devonian class

*high pitched rat voice* no one can truly know what lies in the heart of another

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rabinovitch]

[left-reminders]

[sunshine-tattoo]

"Wealth isn't "stuff", its the social relationship of command."

Oh fuck thats an amazing point.

[enki2]

This is why the two classes are known as the "working class" and the "ruling class". The ruling class rules via making the working class work.

[slytherincrows]

[strombolicious]

[teathattast]

reblog to do this w your mutuals

[wizardarchetypes]

it really is wild that ‘it’s okay and normal and even fun and good to have casual, affectionate sex with your friends’ is a controversial take among fully grown adults on twitter and tumblr. bleak if u will

[wizardarchetypes]

& before anyone adds any nonsense,

[telltaletypist]

people on twitter are losing it bc they found a doodle rebecca sugar did of pearl and greg having sex and all i can think about is the absolute chaos that would've been unleashed if that had dropped in like 2016. there would be riots in the streets

[achesspiece]

the selective breeding of music to get shorter and shorter for tik tok has resulted in devastating negative long term health effects on the songs

[achesspiece]

what do you mean this album is 12 songs and only 24 minutes total it's not going to survive the winter

[cellobuster]

Sonic the Hedgehog (sustained speed of 767 MPH) could have made the journey from the Shire to Mount Doom (1718.5 miles) in just over two hours. But also he famously loves rings, so he almost assuredly would have found the thrall of the Ring far too powerful to resist. Tails would have had to shoot him

[riverlinden]

"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

[senatortedcruz]

[feastofsnakes]

has anyone else noticed how having romantic feelings for someone is not the most dignified experience ever

[sennamaticart]

Well it was working fine for him!

[rot-topic]

I hope we meet again in another life…

[l0stvegas]

I know people mean well when they say it but hearing the phrase “you know your body best” as someone with chronic illness is so funny, like man no I don’t I ain’t got no clue what that fucker’s planning and I’m scared to find out

[l0stvegas]

Them: Listen to your body!

My body, whispering in the night: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah-nagl fhtagn

[evilwizard]

when pressed for comment on the matter the senator humbly asked for the American people to stare long and hard into the eye of his ruby amulet

[bisexualseraphim]

ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week