trace my body down on the carpet

try to tell myself that i haven't lost it

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[utopians]

Standing in the pasta aisle eyes closed trying to picture the mouthfeel of different pasta shapes with perfect clarity in the theater of my mind

[residentevildash-moved]

To: [email protected] Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

[eidos-eidos16]

Yes

Sent from my Galaxy Dishwasher

[transfemininomenon]

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

[crystalfountain]

[jfk-blown-away-blog]

[omtai]

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

[vampireroticdeletedbyeee-deacti]

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

[scribe-cas]

Reblog to give the person you reblogged from a good grade in tumblr mutual

[frozenknight]

Some of you might think im just a sex obsessed freak. Well i am. Youre following a pervert. Have a nice day.

[notamamiboye]

Happy April Fools 2024

[achesspiece]

is that simple task bothering you queen

[cloudmancy]

need to become a guy who exclusively does evil commissions. like this

WILL DRAW ✓ mecha ✓ gore ✓ furry ✓ nsfw

WILL NOT DRAW X ocs X fanart X simple backgrounds

[wrotten]

i identify as a bottle of red wine smashed on the tile floor of a grocery store

[cannibalchicken]

[gradschoolcryptid]

[probuccalfat]

no one can make you feel like a mid bitch without your consent eleanor roosevelt said that

[bornagainchristianbaby]

Whenever I say "sorry guys" or whatever I am exclusively apologising to guys I am not using it as a gender neutral term this is because I hate women HASHTAG MISOGYNY

[bornagainchristianbaby]

I was going through my old posts and just found this. I cannot believe I use to be this person and I would like to apologise to all women everywhere for this hate. I'm sorry women. HASHTAG FEMINISM

[sexygaywizard]

boy this was less than a month ago

[bornagainchristianbaby]

The producers were on a tight schedule so they had to rush my character arc

[fortzancudo]

"let's finish setting up your computer" i've had this laptop since 2018 maybe you shoukd just kill yourself mr windows

[pupperish]

This screenshot has been in my drafts for like a year now. I think about it a lot.