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[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

[colonel-obscurity]

"Good lord why would you say that?"

The mechanic snarled at his coworker during routine mech maintenance.

"MUZZLE-VELOCITY?!"

Both of them stare in terror as the nearest hound zooms over and bombards them with facts about her mech's cannons.

"You call her handler I am not keeping up with this..."

[evil-mcytblrconfessions]

I don't like Skizz but it does piss me off to see people talk about Scar as if he's the only disabled person on the server

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[henghost]

brainwormed so thoroughly by warhound that i am now writing a forcefem/boyremoval mechsplo fic:

Philomela, dysphoric and depressed, follows her older sister in joining the Rebellion. Just when things seem to be getting better for her, poor circumstance puts her in the care of the sinister Handler Theta, who seems to want to use Philomela's dysphoria to her own ends.

please enjoy the change of philomela

[pavizi]

more hdg art. its got me bad

[ryanpanos]

The Bus | Paul Kirchner | Via

[houndmother]

i want to kill myself

[skydewdreamer]

No roll over

[uncollaredcat]

reblog to make your tits bigger and more gropeable

[watercolormagicalgirl]

portal turrets were so ahead of their time actually because they’re autistic lil robogirlies who are ever so slightly chuuni and they’re adorable and polite and even though they could kill you in 10 seconds they’re incredible instant-lossbait and they go ahahaha >:3c and aaaa-auuu D: and awawawawa @_@ and other such noises

[watercolormagicalgirl]

to everyone tagging this with stuff like “gender” or “THIS IS SO ME” or “i want to be a portal turret so bad”: you’re cutes

[covermeinflexseal]

i allow and encourage erotic fantasizing of my OCs and most sonas (not nyan) do the point that i find it flattering lol

if ur brave (no anons! u gotta bear your ass!) u can even tell me about it :3

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You can only drink the drink you get from this wheel for a month!

https://wheelofnames.com/uh3-8jf

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[skydewdreamer]

Hot chocolate is a rarity here, and all the other nuns love it!

[skydewdreamer]

Item: Your ID Rarity: ⏶ Common

Do you have a username you always use in games?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I recently started using “Lewd-T-Nun” as my username.

[nyanbinary-perineum]

Living fucktoys really do just like whatever post reminds them of their purpose, huh?

[crow-thing]

Me when a character starts experiencing an agonizingly, Horrifically, painful transformation :

[porcelain-tea]

Service doll that hangs around with combat dolls; one petite figure of porcelain and lace surrounded by three of towering steel and Kevlar.

Service doll that makes tea when the combat dolls debrief after their latest mission, so those with still functional jaws can have something to drink.

Service doll that is instructed in firearm maintenance and SOP hand signals. It does not quite understand, but it listens eagerly to the combat dolls all the same.

Service doll that is given a ceramic combat knife made from the same beautiful porcelain that its form is comprised of; a purely symbolic gesture, as it would never have the need while the combat dolls are around.

Service doll that is treated like a beloved little sister by the combat dolls.

[little-jar-of-dragons]

But what if your childhood was shitty and traumatizing and you were meek and quiet as a kid so get a sweet little kitten and eventually as you grow and realize your worth and become more confident that kitten slowly grows into a lion.

[feynites]

Usually, when I bring kids their Companions, it’s a happy day.

Most parents like to throw parties for their children. Make it a big ‘lifetime milestone’ type deal. Sometimes, if there are a lot of birthdays on the same day, they do events at the local schools. I never really have to call ahead - people know I’m coming. The roster at the head offices keeps a running record, and Deliverers like me pack up the Untouched Eggs (wearing gloves, of course), and set out to cover their area for the day. I work six days a week, and sometimes I take emergency runs if I’m nearby and another district is overwhelmed. Overtime is common, but so are short days, when only a small number of kids are hitting ten.

It’s a job that has me travelling a lot. i go wherever there’s the most need for Deliverers. We don’t like to be late; tenth birthdays are an important matter. But I like being on the road. It lets me see a lot of the country.

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[skydewdreamer]

WHETES THE BOOK SERIES

[little-jar-of-dragons]

But what if your childhood was shitty and traumatizing and you were meek and quiet as a kid so get a sweet little kitten and eventually as you grow and realize your worth and become more confident that kitten slowly grows into a lion.

[feynites]

Usually, when I bring kids their Companions, it’s a happy day.

Most parents like to throw parties for their children. Make it a big ‘lifetime milestone’ type deal. Sometimes, if there are a lot of birthdays on the same day, they do events at the local schools. I never really have to call ahead - people know I’m coming. The roster at the head offices keeps a running record, and Deliverers like me pack up the Untouched Eggs (wearing gloves, of course), and set out to cover their area for the day. I work six days a week, and sometimes I take emergency runs if I’m nearby and another district is overwhelmed. Overtime is common, but so are short days, when only a small number of kids are hitting ten.

It’s a job that has me travelling a lot. i go wherever there’s the most need for Deliverers. We don’t like to be late; tenth birthdays are an important matter. But I like being on the road. It lets me see a lot of the country.

Keep reading