War Crime Identifier

I look for violations of the Geneva Conventions. Geneva. It's Geneva. That's what my name is.

[evilwizard]

Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

[evilwizard]

WTF are the horses doing

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

[evilwizard]

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

[evilwizard]

STOP

[is-it-a-warcrime]

this post

DOES

violate the Geneva Conventions

"Members of the armed forces and other persons mentioned in the following Article, who are wounded or sick, shall be respected and protected in all circumstances...Any attempts upon their lives, or violence to their persons, shall be strictly prohibited"

(Convention (I) for the Amelioration of the Condition of the Wounded and Sick in Armed Forces in the Field. Geneva, 1949, Chapter II, Article 12)

[is-it-a-warcrime]

Is plundering ok if you only take nonessential items, ex Toys, Christmas Trees, Roast Beast, and/or the Last Can of Hash?

"pillage is prohibited."

(Convention (IV) relative to the Protection of Civilian Persons in Time of War. Geneva, 1949, Part III, Section 1, Article 33)

ruling:

WAR CRIME

[birdwithsword]

ALL THE HOT TRANS WOMEN

PAT ME

PAT THE BORB

[salda4]

*PAT PAT*

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

*pat pat pat pat*

Adorable

[birdwithsword]

awawawawa!

also, I might get overheated with the amount of pats that will come from your followers miss microcelebrity!

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Yeah sorry, but birds deserve pats.

^>^

[birdwithsword]

yayy!!

pats!!

[is-it-a-warcrime]

this post

DOES NOT

violate the Geneva Conventions

patpat

[autistobrat]

Hoo hoo!

*microwaves you*

[entity9013]

hey get out of @microwave-offical

[microwave-offical]

is there a gnome in me.... Huh..

[snomeraphim]

@is-it-a-warcrime?

[is-it-a-warcrime]

this post

DOES

violate the Geneva Conventions

"It is prohibited to employ weapons, projectiles and material and methods of warfare of a nature to cause superfluous injury or unnecessary suffering."

(Protocol Additional to the Geneva Conventions of 12 August 1949, and relating to the Protection of Victims of International Armed Conflicts (Protocol I), 1977, Part III, Section I, Article 35)

[lokaror]

ORC FACT

got your stupid ass. this is a gnome post. give me all the fucking berries right now

[is-it-a-warcrime]

this post

DOES

violate the Geneva Conventions

"It is prohibited to kill, injure or capture an adversary by resort to perfidy... The following acts are examples of perfidy:

...(d) the feigning of protected status by the use of signs, emblems or uniforms of the United Nations or of neutral or other States not Parties to the conflict."

(Protocol Additional to the Geneva Conventions of 12 August 1949, and relating to the Protection of Victims of International Armed Conflicts (Protocol I), 1977, Part III, Section I, Article 37)

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

Which one’s Penn, & which one’s Teller

[theboredvoid]

Teller? i hardly know'er!!!

hahahahagafagdfchkkjjvvv kill me

[war-crime-wizard]

*sigh* I'll get the nuke

[unofficial-oviraptors]

@is-it-a-warcrime

?

[is-it-a-warcrime]

this post

DOES

violate the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court

"For the purpose of this Statute, "war crimes" means...

...(iv) Intentionally launching an attack in the knowledge that such attack will cause incidental loss of life or injury to civilians or damage to civilian objects or widespread, long-term and severe damage to the natural environment which would be clearly excessive in relation to the concrete and direct overall military advantage anticipated;"

(Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court, 1998, Article 8)

[thewritingrealm]

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

[ezzydean]

# my favourite part about this post # is that nowhere does it say to reblog this # but we’re all reblogging it # because if we have to suffer # so do other writers

[thefoundationproject]

Boop

[caffeinewitchcraft]

This post is committing crimes (see y'all later lmao)

[mobthoughts]

@is-it-a-warcrime

[is-it-a-warcrime]

this post

DOES NOT

violate the Geneva Conventions

[exhausted-frozen-water]

No I think it does

[is-it-a-warcrime]

this post

DOES NOT

violate the Geneva Conventions

[god-offical]

Injecting pure estrogen into my bloodstream so I forcefeminize my vampire friend

[god-offical]

This is not the account I meant to post this on

[vodam46]

@is-this-blasphemous

[is-this-blasphemous]

…If this is the Almighty’s will, it can not be blasphemous…my child

[is-it-a-warcrime]

this post

DOES

violate the Geneva Protocol of 1925

(Protocol for the Prohibition of the Use in War of Asphyxiating, Poisonous or Other Gases, and of Bacteriological Methods of Warfare, 1925)

1925 Geneva Protocol – UNODA

[theinconvenientlifestyle]

[oustoust]

[aelleaaellea]

@i-add-sources

[i-add-sources]

This picture was taken by Heidi Levine. She works for The Washington Post and Associated Press, as well as others. The Washington Post has published this picture, as well as some videos and more images taken from the aid plane in an interactive slideshow article. From the article:

This is real

[acrylic-kitten]

For comparison, this is a photo of the Gaza strip from this article from 2021

[mobthoughts]

I know its obvious but @is-it-a-warcrime

[is-it-a-warcrime]

this post

DOES

violate the Geneva Conventions

"The civilian population as such, as well as individual civilians, shall not be the object of attack. Acts or threats of violence the primary purpose of which is to spread terror among the civilian population are prohibited."

(Protocol Additional to the Geneva Conventions of 12 August 1949, and relating to the Protection of Victims of International Armed Conflicts, 1977, Part IV, Section I, Chapter II, Article 51)

[bocchidaily2025]

Day 219: I Couldn't Think Of An Idea For Her So As Punishment I'm Making Her Stand In A Puddle With Socks

[silverbridge-harbor]

@is-it-a-warcrime

[is-it-a-warcrime]

this post

DOES

violate the Geneva Conventions

"The duration of any single punishment shall in no case exceed thirty days."

(Convention (III) relative to the Treatment of Prisoners of War. Geneva, 1949, Section VI, Chapter III, Part II, Article 90)

[gilded-sterne]

my fucking knight just went awawa. what could this mean?

[guardiandoll]

It means (It? She?) just multiclassed! Congratulations!

[girl-detector]

[is-it-a-warcrime]

this post

DOES NOT

violate the Geneva Conventions

[coelii]

“He was a sensitive boy growing up” is parentese for “we thought he was a pussy”

[is-it-a-warcrime]

this post

DOES

violate the Geneva Conventions

"the following acts are and shall remain prohibited at any time and in any place whatsoever with respect to the above-mentioned persons...

(c) outrages upon personal dignity, in particular humiliating and degrading treatment;"

(Convention (I) for the Amelioration of the Condition of the Wounded and Sick in Armed Forces in the Field. Geneva, 1949, Chapter I, Article 3)

[sugardolly]

[straightedgesavior434]

@identifying-wrestling-moves

[identifying-wrestling-moves]

Chair Attack (Illegal Maneuver)

[girl-detector]

[is-it-a-warcrime]

this post

DOES

violate the Geneva Conventions

"Persons taking no active part in the hostilities, including members of armed forces who have laid down their arms and those placed 'hors de combat' by sickness, wounds, detention, or any other cause, shall in all circumstances be treated humanely, without any adverse distinction founded on race, colour, religion or faith, sex, birth or wealth, or any other similar criteria."

(Convention (I) for the Amelioration of the Condition of the Wounded and Sick in Armed Forces in the Field. Geneva, 1949, Chapter I, Article 3)

[theveryevilblog]

fun fact: 0 people will see this post as I am not tagging it

[yahooo-official]

wrong. gimmickverse blast

[gimmick-summoner]

@walmart-the-official

[satan-offical]

Wrong. Officalverse blast (the better one)

[mobthoughts]

@is-it-a-warcrime

[is-it-a-warcrime]

this post

DOES

violate the Geneva Conventions

(Protocol Additional to the Geneva Conventions of 12 August 1949, and relating to the Protection of Victims of International Armed Conflicts (Protocol I), 1977, Part III, Article 36)

[secretly-insane]

How?? I do not want to read the conventions right now but I will if I need to

[is-it-a-warcrime]

"In the study, development, acquisition or adoption of a new weapon, means or method of warfare, a High Contracting Party is under an obligation to determine whether its employment would, in some or all circumstances, be prohibited by this Protocol or by any other rule of international law applicable to the High Contracting Party."

[is-it-a-warcrime]

Is it a war crime to purposefully plant tainted food to be taken back to the enemy base?

I want to wage war on these ants in my house properly

"It is prohibited to attack, destroy, remove or render useless objects indispensable to the survival of the civilian population, such as foodstuffs, agricultural areas for the production of foodstuffs, crops, livestock, drinking water installations and supplies and irrigation works, for the specific purpose of denying them for their sustenance value to the civilian population or to the adverse Party, whatever the motive, whether in order to starve out civilians, to cause them to move away, or for any other motive."

(Protocol Additional to the Geneva Conventions of 12 August 1949, and relating to the Protection of Victims of International Armed Conflicts (Protocol I), Part IV, Article 54)

[theveryevilblog]

fun fact: 0 people will see this post as I am not tagging it

[yahooo-official]

wrong. gimmickverse blast

[gimmick-summoner]

@walmart-the-official

[satan-offical]

Wrong. Officalverse blast (the better one)

[mobthoughts]

@is-it-a-warcrime

[is-it-a-warcrime]

this post

DOES

violate the Geneva Conventions

(Protocol Additional to the Geneva Conventions of 12 August 1949, and relating to the Protection of Victims of International Armed Conflicts (Protocol I), 1977, Part III, Article 36)

[theanishimori]

Found in NYC:

[greendude2009]

@is-it-a-warcrime

[is-it-a-warcrime]

this post

DOES NOT

violate the Geneva Conventions