Get Schwifty.

you gotta.

[niceinchnails]

Kramers Big Lollipop Mood Board

[haierld]

[blemgoid]

I went to buy the new sidney sweeny pants and the shopkeeper tried to measure my head with his calipers

[onefleshhalfend-deactivated2025]

walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

[c3rvida3]

Nobody in Weezer even has asthma. I just looked it up. On the information super highway.

[c3rvida3]

But with your help, we can change this. #GiveWeezerAsthma

[batavias]

the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

gr8friend1: who wants to game tonight? :)

always_av41lable: yooo count me in!

XxGameWinnerxX: hope everyones ready for a real showdown.. ;)

HopelessHog: Would anyone like to see my face contorted by sorrow

HopelessHog: IMG_4621

[dykemd]

i should only be charged a symbolic amount of 10 cents for my groceries because i have kind eyes and my intentions are pure

[iamthetruestrepairman]

women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life

[iamthetruestrepairman]

people weren’t designed to do anything because they weren’t designed at all. Hope this helps 🤩

[anxeious]

[ouroborosorder]

earlier today i found a cool stick on the ground, picked it up, and then found a cool rock on the ground next to it, and picked that up too, and the second i did the words "on that birdgirl grindset" appeared in my head, unbidden and unwelcome

[lackeyhenchman]

I don't know. I just don't know

[importantandunavoidable]

(forgot the word cunty) girl you look vaginal

[37q]

when i was a kid i would get a sick thrill from learning someones middle name now i dont feel anything at all ever and im no good for nobody

[cungadero]

the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal

[chips1977]

Does anyone wanan play ants with me?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

OK can i be the crumb

[chips1977]

FUCK no your the wet soil pile

[laeffy]