Naruto Stuff

[swagglessmoth]

When your sibling’s been a little too serious lately so you gotta check if he’s mad at u or not

[emerulynn]

rip kakashi you would’ve had a love hate relationship with mitski

[theorderofthetriad]

If Naruto brings Neji back to life I am going to be so pissed ‘cause it’s gonna ruin the fanfic i’m planning on making. Kishimoto better commit to him being dead please don’t pull anymore moffat shit.

[inushitzu]

The distant realization that i’m diving into a rabbit hole so deep that i’m back in 2014.

[bugbearo]

narutos idea of what a hot woman is

narutos idea of what a hot guy(s) is

[wily-old-dangernoodle]

it’s like with girls he had no idea so he imagined a girl version of himself and went with it but with guys he had so many ideas he just couldn’t pick the best one so he went with all of them and… I’m not saying he’s 100% gay but he certainly is not 100% straight either

[transjinako]

are she ra and that butch furry like on the same team or is it like sasuke and naruto 

[transjinako]

All modern heated drama has its roots in naruto and sasuke’s relationship 

[vicholas]

[theorderofthetriad]

y'know, the more i think about it, the more i genuinely think that Neji was trying to save Naruto, and just happened to save Hinata because they both jumped in the path of danger to save Naruto at the same time.

Like, Neji’s dying speech acknowledges that Hinata tried to save Naruto, but Neji talks/thinks primarily about how much Naruto’s life is worth and the meaningful impact Naruto had on Neji’s life. I think he fully intended to die for Naruto.

[adult-sasuke]

remembering that kakashi was fuckign 26 years old when he got assigned team seven is blowing my mind right now. I was naruto’s age when I got sucked into this shit and now I’m kakashi’s and like,,,I get it. my man got assigned the generation’s WORST of the WORST gremlin children and he did the best he fuckin’ could. he nearly dies on every mission because sasuke refuses to go to anger management and naruto is so dumb he probably can’t even read. he’s got like 7 summons that are dogs and he could be spending all his time with them but is he/?? no. he’s got a sharingan making him so Perpetually Exhausted it’s a straight up medical condition and he has to spend all his free time restraining the two finalists of Konoha’s Next Top Orphan from getting people killed instead of like….teaching them. 26 years old and all that unbelievable bullshit. god. and!! then when he finally gets to take a fucking nap they make him hokage I honestly can’t believe he did it. wasn’t even 30 fucking years old. I can’t believe he didn’t leave the damn village himself.

[gjdraws]

e·ter·nal : lasting or existing forever; without end or beginning.

Kakagai week: combat + future (click for bigger bc tumblr)

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[lawlliets]

kakagai is my new #1 ship. they can’t take this away from me. old dudes married with a bunch of dogs.

[lawlliets]

like this is a queer relationship with two asexual men, where one is disabled and the other has a bunch of dogs. KAKAGAI IS THE SHIP.

[theorderofthetriad]

Kakashi refuses to consider Gai his friend or lover or family because Kakashi doesn’t think he can ever have and keep those things as his previous friends and family have all died. Kakashi literally told Sasuke he had no friends or family to be killed, and he really thought he didn’t, even with Gai in his life. If Kakashi lets himself have those sort of connections again, he’s convinced they’ll just die too, so he rival-zoned Gai. Maybe he thinks that it’ll be NBD for him if his rival Gai dies, maybe he genuinely believes that being close to Kakashi is what gets the people close to him killed.

And Gai? He’s a doof, but he’s emotionally intelligent enough to know this. He knows he’s the closest person in Kakashi’s life, and Kakashi keeps emotional distance from even him. So Gai plays up the rivalry, he’s using any and everything that could be construed into a competition as a way to get Kakashi to engage with him. Gai doesn’t want Kakashi to be alone and so if that means Gai has to be his rival then so be it. He’ll happily play that role until he or Kakashi dies because he loves Kakashi and doesn’t want him to be alone.

[liss-art]

The rest is here AO3

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[konohafashion]

Madara: I still don't see the issue, babe

Tobirama: WHAT IF HE DIES! IN THAT SCREAMING METAL DEATHTRAP?????

[chantilly8-deactivated20230531]

Sasuke isn't mad about liking men he's mad about liking Naruto. Similarly Naruto isn't mad about liking Sasuke he's mad about liking men

[chantilly8-deactivated20230531]

This is why Naruto can say the most batshit insane things about what he feels for Sasuke while not being able to interact with Sai normally and this is why Sasuke doesn't care about Suigetsu rubbing his dick on him but is not capable of saying he loves Naruto unless he's on a life or death situation

[squidpus]

They are called shadows for a reason.

Alternate title: Revolutionary Grandpa Madara

[squidpus]

Still like the idea of Mikoto and Obito being adopted siblings.

[squidpus]

Um so I got so many cute asks about baby Obito that I gathered them all together to answer 🥰

YES all the cute cat outfits for Obito!!

Obito has that effect on a lot of people 😄

I think Madara might have a little experience?? He did have a lot of siblings....but they also all died so you know what, yeah he probably took extra care with Obito 😆

And we all thought Obito was the clingy one haha please. Madara probably still has his crib somewhere 🥺

The people have spoken!!!

[squidpus]

Just imagining Baby Obito at the Uchiha orphanage, and in walks Madara, right past security, takes one look at Baby Obito, says “I will take that,” and just, takes the baby and leaves. The Uchiha Elders find out and one of them goes, “So…we are just going to let this happen? Really? Right. Hope this doesn’t end in disaster.”

It ended in disaster.

Also threw in lil baby Mikoto too because why not.