I See Ninja People

Kara, 23, Does something to do with films but no-one's quite sure what...

[morphmaker]

The Fab Five travel through time, space, and genre to help Professor Flitwick get his groove back

[nymphadoratonqs]

i’m crying this is so good omg

[ame-edel]

This is the best thing i’ve ever seen

[obviousplant]

Leg

[thickney-spears-deactivated2025]

Ages and up

[iseeninjapeople]

@emleelion This seems like one of your finds!

[onlinepunk]

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

[lunarlegend11]

twilight au where Edward and his family just go along with it for kicks:

Rosalie hates it, Jasper sucks (or can’t keep a straight face) so he takes any excuse to avoid Bella, Carlisle doesn’t like pretending to hurt people so he decides his new persona has miraculous control, Alice and Emmett are LIVING this lie

they have an emergency family meeting to come up with basic ground rules and cover story but then just wing everything else

[heidivolturi]

Edward had to tell Bella that they sparkle in the sun because Alice had dumped an entire bucket of glitter on him that morning when he got out of the shower

[ohsalamanders]

how would jacob fit into this tho

[onlinepunk]

he’s a furry

[prokopetz]

In the modern idiom:

“So Bob said […]” indicates that I am directly quoting Bob.

“Then Bob was like […]” indicates that I am paraphrasing Bob.

“And Bob was all […]” indicates that I am paraphrasing Bob, and additionally I am being a dick about it.

I don’t know about you, but I think it’s fantastic that we have a specific grammatical convention for that.

[tsuki-chibi]

What I find most frustrating is when people don’t understand this! I don’t know if it’s a generation thing, but sometimes I’ll be talking and say “So I was like “are you fucking kidding me” and the person will look at me all horrified and say “you didn’t actually say that, did you?” I said LIKE heidi keep up jesus

[sarahtaylorgibson]

Productivity culture will deceive you (especially if you are particularly high-functioning or a former Gifted Kid) into thinking that any use of your time that can’t be monetized or leveraged for your personal advancement is worthless, and I’m here to tell you that’s the devil talking. Do shit because you like it.

[podle5]

WHOA.

[iseeninjapeople]

😲

[thedustmylove]

when you’re have negative self image thoughts picture Jameel showing up to kick the shirt out of them

[autumnfallyear]

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

[doing-talking]

me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.

me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me

[beatlemeat-archive]

can you believe how many species of ducks there are forever i thought there was only brown, white and green duck.

[tavley]

im a fan of this guy personally

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Ruddy duck! that’s my favorite duck!

But please also consider:

Hooded mergansers

[todaysbird]

king eider!

[mind-if-i-scream]

Buffle heads! They’re all over the marsh and bay right now!

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

yeah I love ducks

[the-radical-buzzard-of-discourse]

I used to cringe so hard at my “I’m not like other girls” phase until I realized that most girls have this phase and what we actually mean is, “I’m not a thoughtless one-dimensional caricature of makeup and boobs, which is all I’ve been taught to believe girls are.” How can women be viewed so poorly that little girls everywhere all think they’re unique just for having independent thoughts and interests?

[randomslasher]

oh shit

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

how is it put so perfectly just into words like that, like, just

how

[rejected-transboy]

Why does he look like that

[iseeninjapeople]

Same Kermit, same.

[bardbreakfast]

I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor

[catchymemes]

[d-eadnam-e]

[randomwordgeneratorr]

[iseeninjapeople]

..... well shit

[catchymemes]

Snowing at sea

[thecryptocreep]

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

[penny-anna]

If you find yourself in times of trouble, ask yourself, ‘what would Gandalf do’, and remember, ‘beat a man unconscious with a big stick’ is a valid answer

[maedhros-thetall]

[sufficientlylargen]

When I find myself in times of trouble, Gandalf Greyhame comes to me, Wailing on those assholes, With a tree (with a tree)

[lynati]

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

[norcumi]

Brain: “Do it again, take it from the top.”

[ascending-royal]

Brain: “That was exactly the same thing.”