Ughhh-life

And they were roommates

[theaftersundown]

the holy grail types of fanfic

[isitsymetrical]

“Edit: ABANDONED, marked complete”

“Part 1 of The Title” - “Works: 1 of 1”

[hawkeye221b]

I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..

[walmart-the-official]

Proud to consistently make tumblr less useable and anti-user-friendly!

[crafteeauthor]

Gentle reminder that they almost definitely planted evidence on Luigi and arrested him to distract from the fact that the real UHC shooter got away with killing a billionaire. One of us successfully killed a billionaire and one of us could successfully do it again

(edit: Thompson was a millionaire but my point still stands billionaires and millionaires who make money through killing thousands gotta go)

[beemovieerotica]

MANIFESTING

[victusinveritas]

[livedinthecastle]

what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from

[argumate]

you bottle Miette??

[dhavaer]

You crush Miette like the grape?

[digitaldiscipline]

brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS

[tzikeh]

The Cask of Miettellado

[hasufin]

Y'all are just absolutely committed to creating humor I cannot explain to my spouse, aren't you?

[sandmandaddy69]

[harzilla]

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

[mackonfire]

I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it

[theconcealedweapon]

[nanacriedpower]

Discovering an AO3 writer long after they’ve stopped posting/interacting online and ending up becoming a fan is so heartbreaking

Now I re-read their fics like I’m reading my deceased spouse’s old letters and scroll through their tumblr profile like I’m standing by someone’s grave 🕊️

It’s like falling in love with a dead artist’s music except their death was probably the fact they “real life-d” a bit too hard

Now I wait for them to come back like Christian’s await the second coming of Jesus

Come back to your roots pookie, the children (me) miss you😭😭😭😭

[the-birdgeoisie-deactivated2026]

I love when people Kudos my fic, because that means I get to stalk their AO3 profile and steal their bookmarks to read later >:]

[jame7t]

one CREEPY spider just earned the KISS of a lifetime- turning her back into her original princess form! (larger spider

[sud-e-magia]

)

[jame7t]

Thanks I lost mine

[breastmaster64]

i lost something once

[jame7t]

im so sorry

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[writterings]

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

[writterings]

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

[writterings]

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

[writterings]

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

[writterings]

im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY

[rexrattorum]

You are the only valid manager

[bee-martin]

this is kind of hilarious to me because this made it seem like OP was at least mid to late 20s but they’re 19

[antique-scarecrow]

this post somehow got even better

[izzythedemigod]

I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

[skrutskie]

The font is called "Redacted Script," it's available for free here, and I just ran to download it because I am, in fact, the target audience for this

[bebx]