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So, I rarely actually make a post here, but unfortunately, I've lost yet more passwords due to my brain being an absolute pile of garbage so
I have a new tumbl :
passwords are dumb and so is my memory and now I have a new account whoops
Plz follow if you wanna I guess I dunno man I just wanna be able to view hellsite links on my new phone I can only use this account my old one for now lmao
So, I rarely actually make a post here, but unfortunately, I've lost yet more passwords due to my brain being an absolute pile of garbage so
I have a new tumbl :
passwords are dumb and so is my memory and now I have a new account whoops
Plz follow if you wanna I guess I dunno man I just wanna be able to view hellsite links on my new phone I can only use this account my old one for now lmao
im really about to act up.
These two replies are buried in there and need to face the public
i feel like when i first started hearing the phrase “oh that fucks” it was in reference to something that had kind of a charismatic machismo to it and did sort of carry the sense of “oh that thing is sexual and can Get It” but it’s now transformed into something that just means “wow i really like that thing” and that’s so funny to me. like i just said “this rug fucks” what does that mean. can this rug get it
They call that shag carpet dude
i feel like when i first started hearing the phrase “oh that fucks” it was in reference to something that had kind of a charismatic machismo to it and did sort of carry the sense of “oh that thing is sexual and can Get It” but it’s now transformed into something that just means “wow i really like that thing” and that’s so funny to me. like i just said “this rug fucks” what does that mean. can this rug get it
They call that shag carpet dude
Ekekek battle. (via ekekekkekkek)
The internet is a magical place because imagine how close we all came to never having witnessed this.
Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, I’m sure my neighbors heard me laughing.
also you CAN just get a new one
a FAMILY. you can get a new FAMILY. i must clarify, you can not get a new appendix you can get a new FAMILY,
I like stories where a normal human child is being raised by a sinister supernatural being who is totally malevolent except when it comes to their kid. Those are so much better than the “kids are scary” changeling type horror movies.
Like a perfectly well-adjusted well-mannered friendly child that is like “This is my dad, Surazal. He comes out of the mirrors in dark rooms. He makes really good blood pudding but he’s bad at playing catch. Most people can’t see his corporal form but I can because he says I have special eyes.”
“Mom says that you can stay over but you have to promise not to leave my room between midnight and 1 am. You can play Mario Cart with me! But you have to knock on every closed door in the house before entering just because dad might be in there and if you look upon his visage without drinking the holy fruit juice, you might go crazy or something. Also dad is really excited I have a new friend and he’s going to to make hardtack and mystery stew for us! You’ll love it!”
In high school the kid gets a friend that is an amateur demonologist who initially befriends them in hopes of exorcizing their house but ends up becoming buddies with Surazal too because they crave parental affection.
Surazal stands at the end of the vast dark hallway and says “You Too Have Special Eyes, Little One. You Can See Me Without Being Taken By The Madness. Within You, I Sense Great Turmoil And Sadness. In My Younger Years, I Would Have Exploited The Sadness As Weakness In Your Very Soul. I Would Have Worn Your Skin Like A Mask And Run Through The Village Streets, Supping Blood From Every Man I Encountered. But Now I Have No Use For Woe. Perhaps You Would Like To Watch Beetlejuice In The Family Room With My Daughter While I Prepare Cupcakes. I Am Sensing You Have A Fondness for Red Velvet.”
Nintendo paywalling to the ability to play classic n64 and sega genesis behind a second paid online membership
so yes emulating is still morally right fuck these bastards
20 year old games for an extra 8 dollars on top of whatever how much Nintendo online costs already like you’re not even owning these games it’s a fucking rental service.
Just pirate.
Feel like this is something that would be useful here so here’s a link to a website with updated, working, safe emulators for 16 different consoles and handles.
It also has roms for said emulators and even pdf versions of the manuals.
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underwater temple, underwater monk
underwater rhymes and underwater funk
he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk
with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk
he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk
on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk
he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk
underwater temple, underwater monk
Sick rhymes
HOLY COW! SOMEONE MADE THIS A SONG!!👍✨
this song slaps harder than anything i’ve heard in the past decade
Underwater temple Tuesday
Country girls continue to make do ✨
like this
Potatoes! 🥔
Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.
their what now?
their ‘bussy’ you might say
i might not.
