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hungwy

*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*

friskafriskito

in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece

hungwy

In my house its called laundry! Thank you!

c3rvida3

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

sailorbryant

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on.

westernlariat

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

zechery-deactivated20220114

“I’ll make you moan, over”

rninor-blog

“bend over” “bend what? over”

xydgx

I think it really sucks when you realise how alone you are because you only really talk to 1 maybe 2 people and when neither of them are available you kind of just lay there in bed hoping your phone will buzz with a text from them or something so you continuously check it and you try to distract yourself and then you get sad about how alone you really are

sadunit

does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

quotemadness

Do you think it’s possible that some people are born to give more love than they will ever get back in return?

Tyler Knott Gregson (via nitrogen)

beaft

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

beaft

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘”

iconic

beaft

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

teathattast

🌍🌎🌏

stushiroll-deactivated20200406

This is the Earths theme tune🙌🏻

amynchan

It’s so strangely satisfying?

cityelf

USA I’m sorry but if you let Romney get elected as President the rest of the world will have no choice but to break your section of the Earth off to float in space on its own until you come to your senses

Here’s a diagram to help you understand

cityelf

I dreamed a dream in time gone by

mjalti

why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..

teaboot

If my manager decided to pull some rude ass shit with a witch and got me living the next ten years of my life as an immortal singing toaster oven you can bet your ass I’d wake him up every goddamn morning with a flaming panini directly to the face. rise and shine, you ugly fuck, time hear a song

teaboot

I call this one, “ode to an inconsiderate pissbaby” and the first 9 verses are just me screaming at various decibels

babyanimalgifs

Error: leg too short

#snowdolphin

ginghampearlsnsweettea

PSA: Donald Trump’s Younger Children and Grandchildren

Leave. Them. Alone.

Tiffany. Barron. Arabella. Theodore. Joseph. Chloe. Kai. Donald III. Spencer. Tristan.

They did not ask to be born to the family they have. The have no control over what their father/grandfather says and does. They did not ask him to run for President.

However, they are all tasked with the enormous burden of being the immediate family of Donald Trump, which is not going to be easy.

For 8 years, we stood back and let Malia and Sasha Obama grow up in peace. While there were some mishaps with members of the press and photos leaking from so called “friends”, they had a pretty quiet childhood outside of the public eye just like President and First Lady Michelle Obama wished.

I know Donald Trump is a terrible person, and we aren’t too fond of Melania, but I’m asking all of you to be the bigger person and leave the children out of the issues we have Trump. Let them have a normal childhood.

That means:

~ Don’t threaten them (which is a federal crime anyway). ~ Don’t make fun of their looks. ~ If you see them in public, ignore them and go about your day. ~ Don’t retweet crude comments ~ Don’t tweet Tiffany (the only one of the younger family members on SM) stupid shit about her dad.

And if you still need a reason, remember, the less ammunition we give Trump to take away our basic rights the better. We saw how reacted to Pence getting booed at Hamilton. Do you really wanna see how he reacts if people bully his kids?

These next four years aren’t going to be easy, we’re going to protest, argue and resist the best we can, but we can still have some class and common decency in the process.

Remember what Michelle Obama said, “When they go low, we go high.”

PS: Also extend this courtesy to the children of Mike Pence and his cabinet picks.

royallysouthernsportsloving

THIS!!!!! They are children and should be left alone! Do NOT attack them when they have no say. They are innocent. You can’t pick your family!

misandristabbacchio-remade-deac

^^^ i hate trump and pence as much as the next person, but it’s not their kids’ fault who they live with or what their parents do. please leave them alone.

futureblackwakandan-deactivated

Reblogging this again because it’s very important. Leave the kids and grandkids alone please.

albindraws

iiiiin west philadelphia born and raised on the playground was where i spent most of my days chillin out maxin relaxin all cool and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school—-