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despazito

imagine spending 700$ on ticketmaster meanwhile his concerts are literally free

cute-catts

That sound 😭😅

circumgutter

kaijuno

blar-glas-blou

depressivenihilistpacman-deacti

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out

b3au

valencians

you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built

the-tree-line

the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

the-tree-line

i’ve become a completely different person like 5 separate times since making those posts and there are STILL people finding them somehow

theoldness

w-r-o-u-g-h-t

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

lady-dainty

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

catrad0rable

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

transcrowleyy

this has layers, man

woolandflax

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

woolandflax

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

woolandflax

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

inthefallofasparrow

archibaldtuttle

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

targetdotcom-deactivated2026011

Fińàncial Harm

tittyinfinity

theinformationcollector

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

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