Pretty Vacant

Planet earth is blue and there's nothing I can do

[wellthatschaotic]

i love when the gender options are "male" "female" and "prefer not to answer"

like it just reads as "boy" "girl" and "what are you, a cop? i don't owe you anything"

[foone]

My gender is "come back with a warrant"

[userscully]

Pedro Pascal as JOEL MILLER in THE LAST OF US (2023—) 1.01 “When You’re Lost in the Darkness”

[isa-grapes]

so i watched mob psycho 100

[oneheadtoanother]

[queerdandelion]

Every year my mom vandalizes a reflection calendar with pictures of Keanu to make a “with Keanu” calendar for her friend. These are some highlights:

(Guys, selling these would be illegal lol. All it takes is a printer and some glue, get creative 😂)

[daddyxanax574]

Are you implyin to me that a shramp managed to frah this rice? It's preposterous! But it intrigues meh so.

[catchymemes]

[painted-bees]

Watchmaker and Holly

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[mojav]

Wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them??????

[lunaimer]

What the hell do YOU do?

[mojav]

i die? lmao what kinda question….

[never-obsolete]

The Underwater screen saver, from Windows 98

[19rachel]

This was the last time the world knew peace

[schrodingersincest]

[causedandcreated]

oh? my sexuality? it’s *80s music blaring*

[eilti]

[catchymemes]

[bogleech]

Cashier the other day: “have a nice night!”

Me failing to load one correct response from multiple possibilities: …….“YOUP!”

[catasters]