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So people who are subscribed to Toby Fox's Truck Freak newsletter mailing tier list got this email today:
"Dear members in the "Truck Freak" tier:
Due to a glitch in our mailing system, it appears that around 1,000 of you have been erroneously subscribed to the "Foam Shower" tier. Affected subscribers were sent a photo of Toby Fox in swim trunks covered in a large amount of foam.
We apologize and are working on a solution now."
And uh Well It's real and limited None of my friends who are also in the tier got the photos But I did and I keep on getting more
And since then, Toby has been mailing photoshops of it
What a Toby Fox thing to do
New photoshops keep coming in every 10 minutes or so, so I'll probably make update once they stop coming in
...and just as I was writing this, a new email came in.
And, welp, he sure indeed is there, too.
The French really don’t fuck around.
French people: Ask Marie Antoinette how she fucked around and found out.
It was her husband that fucked around you bagel bitch
YOUR WRONG. You don't know history. She had parties and requested food that didn't even matter, she requested the needed food. She's THE CAKE LADY. The one with both versions of cake.
I like to believe I know my history quite well. And, there is no true proof of Queen Marie saying ‘let them eat cake’. The French had mainly undermined Marie due to her being a foreigner- which they had hated about her(Italian woman). Yes, she was lavish, but she was also queen since the age of 14/15(unsure, it varies- she was younger than 18) so it is to be expected that she, being young then, would be excited about spoils. It’s not surprising that she was lavish in lifestyle. If you look, Marie was known to be quite generous as well.
Oof. She’s not gonna fuck you dude.
April fool's? ⁉️ Only for April 1st? ⁉️ That's a weak mindset. That's low perfomance 📉 👎👎 I am a fool every day 🗓 The grind 💪💪💪📈 never stops ❌ ⛔️ I am in it for the long run 🔛🏃♀️ No quitter mindset here 🚫🔝 🏆
the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of humanity is descended from 2 Jon Arbuckles
I’m gonna need a sketch concept of Garfield as the Snake on my desk by 5.
I may have to cleanse my computer after this act of sacrilege.
Oh, no. No. No, we are not doing this.
Listen, IDK how seriously any stance I have on the matter is gonna be taken, because I am Funnee Reaction Images Guy, the gimmick blog on Tumblr. But with all sincerity, if you’re a terf in my notes, please go away. Feel free to block me if you have to, but I don’t want to engage with you, and I don’t want you to engage with me. This blog supports, and will always support, transgender people in any and all shape and form.
Reblog to let the terfs know you support the trans community!
oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
oh shit, it's 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day
oh shit, it's 3/23/23, 32323, palindrome day
oh shit, it's 3/24/23, 32423, palindrome day
oh shit, it's 3/25/23, 32523, palindrome day
oh shit, it's 3/26/23, 32623, palindrome day
oh shit, it's 3/27/23, 32723, palindrome day
oh shit, it's 3,28/23, 32823, palindrome day
well folks, we did it. we survived to day 9 of palindrome. 3/29/23, 32923, palindrome day the last.
I want to thank you all for being here when it happened.
my first post to go viral was the one where we all celebrated palindromes.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
peace and love on planet earth.
oooh, okay suzi ruffell is what john mulaney evolves into
I feel like this lovely lady is the middle point on a slider with Suzy (Eddie) Izzard on one side, and John Mulaney on the other.
He built this from pebbles.
via fairy witch cottagecore vibes
No it’s awesome old mancore vibes
no offense to adult bluey fans but that is a children's show. for preschoolers
Really just show the state of entertainment when most adult shows are less enjoyable then a preschool show
somehow i doubt that's true.
Bluey is extremely good. Period. Not “good for a kids show,” I mean the level of artistry and creativity on display is astounding. There’s an episode that presents the theory of evolution alongside the idea of an afterlife, while parents build IKEA furniture. “Sleepytime,” explores the galaxy through the lens of a child’s dream and incorporates a stunning arrangement of Gustav Holst’s Jupiter WHILE ALSO being fucking hilarious IN TEN MINUTES. This show depicts the loveliest family through the eyes of 2 unique and authentic children, each episode a small lesson about being brave, being good, processing hurt, building trust. It’s idyllic, but not utopian, almost aspirational for the kind of world we all want and need.
So much of this show exceeds the scope of children’s programming in a way that few programs are capable of doing. Rugrats had 2 really important episodes, the Passover episode, and Chucky’s mom. Hey Arnold! had one really impactful episode (you know the one). Steven Universe has SEVERAL meaningful and impactful episodes Stevonnie, Stronger Together, Pearl and Rose, the season finale. And I’m not saying that to denigrate these amazing shows, I’m saying that the level of quality on this show is bound to reach a larger audience than intended.
In conclusion, this show is far more complex than your run of the mill programming. It is therapeutic, humorous, whimsical, truly a delight for people of all ages.
fuck you he would NOT
Kramer would not be in QAnon but George would accidentally be photographed at the Capitol riot
you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3
girl help the pessimists found me
"girl help i am staunchly refusing to realise my own naivete in a world almost completely made up of things that couldnt care less about me or are actively exploiting me"
Girl help the pessimists are mistaking an inherently meaningless universe for an inhumane and joyless one rather than recognizing the opportunity to make one’s own meaning and joy and to spread those things to others
I’ve come to make an announcement
Shadow the Hedgehog is a BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER. He pissed on my FUCKING WIFE
That’s right he took his hedgehog fuckin quilly dick out and pissed on my wife
And he said his dick was “THIIIS BIG” and I said “That’s disgusting!”
So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com
STH you’ve got a SMALL dick. It’s the size of this walnut but WAY smaller
And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like. PPPPBHHBBTHTBH
THAT’S RIGHT BABY. ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO PILLOWS.
LOOK AT THAT IT’S LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG
He fucked my wife so GUESS WHAT I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH
THAT’S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS!!