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❛ fuck a silver lining

cause only gold is hot enough !

#✿ ⋮ ❝ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀɴɴᴇʀ - ᴍᴇɴ ! ❞ ( ᴘʀᴏᴍᴏ )#!!!#it me y'all !#i just moved the bae onto a multimuse so i'd be more inclined 2 be active #hmu babes

ironshielded-blog

FLOWER CROWN ——- like for a one-liner !

#✿ ⋮ ❝ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀɴɴᴇʀ - ᴍᴇɴ ! ❞ ( ᴘʀᴏᴍᴏ )

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ironshielded-blog

How To Get A Man

#✿ ⋮ ❝ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴀꜱᴄᴀʀᴀ ɪꜱ ᴇxᴘᴇɴꜱɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ·ᴛ ᴀғғᴏʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴄʀʏ ❞ ( ᴍᴜꜱɪɴɢꜱ )#SHIT THIS IS ACTUALLY CORTA IM SOB B I MN

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Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it

#✿ ⋮ ❝ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴀꜱᴄᴀʀᴀ ɪꜱ ᴇxᴘᴇɴꜱɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ·ᴛ ᴀғғᴏʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴄʀʏ ❞ ( ᴍᴜꜱɪɴɢꜱ )#AMEN 🙏🏻

dynastymemes

❝ Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet? ❞ ❝ I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting. ❞ ❝ Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds? ❞ ❝ If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked. ❞ ❝ Don’t touch any of my weapons without my permission. ❞ ❝ Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt. ❞ ❝ I am stunningly attractive. ❞ ❝ You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me. ❞ ❝ What the hell was that for? ❞ ❝ Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited. ❞ ❝ Maybe we should all have code names. ❞ ❝ I’m not really in the mood right now. ❞ ❝ Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn’t make it a rubber duck, does it? ❞ ❝ And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. ❞ ❝ We were just kissing. ❞ ❝ How swiftly you dismiss our love. ❞ ❝ Don’t be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies. ❞ ❝ The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me. ❞ ❝ You need a nude model. Well, I’m not in the mood. ❞ ❝ It sounds like he ate a dictionary and started vomiting up words at random. ❞ ❝ That’s why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don’t say anything, they just nod. ❞ ❝ Where there is love, there is often also hate. They can exist side by side. ❞ ❝ If there was such a thing as terminal literalism, you’d have died in childhood. ❞ ❝ A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers? ❞ ❝ Just coffee. Black - like my soul. ❞ ❝ I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for Beginners. ❞ ❝ Tsk tsk. No swearing in church. ❞ ❝ I like anyone killing things, especially me. ❞ ❝ I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it’s more of a large and tastfully decorated foyer than a threshold. ❞ ❝ And next time you’re planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders. ❞ ❝ Come in. And try not to murder any of my guests. ❞ ❝ All knowledge hurts. ❞ ❝ Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. ❞ ❝ Those must be some killer late fees. ❞ ❝ I’m sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know. ❞ ❝ I could point out that you burned my clothes. ❞ ❝ To love is to destroy, and that to be loved is to be the one destroyed. ❞ ❝ Not everything that’s true needs to be said. ❞ ❝ You know, most psychologists agree that hostility is really just sublimated sexual attraction. ❞ ❝ Haven’t you ever heard that modesty is an attractive trait? ❞ ❝ The most terrible things men do, they do in the name of love. ❞ ❝ You want me to hold your hand? ❞

#✿ ⋮ ( мeмeѕ )

❝ YIKES . Listen , a little COVER-UP on those DARK CIRCLES could do WONDERS for your aura . ❞

@arishok ♡ ❜ d !

#arishock #✿ ⋮ ❝ ᴡɪʟᴅғʟᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ ; ʏᴏᴜ ɢʀᴏᴡ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇꜱ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ❞ ( ᴠ ; ɪɴϙᴜɪꜱɪᴛᴏʀ ).#SHE'S #THE WORST I'M S ORRY

❝ I don’t understand how some humans can look SO PALE , being as TALL and CLOSE TO THE SUN as they are , ❞

@sacrificedmore ♡ ❜ d !

#sacrificedmore #✿ ⋮ ❝ ᴡɪʟᴅғʟᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ ; ʏᴏᴜ ɢʀᴏᴡ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇꜱ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ❞ ( ᴠ ; ɪɴϙᴜɪꜱɪᴛᴏʀ ).#corta: 5ever bitter abt tall people tbh

FLOWER CROWN ------- like for a one-liner !

#✿ ⋮ ❝ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀɴɴᴇʀ - ᴍᴇɴ ! ❞ ( ᴘʀᴏᴍᴏ )#*shows up 10 years late w/ starbucks*

accessorizingwithapencil-deacti

I HAVE FAILED MY FELLOW WOMAN

This girl brings me so much joy.

#✿ ⋮ ❝ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴀꜱᴄᴀʀᴀ ɪꜱ ᴇxᴘᴇɴꜱɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ·ᴛ ᴀғғᴏʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴄʀʏ ❞ ( ᴍᴜꜱɪɴɢꜱ )#I'M CR YIN AT HOW IC THIS IS FOR MY BABY GIRL

rpsentences

SENTENCE STARTERS | DRAGON AGE ORIGINS

❝Can’t you think about someone other than yourself?❞ ❝Do women go for this sort of thing?❞ ❝Hundreds have died in my wake. You’re just a number to me.❞ ❝It’s like she’s forgotten you exist above the waist.❞ ❝To be fair, there’s quite a bit of me below the waist…❞ ❝Is a little decorum too much to ask for?!❞ ❝No one touches my junk and lives!❞ ❝But now it’s getting late. I think I might… turn in early.❞ ❝You know I enjoy your company. But…❞ ❝Ah, the games you play. Listen, I want to spend the night with you. There. I said it.❞ ❝Don’t worry, you’ll get to see a sword up close real soon!❞ ❝You’re nicer than everybody here…Thank you for helping me!❞ ❝By the ancestors, WHAT A WONDERFUL GIFT!❞ ❝I can’t let you do this, it’s insane!❞ ❝No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead.❞ ❝By the tits of my ancestors!❞ ❝Is that death you’re wearing? It really suits you!❞ ❝Does anyone else feel the urge to vomit? No? ‘Tis just me?❞ ❝So are you going to continue staring at me as if I am covered in eels?❞ ❝And people actually voluntarily attack you? Are they just stupid?❞ ❝I fight with quickness and wit, rather than with brute force and strength.❞ ❝A man is made by the quality of his enemies.❞ ❝Start talking. You’ve only seconds to live.❞ ❝It seems you have made something of yourself after all.❞ ❝How about you leave and I don’t destroy you?❞ ❝Your skills are impressive, but you are one man.❞ ❝Shall we have two guests for the evening, or none?❞ ❝Falling on your blade in grief seemed like too much trouble, I take it?❞ ❝You stole cookies from a child?!❞ ❝No…ugh… I’m going to have nightmares after this.❞ ❝Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speed could kill.❞ ❝Yes, that’s right, I stopped you to tell you I’m an idiot….❞ ❝No offense, but might I give it a try? I do have quick hands, after all.❞ ❝You deserve a more worldly man… Someone like myself.❞ ❝I was just sampling the goods. No harm done.❞ ❝I hope you like heroes, my lady, because your husband died like one.❞ ❝So you’re the one who butchered my kin?❞ ❝Oh look, someone owns a talking ass.❞ ❝If one more servant asks if I would like a change of clothes, I will set the house on fire.❞ ❝You can perform on the condition that you keep your pants on. That’s non-negotiable.❞ ❝I’m afraid we can’t leave the fate of all the world up to your dog.❞ ❝Anyone with a leftover ham could buy your allegiance.❞ ❝You’d rather make love to a desiccated corpse than me?❞ ❝Your wildest dreams come true: sex with ____!❞ ❝Gotta go babe, saving the world and all that crap.❞ ❝We’re under attack. We’ve been fighting for our lives!❞ ❝So, you never did tell me how you passed your time in that cage.❞ ❝Andraste’s flaming sword! I know where babies come from!❞ ❝Watch as I thrash our enemies with the mighty power of floral arrangements!❞ ❝You are a true warrior, and worthy of respect.❞ ❝I want you to know that while I may not always prove…worthy…of your friendship, I will always value it.❞ ❝Together we will make our stand. Together we will save this world.❞ ❝Don’t I have enough armed lunatics following me around already?❞ ❝You’d be surprised how many of my closest friends have tried to kill me at some point.❞ ❝I swear, I’m the bravest one here and I’m a woman.❞ ❝Some days I have trouble figuring out which boot goes on which foot.❞ ❝I remember it didn’t take much to make you sing…❞ ❝We all do our share of murdering around here, don’t we?❞

#✿ ⋮ ( мeмeѕ )#*makes eyes at u*

killedpeople

A THING TO REMEMBER ABOUT FEMALE CHARACTERS.

they don’t exist just for shipping, if you think that’s why then you’re GROSS.

they are just as complicated as male characters are, and deserve an equal chance.

a female character can be sexual, or not, that doesn’t make them a mary sue.

pushing them aside is kinda nasty, and not inclusive in the rpc.

THEY DESERVE THE SAME AMOUNT OF LOVE AS MEN DO.

#✿ ⋮ ❝ ʜᴇʏ ﹐ ᴍʏ ᴇʏᴇꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ ❞ ( ᴘꜱᴀ )#don't be a dick tbh

princesconsuela

#✿ ⋮ ❝ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴀꜱᴄᴀʀᴀ ɪꜱ ᴇxᴘᴇɴꜱɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ·ᴛ ᴀғғᴏʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴄʀʏ ❞ ( ᴍᴜꜱɪɴɢꜱ )#if this aint my girl tbh

L ISTEN , I’m not usually bitter abt what the creators of dragon age do or don’t do tbh bc I have more important things to worry about but the fact that my candy ass couldn’t romance Varric Flipping Tethras gives me sO MUCH S ALT To This Very Day

#✿ ⋮ ❝ ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ’ᴛ ᴀꜱᴋ ꜱɪʟʟʏ ϙᴜᴇꜱᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅꜱ . ❞ ( ᴏᴏᴄ )#it was only mildly disappointing in da2 when u couldn't romance him #but it was like they were rubbing salt in my festering wounds in da:i #shit traumatized me #when will varric's romance route return from the war #is2g i'll be totally fine if he doesn't show up in the next game but if he does and i can't romance him #i'm gonna go catatonic and turn into pure petroleum