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How do you catch a hawk?!

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whoever discovered uranium was radioactive and decided we can't have that epic green glassware anymore was a hater

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I had to google what this was because I’ve never heard of it and now I’m mad too

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Ghost glassware

Glassware for ghosts

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I’d cry 😢

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I don’t play this game but I think this absolutely warrants s gone girl stunt at the least

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i think part of growing up is understanding song lyrics

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A painter in Los Angeles kept missing his exit for the I-5 on the 110 highway, so he did his research, climbed up the overhead sign, and changed it himself without anyone noticing.

This is Richard Ankrom. He couldn’t find his damn exit, cuz it wasn’t properly labelled.

So he took life by the balls, like any self-respecting Californian would do, and used his sign-painting expertise to fix it himself.

He called it ‘guerilla public service.’ Even got himself an outfit to look official. It worked, obvi.

Caltrans investigated, but the sign was actually up to code. They left it there for 8 years before they made an updated sign.

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You can do anything if you’re wearing a hi-vis vest and hard hat.

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chaotic good

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chaotic frustrated

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louder for the people at the back

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of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12

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me forced to come into this capitalist world and trying to live

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isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

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This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

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THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

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But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

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I love him

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where the fuck would we be without garlic honestly

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me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.