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[txmriddlx]

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

[all-for-the-fanfiction]

Hell Yeah

[faustandfurious]

Some people on this website learnt the word “trope” and let it settle comfortably into the vocabulary space that should have been occupied by the word “cliché”.

“Trope” is a neutral word. If a particular trope is overused ad nauseam, it becomes a cliché. Saying you hate tropes does not make any sense.

[ireadsstuffs]

This, fellow writers. Trope good, cliché bad. Trope is just a method or character type or template followed by artists. Something overused ad nauseam as a trope, it becomes a cliche.

[simplyspider]

oh fuck it’s disability pride month

shoutout to those with chronic illness, physical handicaps, genetic disorders (yo that’s me!!), paralyzed folks, amputees, people who were disabled in accidents, those who were born with their condition, those with mental disorders, those with ptsd, blind folks, deaf folks, people who use wheelchairs, those who have to lug around equipment or else they die (hey that’s me again) and people who have a whole shelf in their fridge or pantry dedicated to their meds. we are loud and beautiful and diverse and incredible. may we finally get the same rights as our abled counterparts

and may accessibility departments return our goddamn phone calls

[ireadsstuffs]

Disability pride, guys! I'm abled and I want that our friends with disabilities get the rights I deserve!

[phantomsandsunsets]

Happy Pride, I’m bi and they’re bi. Tag yourself.

thanks to my beloved @a-dream-so-alive as usual 

More JATP as textposts

[thebctman]

I would like to think I’m Julie

[ireadsstuffs]

I'm bi!

[fourteenmilesaway]

Reblog if you've attended (or have plans to attend) at least one Model United Nations conference.

apparently also known as the real life Hetalia roleplay

Let’s see how many are on Tumblr!

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[laziestofthedreamers]

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

[pamgkrthwrites]

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

[ladyhavilliard]

…perfect

[outerspacekake]

I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect

[yourpotatotwiceremooved]

THE ORIGINAL POST HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY

[serpant-of-heaven-deactivated20]

Oh my god I would watch/read the hell out of this shit

[yourehotcupcakke]

The first writer who had the balls to write a coming out scene for a character on screen

Thank you Bisha K. Ali

[thebctman]

THANK YOU BISHA!!!

Like seriously as a Pakistani queer girl, I am so so happy and I am so happy that a fellow South Asian wrote this.

[desi-discourse]

red house is the superior of houses, let's settle this.

yall hating cause we always win 😌

In our school Yellow was superior in academics and sports and Blue was second... red was last so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[samagreeladki-deactivated202204]

red always won in everything in our school- blue were second yellow were third green almost always were last-

[desi-discourse]

red and green were always last with green almost always loosing... so yeah, relatable

[evie-black]

Lets be real here guys

GREEN was the best

[samagreeladki-deactivated202204]

hah no

RED. were the best <3

[deadpoetsgayvodka]

GREEN WAS THE BEST CAUSE I WAS IN GREEN (best athlete 2years in a row)🐱‍🐉

[samalaingik]

C'mon just admit it loml UwU @leestillyeetschappal, Green was defo the best one

and I'd like to mention again, red red susu on the bed hehe

[samagreeladki-deactivated202204]

NEVER WILL I GO AGAINST RED HOUSE IT WAS LITERALLY THE BEST ALL THE COOL PEOPLE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE ALL THE SMORT PEOPLE-

[drunk-on-inejs-laughter]

RED HOUSE HAD ALL THE ASSHOLES ALL THE BULLIES ALL THE OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE ALL THE ARROGANT PEOPLE-

[samagreeladki-deactivated202204]

nope bullies were in blue, obnoxious were in green and ok reds were a lil arrogant we had all the rights to be!

[nezhcs]

NO NO NO

BLUE IS AMAZING

RED IS TERRIBLE. THEY THINK THEY'RE THE BEST AND THAT THEY'LL WIN EVERY YEAR BUT THEY NEVER DO

[ipromiseiwillwrite]

Green house always won in our school, or atleast came second ( reliable source, green house captain in class 7,8,9 ). Red lost everything but pretended they won it. Yellow was hopeless, they didn't even try. Blue house were good people and came first if green didn't.

[ireadsstuffs]

Green is the best.

[feministism]

[drankinwatahmelin]

4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.

5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger

6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights

7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)

[bando--grand-scamyon]

That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving

8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.

[gaylittlepieceofsh1t]

Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time

[uncleromeo]

girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.

[twilightt-fantasy]

guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis

[guiltyidealist]

(I’m an enby, but, frankly, this is helpful for anyone.)

[cryptidinks]

- always tell someone where youre at and an approx time when youll be back

[witcheshaven]

Add text replacement words in your phone if possible. Something short and memorable that you can send quickly to people in moments of emergencies.

E.g.

[whatchagonnadoabooouuutttit]

I f ing hate that we need to reblog this, people suck, but this will save lives.

DO NOT SCROLL PAST

[anonymousmothman]

Being female fucking sucks but yes this shit is important for everyone

[deadlymodern]

Also, do not walk close to walls. It will be easier for someone so walk past you and push you against it or corner you.

If your gut is telling you to cross the street or change your path, do it. Don’t risk it. Your body knows.

If you can, buy a large umbrella and walk holding it. Studies say that predators are less likely to attempt an attack on someone that could fight back. Keys around your knuckles is fine but you’ll need to get very close to do damage. Umbrellas are more precise.

Avoid wearing headphones if you are alone on an empty street. Look aware.

Again: Stay. Away. From. Walls.

Entering an uber alone? Call your father (or anyone you trust) and say “hey dad! Yep, I’m almost there, I’m sending you the route.” outloud. Then proceed to send them the route so they can follow the uber drive. This will most likely intimidate the predator.

If you see someone in an uncomfortable or possibly dangerous situation, walk up to them and say “Betty, oh my god, I haven’t seen you in so long!”. If she gets slightly confused, you can whisper and let her know you’re trying to help and that she should follow along. Walk together to another station or away from where you are. The man will most likely not follow. I have done this one 2 times and can be very helpful.

If you are unsure she needs help, you can pass her a note saying something like “hey, I noticed this man beside you is making you uncomfortable. If you’d like help, fake a sneeze right now and I will come up to you and pretend we are friends.” This is a long note, but its an example. Be discrete. If she follows along, proceed with the previous tip. This is helpful when you’re in a crowded train and you notice harassment.

Help your sisters. Trust them. Trust yourself. Be safe.

[goodgirl81]

If you ever feel unsafe or need help, anyone is welcome to run upto me and ask me for help! I’ll go all mama bear and keep you safe!!!

[v1b3ch3ckl0s3r]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/166g6Vo8Fb9H3FIZF2H6faEBHtFQSf7nVn_QxcJ9NMi0/edit?usp=sharing

I made this google doc covering 14 different self defense tips and tricks. it was made on January 15th, 2020 so it was before I decided I’d come back to tumblr jhjshdbjfh.

[the-sunflowergoddess]

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I REBLOG BECAUSE THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT!!!!!

[cvntyblogger]

i fucking hate this world. anyways R E B L O G

[anabsolutelyremarkableblog]

Just saw a video explaining why putting a key between each finger is more likely to hurt you than them (the keys will just get pushed back into your knuckles). A better way to hold them is to get your longest key and just clench your hand around it, like you’re making a fist. That’ll give you a lot more force and means you can use them in more scenarios (if someone grabs you from behind, you can use the key this way)

[aliceaddellheidde]

Not only for girls and women but also for boys and men.

[youre-deadangel-deactivated2024]

i feel obligated to reblog this.

[notaserialkiller-deactivated202]

I hate that we need these things, but this is so so so important, it can literally save someone’s life

[ireadsstuffs]

True.

[propheticwomen]

in the lightning thief movie when percy uses his ipod touch 4 as a mirror to fight medusa...filmmaking choice of the century

[ireadsstuffs]

For realises, I hated

How DARETH you appreciate that film /s

[ireadsstuffs]

#StopAsianHate

[keisluvr-deactivated20210327]

STOP ASIAN HATE

Like and reblog

[zagreus]

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

[doctress]

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

[zagreus]

i’m going to shatter you like glass

[fangurl]

Finally found this iconic post

[bisexual-little-lad]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[ireadsstuffs]

L*ke - f**k the gender b***ry.

*Iiua

[cathwritestragediesnotsins]

REBLOG IF YOU DON’T MIND WRITERS TAKING TIME OFF FOR THEIR MENTAL HEALTH

[ireadsstuffs]

I really don't! There is another thing that my writer reads very obsessive, but I believe mental health is very important.

It’s important to know that hijab is banned in schools in most of the european countries, such as france, belgium, switzerland etc. Millions of girls have to take their hijab off everyday in order to have access to education, and I am one of them. Please spread this as much as possible, it has become so normal here that I feel like a fool for even mentioning it, but I’m pretty sure it goes against the human rights. This senseless law has been on since 2004 and pretends that all the students have to be “equal” and it is prohibited to show that you belong to any religion, any religious sign must be set aside. However, most of us have to take our hijab off in schools where you can clearly see a christmas tree or a christian cross. “Yeah but it’s not the same”, they say. Tell me about double standards. I pray for days when we don’t have to chose between religion and education.

[13thpythagoras]

[unbidden-yidden-deactivated20240]

This, but don’t read the notes. It’s all just French people and/or Catholics going “I’m totally not racist or antisemitic, it’s just that I think that Xmas, a holiday celebrating the birth of Jesus, is secular, whereas a Muslim or Jew wearing a hijab or kippah is somehow forcing their religion on me by existing in public.” LOL

[ireadsstuffs]

This! Muslims, I as a muslim, urge you to not haram shame those who don't wear hijab, and to France and others - allow the hijab.

[zeynips]

please protect muslim girls who are harassed for:

Wearing the hijab

Not Wearing the hijab

Wearing makeup + Skinny jeans with their hijab

Wearing the hijab but not being religious

being religious but not wearing the hijab

not fitting the quiet stereotype

fitting the quiet stereotype

Just Please protect Muslim Girls.

[madame-ree]

Protect Muslim Girls.

[ireadsstuffs]

Muslim Girls are equal to other girls and you'll have to accept it - a Muslim

[beardyboywonder]

every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good

[honeystopthecar]

I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.

[ireadsstuffs]

I'm pretty sure a fine author like me would be real happy