Your Meowjesty

I'm so strange I'm strangerous ♀

[scrptrx]

[mostlygibberish]

Love is stored in the Primordial Pouch

[snailkites]

💪🦉

[riotmlllf]

[stereofeathers]

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

[gonanatop]

Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa

[kentuckyfriedfungus]

[patrocles]

keep floridas name out of yalls mouth challenge

[enbyofdionysos]

people are on twitter throwing shade at Texas and Louisiana as if Texan republicans didn’t just file a federal lawsuit to throw out 127,000 votes -- Texas (which could fit the entire UK in it 2.8 times need i remind you) also closed hundreds of polling sites, leaving one county with only two sites. TWO. Louisiana also ordered hundreds of polling places to close early ON ELECTION DAY.

i don’t want to hear people going “oobloobloo these boomers” and “oobloobloo the south” and “oobloobloo these hillbillies”

IT’S DIRECT VOTER SUPPRESSION.

so stop making jokes about sleeping when southerners need help during hurricanes because your middle class white ass was able to safely get in your subaru to drive to your local polling place on your lunchbreak meanwhile voters on their way to their polling places in north carolina were pepper-sprayed by police.

[mandapandaaaa]

Everyone say it with me: THANK YOU BLACK VOTERS AND ORGANIZERS

[parlezvousladybug]

AND THE FINE FIRST NATION FOLKS IN ARIZONA

[captainlordauditor]

THANK YOU TO THE INDIGENOUS VOTERS IN WISCONSIN!

[fuckthesememories]

[odinsblog]

via christianmhull

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

Delaware has just elected their first-ever openly trans State Senator, Sarah McBride.

Missouri just elected their first-ever black woman to serve as Congresswoman, Cori Bush.

And Minnesota just re-elected Ilhan Omar, the first naturalized citizen of African birth and the first woman of color to represent Minnesota in Congress.

[literallyaflame]

loathe as i am to say this, h*rry p*tter can be kind of useful. like, whenever i meet someone in their mid-thirties who thinks that snape was “very sexy” and “morally correct, actually,” i INSTANTLY know that i’m dealing with a total dumbass. it’s efficient

[lastvalyrian]

That’s why Kylo Ren was created, to keep this effect going for the next generation

[thecollectibles]

Forest God part 1 by Oleg Vdovenko

[vegan-anarchist-1312]

[n0na9on]

[sapphicseance]

mom said it's my turn to hand out the ominous and vague warnings

[solarsyrup]

that wasn’t mom

[eschatologica-anthophilya-deact]

[hayaomiyazaki]

romesh ranganathan is the most passionate drunk history narrator of all time

[coelacanthking]

“That’s a whole bruvah!”

[mitski-miyawakis]

CAPTIONS:

Romesh Ranganathan, narrating the re-enactment in his English accented voice: Carnarvon’s half-brother, Mervyn Herbert—DEAD! Aubrey Herbert, his other half-brother—DEAD! That’s a whole brother! DEAD!!! Carter’s secretary, Carter’s secretary, he didn’t have nothin’ to do with it, he just typed the letters—DEAD! DEAD, mate! Murked! Can you believe that shit? There’s a CURSE!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? A CURSE, MATE! YEAH? YOU DON’T GO FUCKIN’ AROUND WITH SOMEONE’S TOMB! [Romesh pauses before continuing in a calm and casual voice] Are you gettin’ my socks in the shot ‘cause I don’t want you to.

[sonic-justice-real-for]

Ok, but are you on grass tiktok?