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my skin care blog

[lovely-v]

i was at a bookshop yesterday buying three books and the cashier looked at my stack and went “oh one of my favorites! oh another one of my favorites! oh three of my favorites !!” and all i could think was

[gnabrie]

it’s for science; what’s your age and do u know how to burn CDs?

[queensparklekitten]

16, uh throw it in a fire i guess? why would you do that though it seems like it would cause problems

[applebutterbabie]

Sparkle this is a bit, right?

[queensparklekitten]

what

[biodegrade]

[everythingfox]

snug pile

(via)

[culterioncollection]

i want to meet her

[culterioncollection]

i need to meet her

[pulmonary-poultry]

I love how yokai range from “You smiled at me a little bit so now I will kill you with my razor-sharp hair.” to “Hey man, heard you were feeling down on yourself again so I thought I’d drop by and do a funny little dance.”

[chivalfairy]

[crwnly-deactivated20150506]

actual picture of an actual texan on a typical sunday afternoon

[recentgooglesearches]

Accused of drinkos pee pee “I like the taste”

[thepowerplumber]

[railroadsoftware]

lock. him. up.

[sewerhawk]

[worldhammerer-old]

Now i’m falling asleep, and she’s calling a

crab

[thecryptkeeper]

every male celebrity stands like this on the red carpet 

[celinedijonmustard-deactivated2]

[yo-its-matt]

posts that hit different after 2020

[tbcl]

[runningmon-deactivated20150604]

#i came in like a wrecking ball

[metalbatteryzone]

[o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0]

[richhooker]

U kno he dead

[memewhore]

[floweir-deactivated20180902]

[satanicpornocultshop]

Please .

[avalonjoan]

Not pictured: me, yanking the steering wheel to screech into a parking lot so I could take a pic of this while my sisters and I absolutely lost it upon seeing this truck

[musingsofaraven]

This is the lesbian U-Haul truck