☆ ghost ☆

☆ peace ☆ she/her ☆ 23 ☆

[entitty]

overstimulated in the club tonight

[entitty]

understimulated in the home tonight

[entitty]

at peace in the abandoned grain silo

[entitty]

happy anniversary to the undying curse upon my notifications. wretched post

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Voting ended onJun 24

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)

[prokopetz]

Stephen King rightly gets a lot of shit for frequently having his characters think and speak in pop culture references that only make sense if you spent your formative years in 1970s Maine, but I feel like articulating that particular criticism on Tumblr is something of a glass-houses situation.

[aly-semi-archived-deactivated20]

if i'm a lesbian do i have to listen to carly rae jepsen?

some people will accuse me of gatekeeping here, but the answer is a hard yes 

[bardically-uninspired]

waiting for the other shoe to drop

[parkchanwoohoo]

[halfabouros]

He's setting up his own dead wife montage

[jake-clark]

[meiiiwaku]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

[laughconfetti]

[creepymutelilbugger]

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

[roses-blog-of-things-deactivate]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

[thenumberonevelvetcake]

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

[siffrin-of-the-day]

Day 216 Frin: Tired of them

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[brawlite]

let 👏 actors 👏 have 👏 male 👏 pattern 👏 baldness 👏 again

[brawlite]

congrats this post was actually originally about walter skinner

[myjetpack]

My latest cartoon for New Scientist

[voroxpete]

To be clear, this isn't a bit. This is what they actually did. "Its too late" is the new "Climate change isn't real"... And its still a lie!

Every serious climate scientist agrees that there is no such as thing as too late, just as there is no such thing as too early. We should have done a lot more than we have to fight climate change, and the world will suffer for our inaction, but there is no point of no return. We can always work to reduce the amount of suffering that occurs, and eventually turn things around to the point where our planet is healing once again. Do not believe anyone who says it's "too late".

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[pepprexx]

I just wanna share this because I played almost 30 hours of the game like this and It just keeps getting worse and worse

I did the horrible mistake of naming the MC “Da Joker Baby” and I think this lead to to some of the dumbest fucking screenshots I have from the game

This is absolutely terrible

[lenacove]

Now when the voice lines call you "this guy", it sounds like they just don't want to indulge in saying your name out loud.

[pepprexx]

HFJSHFB THIS IS GREAT

I made something small with that idea in mind since I thought it was really funny

Wow his parents must really hate him to name him like that haha

[parkchanwoohoo]

[appendingfic]

when a cultural activity easily allows you to let small children participate

alternatively, a child dragon being greeted by the clan

[cactuskat]

The gather to meet the youngling

[lassieposting]

Have y'all ever seen that video of elephants in a sanctuary absolutely booking it across the enclosure to meet the New Baby, because

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

I love how they're clearly walking in formation until one of them sees the baby dragon and then they immediately all run over.

[knucklecurve]

we’ve never been more back

[knucklecurve]

IT’S SO OVER……..

[glitchlight]

[butchboromir]

just had the title "punk of knowledge" bestowed on me

[butchboromir]

was hanging out outside the venue & the people next to me were discussing whether or not the taco bell next door was open & i chimed in that it's open 24 hrs & as they started walking towards it one of them was like "thank you punk of knowledge"

[eliyahu613]

this tweet. but for tumblr

[dashaibo]

And what, pray tell, is so wrong with that? Must a king lower himself to the vocabulary of insects? Must an academiac explain his reasoning to kindergartners? There is no shame in knowledge nor is there in verbosity. Quite the opposite, they are to be celebrated. But I guess this is the world we are forced to inhabit. This world... This planet, teeming with life and all its infinite possibilities. And you would dare dilute it, so that a simpleton's mind could comprehend it? I will not stand for this. No more shall a man be judged for his might, his ambition, his intellect. No more shall we look down on those who propose a mere thought experiment about owning a human pec9sdjv0 c9i2ewokhndvoi adsjvci uwqeowdsxujvnli ufdsiuljfcniu ofeidcvjpc9nUIODSuljvniuwqopisafjvp985erioewaudJHB9jrg8frjuv8ar9jvuw08rd9vujq35g89spdujigk[0e9ravjik0rvu9jq54w8yvh r8og;af9ukjgmoiaelgurj9g8zboifyhvlo8fivujawp89 OC:Ivjare0sd9oizl

[semicolonthefifth]

Please leave the mall, you're making a scene.

[dashaibo]

You won't... Keep me... from Hot Topic... forever...