Soda(licious)

plural adult · it/he/faer/lullaby — pfp by grave-robbedd · header is a photo of Skyrim taken by my wife

[iridescent-iubere]

Call us Soda/Wisteria/Godwit (or the Kaleidosys Commune, if you wanna get formal). Pronouns are it/he/faer/lullaby.

Other cool collective labels: nonhuman plural, bodily an adult. One half of the Deep End Duality, aka a part of a cool club you can't join. Aro (romance repulsed) and mostly aplatonic (aplatonicflux). Gender is a fuck and I will die before I capitulate to any human understanding of it.

We love our partners over at @tidal-chaos (our other half) very very much and have for three years and counting now <3

Current host is a subsystem, the CAIN Carousel. Collectively named Carousel, Luster, Sigma, or Slots (he/it/she/faer/hemself). Our sideblog is @starboy-squeakers, where we are even more deranged, because we're queer and we love our wife (even though lu's insane).

No DNI but we block anyone that's gross or bigoted. Strictly anti-syscourse, will kill on sight about it, too.

[bodysitting]

"No trust me, this time I've found the Problem Alter!" I say, presenting another hunted animal with a maladaptive coping mechanism.

[indouscurse]

you have to consciously unlearn racism and continue to watch for it because it will come out without realizing. because so much of society is structured around it. shrugging and going "i dont care" or "i dont know how else to say it" means you are okay with being racist and hurting other people with how much you dont give a shit about them.

[rhinco]

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

[screenshotsofdespair]

[longsightmyth]

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

[talos-stims]

trying to groom her brother | source

[sky665]

[boycritter]

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

due to popular demand you can now stream the Slur Song for free without Spotify, using my new streaming service slurify.co

[batshit-auspol]

Pretty amazing that the website dedicated entirely to streaming slurs is somehow more ethical than spotify

[evilwizard]

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

[cryptidexploded]

Can they maybe not

[evilwizard]

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.

[pompomposting]

he is looking especially stylish and cute with not one, not two, not three, not even four but five entire bows on his ears

[icaseybaybee]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[oneheadtoanother]

[nazus]

:⁠0

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[maseratus]

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

[mousidy]

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

[mousidy]

[bisthefairy]

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

[maightymai]

[girlsuggestion]

protect bisexual boys

[targaryenwig]

why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

[froglawnmower]

we are suggesting this to girls

[targaryenwig]

who is we? who are you

[froglawnmower]

italian shadow government

[backup-vocalists]

italian shadow goverment!

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Spirit Medium

Channel the voices of the dead.

[homunculus-argument]

I will not elaborate.

[weedsandwishes]

@sergle is correct