Mewling Quim

The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison.

[freakytikigifs]

Ryan Gosling and James Ortiz as Ryland Grace and Rocky PROJECT HAIL MARY

[tenrose]

[thathomestar]

[prevsofialamb-blog]

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

[amlielacrx-archived-blog-deacti]

This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.

[ioanina]

guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and it’s aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild

[vetchtibbles]

funny how normal human rights don’t have to apply to you if your parents don’t want them to

[vetchtibbles]

I was going to say “if you’re a child” but remembered when I turned 18 and realised I was still stuck at home and nothing was going to change if my parents didn’t want it to

[nsevens]

♪ ♫ Goodbye may seem forever. Farewell is like the end. But in my heart’s a memory and there you’ll always be. ♪♫

THE FOX AND THE HOUND (1981) — dir. Ted Berman, Richard Rich and Art Stevens

[unbreakablemouserat]

PARKS AND RECREATION (2009-2015) 6.07 - "Recall Vote"

[fellshish]

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

[beardedmrbean]

[hunterize]

He’s an angry sleeper. Like a bear.

[telumendils]

I thought I could never care for anyone again, until I met you.

The Golden Girls, S2E5: “Isn't It Romantic”

[pansyfemme]

my brain has subconciously decided that tiktok is “unhealthy” but tumblr is “healthy” which i dont think is entirely true but i kind of like the idea.

[beardedmrbean]

[ashleysjohnson]

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING (2003)

Farewell, my brave Hobbits. My work is now finished. Here at last, on the shores of the sea comes the end of our Fellowship. I will not say do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.

[mayahart]

THE GOOD PLACE 1.04 — Jason Mendoza

[justcatposts]

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower 

(via)

[hottiewitabloggie]

they’re? just? sitting there ???

[ladycavalier]

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

[socialistexan]

[crtter]

Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:

*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”

Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.

[tikysplickytok]

(via liondancefan)

[nicostiel]

Rata Forest in New Zealand