booby tassels and chicken wings

is this an aesthetic?

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i wish i had a scottish boyfriend that would call me a cunt bastard when i did something stupid😩am i right ladies

[textpostsforthewin]

*house phone rings*

Me: no

[iownthesatellites]

My drunk sister: you smell like one of those Mexican candles with a picture of Jesus on it

[beginagainkindly-deactivated201]

If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.

[slightly-bovverd]

But what if I mean “I wish to have intercourse with that man in uniform”

[alenalenabobena]

then fuck the police

[iownthesatellites]

I got mind control over Deebo

[quaagsire]

me getting ready to go to the club

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I can’t get over this

[willow-sand-blog]

[crapcomedy]

[best-shower-thoughts]

If you say “fuck off” backwards, it changes to a British accent (source)

[carodoodles]

Enjoy! ASL is a beautiful language isn’t it?  Be sure to pick up a few non swearing signs too. We deafies always appreciate if you do know these so we can say hi. Here’s resources you can use to learn more signs: The ASL App, Lifeprint.com, ASLpro.com, and Gallaudet.edu’s learning ASLmasterlist: www3.gallaudet.edu/clerc-center/info-to-go/asl/learning-asl-books_media_classes.html *Note: I am a native ASL user who have used ASL my whole life. I’ve also had my several ASL fluent deaf friends to check and give me feedback. ✩ Twitter ✩ Tapastic ✩ Facebook ✩ Patreon ✩

[santas-clauze]

[lesbianplebeian-blog]

when your girl spreads her legs

[whitepeopletwitter]

[carodoodles]

Enjoy! ASL is a beautiful language isn’t it?  Be sure to pick up a few non swearing signs too. We deafies always appreciate if you do know these so we can say hi. Here’s resources you can use to learn more signs: The ASL App, Lifeprint.com, ASLpro.com, and Gallaudet.edu’s learning ASLmasterlist: www3.gallaudet.edu/clerc-center/info-to-go/asl/learning-asl-books_media_classes.html *Note: I am a native ASL user who have used ASL my whole life. I’ve also had my several ASL fluent deaf friends to check and give me feedback. ✩ Twitter ✩ Tapastic ✩ Facebook ✩ Patreon ✩

[keylaa]

[superdankpics]

[thepowerwithin]

“Don’t take things so seriously to the point where you’ve lost all enjoyment for the things you used to love. Life is so short; you must allow yourself to feel.”

— Nicole Addison @thepowerwithin