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wajb

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

escabye-deactivated20190922

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

skingrad

slingerapen

cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

lioram

um................... can i help you

crabanarchy

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

crabanarchy

UPDATE: I think I may have gone too far on this. I was making a whole production of being stupefied and enfeebled after he brought me my morning pistachio frappe. I had my manservant bring me to my chambers so I could cough weakly in my bed with the sunshine falling weakly across my pallid face because I know he really likes that but he didn't even smile and I heard him whispering "I didn't even poison that one" to his dark serpent. Now he hasn't even whispered maliciously into my ear all day and the servants say they saw him alone in his chambers bouncing his scrying orb into the wall. Should I come clean and apologise or do I try to make it seem like someone else poisoned me? It might cheer him up to have an imaginary rival to plot against

echotunes

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

vitariesocks

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

vitariesocks

2 pics. no caption

shaeeldera

I had to draw this beautiful lady

tomb-mold

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

amazoogle

the enemy drank water today. did you?

ewoly5

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

oldmanpusspuss

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

bruzum

#cats

feefal

Gold, Silver, and Bronze!🥇🥈🥉

Now as sisters and with a somewhat toxic dynamic

bookhobbit

The first rule of sewing is you can fix anything if you have patience, creativity, and a little bit of extra fabric! The second rule of sewing is AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!