Iota

Delusional artist and shitposter

[iotadoesart]

Tampons should be free, and all toilets should come with bidets installed from the get go.

[iotadoesart]

It was nice pretending I had a chance with her for a while, but like all things in the imagination, they do have to end at some-point, this isn’t a sad post, I knew I was fooling myself, it just stings to see the words in-front of me, I’ll never forget my time with her and it was nice reminiscing, but I got a little too deep into it, I woke up and sniffed the roses, but they are not yet in bloom, and with any luck I will truly get to smell a rose of my own :)

[iotadoesart]

It's my 8 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[iotadoesart]

Just saw someone on twitter say that, they don’t believe that killing the Jedi order brought balance to the force. Now I’m someone who isn’t the biggest fan of the Jedi order especially in the clone wars, so take what I say with a pinch of salt but DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS? For starters order 66 didn’t bring balance to the force, Vader killing Palpetine did and secondly how can the force be balanced when there are like 7 confirmed dark side users pre order 66 (Palpetine, Maul, Dooku, Savage, Ventress, Mother Talzin, Old Daka) and then during/a year after order 66, Dooku, Savage, Old Daka and Mother Talzin are dead Anakin is now Darth Vader and there are a bunch of Inquisitors, (side note; Old Daka, Mother Talzin, Ventress, Savage and the inquisitors aren’t out-right Sith but they do use the dark side of the force) and but you still have around 10,000 Jedi across the galaxy pre order 66, is that balanced? No, and while there are still more light side users alive, the Sith have control over the galaxy and are immensely powerful in the Dark side of the force. So to say that order 66 brought balance to the force is blatantly incorrect.

[iotadoesart]

To add to this towards the end of the Clone Wars the Jedi were becoming more and more of a political entity rather than a religion based around serving the will of the force. Dare I say it, most of the Jedi council at the time were bad Jedi, they had lost their way and that’s the whole point of the prequels. It’s the story of the downfall of the Jedi and they were pawns in the master plan of literally one of the most powerful Sith in the history of the galaxy. They became generals and warriors instead of peacekeepers. And while they fought for peace and a safer galaxy for its residents, they still felt the dark side grow stronger and stronger and they were so engrossed by their own hubris they wouldn’t even take the notion of a Sith return seriously. The force had been out of balance for millennia with Jedi supremacy and then the force attuned to that with Palpetine Vader and Luke and Leía. The Jedi weren’t meant to be a political body, and as stated by the bendu (the one in the middle) to Kanan “perhaps it is the will of the force that the Jedi and all your kind perish.” The force needed to correct itself but order 66 wasn’t the answer it was the redemption of Anakin.

[iotadoesart]

Here is the original post, no hate to the op but some people have a critical misconception of the force and I believe this is a prime example of such a case.

They are partly correct but too much of one side even when it’s good isn’t balance. Like having an all fruit diet isn’t a balanced diet. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[iotadoesart]

Just saw someone on twitter say that, they don’t believe that killing the Jedi order brought balance to the force. Now I’m someone who isn’t the biggest fan of the Jedi order especially in the clone wars, so take what I say with a pinch of salt but DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS? For starters order 66 didn’t bring balance to the force, Vader killing Palpetine did and secondly how can the force be balanced when there are like 7 confirmed dark side users pre order 66 (Palpetine, Maul, Dooku, Savage, Ventress, Mother Talzin, Old Daka) and then during/a year after order 66, Dooku, Savage, Old Daka and Mother Talzin are dead Anakin is now Darth Vader and there are a bunch of Inquisitors, (side note; Old Daka, Mother Talzin, Ventress, Savage and the inquisitors aren’t out-right Sith but they do use the dark side of the force) and but you still have around 10,000 Jedi across the galaxy pre order 66, is that balanced? No, and while there are still more light side users alive, the Sith have control over the galaxy and are immensely powerful in the Dark side of the force. So to say that order 66 brought balance to the force is blatantly incorrect.

[iotadoesart]

To add to this towards the end of the Clone Wars the Jedi were becoming more and more of a political entity rather than a religion based around serving the will of the force. Dare I say it, most of the Jedi council at the time were bad Jedi, they had lost their way and that’s the whole point of the prequels. It’s the story of the downfall of the Jedi and they were pawns in the master plan of literally one of the most powerful Sith in the history of the galaxy. They became generals and warriors instead of peacekeepers. And while they fought for peace and a safer galaxy for its residents, they still felt the dark side grow stronger and stronger and they were so engrossed by their own hubris they wouldn’t even take the notion of a Sith return seriously. The force had been out of balance for millennia with Jedi supremacy and then the force attuned to that with Palpetine Vader and Luke and Leía. The Jedi weren’t meant to be a political body, and as stated by the bendu (the one in the middle) to Kanan “perhaps it is the will of the force that the Jedi and all your kind perish.” The force needed to correct itself but order 66 wasn’t the answer it was the redemption of Anakin.

[iotadoesart]

Just saw someone on twitter say that, they don’t believe that killing the Jedi order brought balance to the force. Now I’m someone who isn’t the biggest fan of the Jedi order especially in the clone wars, so take what I say with a pinch of salt but DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS? For starters order 66 didn’t bring balance to the force, Vader killing Palpetine did and secondly how can the force be balanced when there are like 7 confirmed dark side users pre order 66 (Palpetine, Maul, Dooku, Savage, Ventress, Mother Talzin, Old Daka) and then during/a year after order 66, Dooku, Savage, Old Daka and Mother Talzin are dead Anakin is now Darth Vader and there are a bunch of Inquisitors, (side note; Old Daka, Mother Talzin, Ventress, Savage and the inquisitors aren’t out-right Sith but they do use the dark side of the force) and but you still have around 10,000 Jedi across the galaxy pre order 66, is that balanced? No, and while there are still more light side users alive, the Sith have control over the galaxy and are immensely powerful in the Dark side of the force. So to say that order 66 brought balance to the force is blatantly incorrect.

[iotadoesart]

If you find the Ahegeo face attractive or anyway sexy, you’ve 99% a virgin and that’s the reason, you’ve watched too much porn, no one has ever made the ahegeo face naturally. Please just interact with anyone outside of discord dude. That’s my rant.

[iotadoesart]

I really couldn’t give a shit if it’s the point of his character but Andy has no redeeming qualities whatsoever, he didn’t deserve anything he got in the show, fuck Andy. I hate his character and I always have. He’s a piece of shit. He deserved to get fired. He deserved to be dumped by Erin. The only person that actually wronged him was Angela.

[iotadoesart]

Fuck saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake.

[glumshoe]

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

[glumshoe]

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

[countesspetofi]

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

[glumshoe]

there are only two genders: frog and pig

[forestdwellingrat]

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

[glumshoe]

oh god

[sailor-lady]

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

[glumshoe]

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

[jenivi]

[aflowerthatbloomsinadversity]

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

[fremedon]

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

[capitalism-and-analytics]

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

[la-pou-belle]

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

[kestrelsparverius]

[adrnired]

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

[autisticexpression]

This is the worst addition to this post

[araku-validrava]

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

[wizardlizardinhislair]

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

[kingscrown666]

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

[the-haiku-bot]

Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[astronomical-bagel]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[susiron]

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

[spaceinvaydr]

[headspace-hotel]

I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.

[hiveswap]

Amogus

[iotadoesart]

Hypothetically There would only be net positives if (Hypothetically) Elon musk took a 9mm pistol (hypothetically) opened his filthy maw and (hypothetically) placed it in against the roof of his mouth and (hypothetically) pulled the trigger.

[iotadoesart]

Just fucking lobotomise me already

[iotadoesart]

My brains would look so good scattered on my ceiling 💕💕

[iotadoesart]

Therapy isn’t enough I need to acquire a clone of myself and beat him to death with my bare hands

[iotadoesart]

I can’t do anything recently without getting angry and I don’t know why. I hate the fact that I can’t play games with my friends (there are a lot of reasons for this but I’ve never gotten this frustrated) I can’t think about work without getting white hot rage even though it’s the best it’s been for months lately. And I can’t even go through TikTok without getting pissed off. Why am I so angry and on edge. I hate feeling this way and it reminds me of my dad and don’t want to be like that. Something is wrong with me. I’ve just gotten so angry at a video game that I almost broke down in tears and nothing can satiate my feelings. I don’t know what to do.

[iotadoesart]

My dumbass could not be Batman, for example, if someone guessed my name I’d answer instead of keeping quiet. Plus I wouldn’t see most clues

[frogblast-the-ventcore]

Mk IV armor and classic AR (MA5D by the look of it) coming to Halo Infinite.