The Pyukumuku Fun Time Corner

Welcome to my blog, where all I do is reblog stuff. Formerly incubatorkk. I'm Kevin and I'll be your weak-ass host. So sit down and enjoy the ride! I just wanna be friends and not disappear from people's lives. Have fun uxu

[how2forgive]

catching up w ask polly this morning

[sermna]

I used to have a recurring dream for years that my grandma's backyard had holes slowly opening up as the dirt begin to collapse in on an old cellar. I never saw anything down there, but always had the impression that something about the cellar was evil. Finally thought to tell her about it as an adult and she just said "oh yeah we covered an old cellar with that shed back there because I kept having nightmares about it"

[charlesoberonn]

Marvel creating the Ultimate Universe in the 2000s: What if the Marvel Universe was modern and edgy?

DC creating the Absolute Universe in the 2020s: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!

[indigosfindings]

im obsessed with the world of donkey kong, where the "barrel" is an abstracted, functionless object that seems to just manifest in the wild

[misterrockett]

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[the-dao-of-the-zerg]

[ineedatumblrforthisshit]

In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time

[bardace]

I think it’s so funny that utena has literally no idea why anyone in the black rose arc got turned into a duelist. Like imagine someone pulls up in an intricate uniform holding one of your friend’s swords and says “HAHHAHA I GET IT NOW ALL OF MY DEEP PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS STEMMING FROM MY HIGHLY SPECIFIC INSECURITIES CAN BE SOLVED IF I KILL YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!” and it’s sarah from math class who you only vaguely know

[sapphling]

sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

[sapphling]

You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

[sapphling]

no that part was real

[scorpionlafemme]

[scorpionlafemme]

[scorpionlafemme]

[scorpionlafemme]

[myjusticecake]

You can begin this process at any time, regardless of how old you have become.

[figuring-421]

Trump's social media account shares a campaign video with a headline about a 'unified Reich'

A video posted to Donald Trump’s account on his social media network Monday included references to a “unified Reich."

This man and all his enablers must be kept from positions of power by our votes. Project 2025 must not come to pass.

Fuck ‘em up at the polls—be registered & with a plan to vote:

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Register to vote. Check your registration status. Get your absentee ballot. Fast, free, easy, secure, nonpartisan.

[aramcouldbe]

I have said it once and I will say it again because apparently, people are still so slow that I worry they will slow down the earth's rotation. You cannot be "neutral". You cannot support "both sides". "Both sides" are not wronged. There are no "two" truths. There is only one. Israel is a fucking terrorist and is carrying out a fucking genocide in broad daylight, in front of fucking cameras, and still has the fucking audacity to victimize itself. I simply cannot comprehend how people can witness the videos of blown-apart baby heads, listen to mothers being happy over discovering their babies' heads days after burying the said child, and read stories of doctors and nurses saying how animals are better fed than them because they are eating the dead bodies of their people and go about their day without thinking twice. Where is that empathy you showed when you heard about the 40 beheaded babies? Is it only okay if it is not a white child?

History has witnessed repeatedly the white supremacist bs and promised it won't happen again. But yet again we see it happening, helpless because the reigns are still in the hands of white supremacists.

A sincere fuck you to those who still cannot "choose" a side.

[sexygaywizard]

Call me a bucket full of pennies the way having sex with me is difficult and painful for others

[iamoutofideas]

call me aloe vera the way having sex with me is easy and healing

[jame7t]

my name is jamie

[iamoutofideas]

hi jamie!!! ^_^

[sexygaywizard]

Hi jamie

[wizardarchetypes]

one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.

15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”

so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.

thank you cow couple

[geckked]

canon labru interaction

[4gifs]

[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

[emo-islandniles]

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

[enjoying-nudiustertian-deactiva]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

[wylltingtrees]

[sashayed]

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

[clover11-10]

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

[oshiawaseni]

so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist

[erin-luci-and-me]

the anxiety cat

[peppermint-madness]

Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great

[elfwreck]

[bunjywunjy]

this works because cheetahs are actually fairly social animals, and they look to members of their group for context on how worried they should be about any given Situation. but since cheetahs are also nervous social animals, they can work each other into an anxiety spiral pretty easily over things like “being in an enclosed habitat” and “there’s a guy over there”.

so by introducing a dog as a member of the group, the cheetahs will now look to the dog for context clues on how worried they should be! and the dog Is Not Worried At All, Thanks, so the cheetahs think everything must be chill even if they were personally unsure about it, and they stop being so freaked out about literally everything.

[june-egbert-official]

Cheetah: oh god what’s going on how are we feeling weird spotless cheetah

Dog: :) fine, thanks

Cheetah: :) oh, okay

[greatlordfluffernutter]