries]

Good night to Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles, the 5 minutes of 15x20 that got cut, Sebastian Roche’s tweets about the rusty nail, miracle the dog, the version of the 15x18 confession scene that lives on Jensen Ackles’ phone, former tjlc’ers who once again got roped into the spn aftermath, everyone who participated in the destiel marketing studies, anyone who donated to the Castiel Project, the person who edited the destiel phone call on tiktok, anyone who posted a fix-it fic to ao3, eldest daughters who project onto Dean, and all the queer characters who were killed on spn.

[george-ryan-ross-iii]

Reblog if you have ever read fanfiction better written than the series finale of the CW's Supernatural ❤️

[intheendofjune]

twist and shout ended better

[intheendofjune]

SPN 15x20

Okay they clearly fucked us over in the end. I wasn’t expecting anything less. So as a writer myself, here’s what happened after the last episode because I’m bitter

After the bridge, Sam and Dean go to see their parents. John genuinely apologizes to Dean for traumatizing him, and Mary makes pie, obviously.

Heaven!Bunker with Mrs Butters. (Cas is already there and she took a liking to him)

One more iconic “Hello Dean”

DESTIEL CLOSURE- Dean makes an attempt to put his feelings to words but he just cant.

After this Cas takes his hand and says “You dont need to tell me now. We have eternity.”

Sam and Aileen get their happy ending.

We see Jo again because lets be honest we’re all gay for Jo.

We get to see all the dead side characters/hunters interact with eachother and team free will.

feel free to add on

[intheendofjune]

Okay i don’t know why no one has pointed this out (that i’ve seen. keep in mind i finished the book today and did a fandom deep dive straight after)

You know how in the beginning of the Song of Achilles, Patroclus or Achilles, I don’t remember which but it doesn’t matter said more than once “What did Hector ever do to me?”

EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TIME THEY SAID THAT THEY WERE LITERALLY JUST GOING “DO SOMETHING BRO I FUCKING DARE YOU” TO BOTH ALL THE GODS AND HECTOR

And Hector did something. He killed Patroclus.

So what did Hector ever do to them?

Quite literally the worst thing to happen to both of them.

[pingnova]

i will be real im kinda losing my mind

[intheendofjune]

Is that really why she said that-

[intheendofjune]

SPN S15 SPOILERS!!!!!

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Guys. It happened. After fifteen years, it’s canon

[slothblog]

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

[girlsbackhome]

i’M CRyING

[mathsturbation]

if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god

[mathsturbation]

i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT

[flaccid-dragon-dildo-deactivate]

already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.

[flaccid-dragon-dildo-deactivate]

I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO

[aokiseiun]

i cant believe youre still human

[reddarchivesdeadaccount-deactiv]

Well played

[generic-account-here]

I need

[eriitime]

Give me my gordon ramsay my day has been bad and i need it

[maxtheidiot]

PLEASE

[stainablesilver]

peals

[majorasmssk]

Please

[thesoundofmadness]

Please

[cinammon-roll-panda]

I want a salty British man in my dms

[friendly-neighborhood-wizard]

holy cow is this real

[friendly-neighborhood-wizard]

IT’S REAL EVERYONE THIS PERSON IS INHUMAN

[hashtag-put-murdoc-back]

blease

[everywitchway-deactivated201905]

I want

[the-cephalon-weave]

Feed me the ram

[feniczoroark]

I hunger for the ram

[eat-a-friggin-snickers]

pls give meh ram

[dailypattondoodles]

PLEASE

[pandorassandycrabbox]

no way this real gib me gorbon

[vergeangst]

Yes pleAse

[icarus-showmethemoon]

i want a gordon

[toomuchdickfort]

Might I get a Gordon, please?

[shitpostsorcerer]

There’s no way they can send him to over 400,000 people

[quincunx]

Hahaha

[piipstachio]

Yall send me my boi

[hottspinner]

Gimmie!

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

GIMME HIM

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

I GOT HIM

[vergeofinsanity]

there is no way that you have enough gordon ramsey photos

[herondale-anxiety-deactiv-deact]

g i v e

h i m

o v e r

[thereallifecath]

Cough him up

[intheendofjune]

what the literal hell

[intheendofjune]

Y’all supernatural fans I have a writing prompt for you now that our beloved show is coming to an end. Here’s the instructions

1- pick any episode (it’ll be easier if it’s one where they’re just fighting a random monster)

2- re-watch the episode and find the human affected by the monster, but survived to the end of the episode.

3- write what the character was doing before they were affected,

4- then write their inner dialog/reaction while watching Sam and Dean save their life

BONUS- significant amount of time into the future remembering the events and how it affected them

Tag me in the post! 💞

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

dere you go

[oursidae]

ey

ey you lil shits

lets just talk about this here cookie recipe

this shit

is 

the

BOMB

HOLY SHIT

I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING

YES

WONDERFUL

1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

yAy

[post-and-out]

For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:

Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.

After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.

\o/

[fan-troll]

salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

[goldpilot22]

Because I love you all.

[purple---skye]

reblogging cause i need to save this

[5bi5]

A note for those who have trouble measuring butter with a spoon as I do: one cup I am sixteen tablespoons. Butter/margarine bricks are usually a half a cup, so just cut one eighth of that amount 

[ironwoman359]

These are really good! And yes, for the love of god, if you have it use white sugar and brown sugar, add just a pinch of salt, and as many chocolate chips as you darn well please. Great with icecream, whipped cream on top, or a tall glass of milk (keep in mind you gotta eat it with a spoon, you can’t dip it in milk) 

Super college friendly (trust me)

[lee-not-garrison]

I made this and it’s super awesome! Bonus things you could add: butterscotch flavoring, cut up KitKats, torn apart Milkyways, and stolen ice cream!

[peachykopii]

I’M GONNA DO THIS

[intheendofjune]

Yes. Absolutely. Yes

[intheendofjune]

Nobody-

Literally no one said anything-

The room is fucking silent-

Me- I’m gay