Shit I Like

That’s it. That’s the whole blog. • 27 • Constantly tired •

[iridescesara]

2nd Anniversary cards drop in less than 24 hours!

If you haven’t played in awhile, use my code to get us BOTH some free rolls!

CODE: WD6ME2356N

[iridescesara]

ITS TIME.

TEARS OF THEMIS PLAYERS:

Another returner event for the PROPOSAL ANNI CARDS!

Use my code to get us both some free pulls:

WD6ME2356N

[iridescesara]

There’s a new returner event now in Tears of Themis! If you return using my code, you’ll earn free pulls for both of us. Please use my code below:

WD6ME2356N

[iridescesara]

There’s about one more week for this event if you still wanna join! Thank you so much to the person who has used my code so far, I dunno who you are but I hope you had luck in your pulls 💕

[iridescesara]

Last post from me, thanks to everyone who’s reading it! There’s 24-ish hours left on this event, if you wanna try to pull for one of these boys now is the last chance 🎉 Thank you again to those who have used my code and gotten us both free pulls to use.

[iridescesara]

There’s a new returner event now in Tears of Themis! If you return using my code, you’ll earn free pulls for both of us. Please use my code below:

WD6ME2356N

[iridescesara]

There’s about one more week for this event if you still wanna join! Thank you so much to the person who has used my code so far, I dunno who you are but I hope you had luck in your pulls 💕

[iridescesara]

There’s a new returner event now in Tears of Themis! If you return using my code, you’ll earn free pulls for both of us. Please use my code below:

WD6ME2356N

[plustimetheartist]

The couple with one of the gentlest relationship

[satanfemme]

ok enough is enough. whichever one of you virgins invented instagram starbucks recipes, die 1000 deaths. I had a customer come in today holding out their phone (full brightness) and looking all shy and Im immediately like 🙄 fine ok, what does the instagram user want me to make for them this time. well this time it's a cringe harry potter themed frappucino. excuse me??? "can you make this for me?" I said excuse me??? -- I mean *customer service voice* "yeah it looks like I have all the ingredients, haha sure!"

ok cringe instagram harry potter frappucino drinker. ok. die. "Ive never had this drink before" yeah I can tell due to the fact that it didnt exist until someone posted a #aesthetic photo of it to instagram 14 hours ago ok. ok,

but whatever, Im paid to put up with this shit. so I add the ingredients all up on my computer and congrats! ur harry potter cringe social media drink has $10 worth of syrup in it. are you happy??? is this what you wanted??? a $10 frappucino??? $10. for a drink. you doubled the price of this drink for ur off-brand "harry potter and the legend of the overpriced starbucks drink" drink. you doubled the price!!! is this how u imagined spending ur day? is this what u wanted to do when u woke up this morning? $10 for a 24oz drink?

and u know, you KNOW the influencer making this recipe doesn't even work at a starbucks cause when it was all said and done the drink looked like shit. my blender was straining against the weight of your sins (and syrups) and Im sweating, Im an animal, Im losing my mind and my blender is getting watered down frappucino syrups everywhere -- u put so much shit liquid in this blender it doesnt even fit in the cup btw. it's making a huge mess. but is it instagramable? no, its fucking ugly. #trending #foryoupage #cringe $10 harold potter drink for adult children,

so are you happy? is ur social media influencer bestie happy? I made ur stupid $10 drink for u. does it taste good? no? well I hope instagram shuts down tomorrow. I hope you read a different book. I hope I never get sober. there is no sign of land. I hope you die. I hope we both die.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[angry-eevee]

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL  “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.  

[galren]

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

[computationalcalculator]

[bgm05]

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

[bgm05]

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

[thediscossessed]

Literally this

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

[iridescesara]

AYYYY ITS ANNIVERSARY TIME IN TEARS OF THEMIS

You know what that means?

KISS CARD

IF U QUALIFY FOR RETURNER GET UR ASS BACK IN THE GAME USING MY CODE PLS

WD6ME2356N

[verdict-deactivated20220608]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

take 1 bite of this to see the hat man

[lordknightmon-deactivated202405]

This literally feels like satire

[iridescesara]

Hey all, joining the masses in trying to get people to use my returner code. The new event got pushed forward several months, so if you wanna pull for Egyptian-themed boys now’s the time! Using a returner code gives you two free pulls 🙏🏻

WD6ME2356N

[iridescesara]

Also, if you didn’t know what I mean by Egyptian-themed boys, you can pull for these beauties now 🙏🏻

[iridescesara]

Heading into the last week of the event, if you haven’t played in a bit and want to try your luck use my code for two free pulls 🌸

[lazywitchling]

I am apparently working on becoming a local cryptid at the store. Talents include:

Monitoring the changing of the seasons via mozzarella

Predicting the weather by picking up a piece of cheese and mysteriously saying “oh, the storm is gonna be bigger than we thought…” just before thunder

Mind reading, e.g. “Can you help me find a cheese? It’s called, uh… [starts fishing out shopping list]” “Gruyere?” “…yes O_o”

[lazywitchling]

Mozzarella doubles in sales in the span of a week, right about when the first tomatoes show up

Cheese that I’ve wrapped in plastic will acquire condensation in a few seconds when it’s about to rain big time

“Gruyere” is always the cheese people want to show me on their list rather than try to pronounce it.

[lazywitchling]

That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

[elodieunderglass]

Cheesewitching. I respect it.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

favorite kind of tweets that make me love people a little more

[sigmaleph]

filling a usps small flat rate box with scoops out of a large tub labelled “Neutron star”

[iridescesara]

Hey all, joining the masses in trying to get people to use my returner code. The new event got pushed forward several months, so if you wanna pull for Egyptian-themed boys now’s the time! Using a returner code gives you two free pulls 🙏🏻

WD6ME2356N

[iridescesara]

Also, if you didn’t know what I mean by Egyptian-themed boys, you can pull for these beauties now 🙏🏻

[beatsmybongo]

she would just look at you like this and you would understand

[instant-oatmeal]