nicotine and dopamine

Sierra. 27. Pennsylvania.

[laprasboat]

there is something so funny to me about them wondering why people put their relationship on a pedestal

and immediately following that up with

"see actually our relationship transcends all human relationships, no one has what we have, in fact we are like the two last specimens of a species"

alright mr and mr ranch dressing tortoise whatever

[shed-some-light]

ok actually phrebrand badges canceled here's your hard launch badges.

[thatdemonbish]

“why have those old guys taken over your life??” because they’re like THIS

they did “and there was only one bed” FIRST

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[herbgerblin]

[ID: First image depicts Taako, an elven man with blonde, curly hair, tan, freckled skin, green eyes, and a slight build. He is wearing a blue long sleeve shirt, teal sweaterpants, and gold jewelry on his hands and ears. he is laying on a couch and holding a stone of fare speache, while commenting, "Pretty gay to be a reaper. Who's soul are you trying to reap, other men?" Second image shows Kravitz, a half elven man with brown skin, long, dark locs, and a slight build. He is wearing a mauve colored button up and black slacks. Taako's legs are laying over his lap. In the top panel, Kravits lowers the newspaper he was reading with a puzzled expression on his face. In the bottom panel, he turns to taako and pointedly asks, "What?" in all caps. Taako's face shows a hint of amusement. End ID]

Area man teases his grim reaper lover, more at ten.

[radioactive-synth]

And that’s what we are? Friends?

[intheouterlimits]

I haven't posted since like mid-lockdown last year but I'm having a nice wine infused self care night. and I have spent the past month at work sneaking away to the back hallway to kiss my coworker. she is so fucking amazing and just moved a whole state away today to start law school and I'm going to drive to see her next weekend! 😍 I'm so in awe of her and I'm so mad that we were both crushing on each other HARD for like the past 6 months and we BOTH thought, "Oh she would NEVER go for me..!" but holy shit.

My grandpa always told me he hoped I'd "meet someone nice" while working at the store ...I bet he never thought I'd end up with the girl they hired while I was out sick with covid in January 👉🏻😎👉🏻

Neither of us really talked to each other until Inauguration Day, when we were told to organize earring boxes behind the counter in the far corner of the store. I brought my phone over to where she was sitting on the floor and said, "I want to watch this but I feel like I have to do it in secret or my family will disown me lol"

And from that moment on we were inseparable 😂

[shingojira]

this exchange between me and my sister about animal crossing reads like two comrades bleeding out on the battlefield

[uglygirlstatus]

i literally cannot stop thinking about this post

[radioactive-synth]

And that’s what we are? Friends?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Why is this so vague and yet I relate to it so much????

[intheouterlimits]

the pina colada song came on at work just now and i still cant believe the man who wrote it basically published an entire dean martin and jerry lewis fanfic

[millennial-kiss]

[intheouterlimits]

look i know its bad to try to numb all my pain with vodka but pinnacle whipped has gotten me through this past week and every bad week i’ve had before, it’ll get me through it again. cheers.

[basketcase1982]

24 hr christmas music station: rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose

some fucking primal part of my psyche that will NEVER let me live in peace: like a lightbulb🎵

[intheouterlimits]

it’s been over a year since my last post on here and its crazy how much has happened since then

[bluehairedspidey]

you heard it here first folks, hes a gay

[devilsdontflyy]