did you know that Vampire: The Masquerade and The Muppet Show take place in the same universe, which raises the question of what the fuck count von count is
This is, as we all know, because in wwe Sheamus is beaker's cousin, and also The Judgement Day are technically thin-blooded vampires descended from a gangrel vampire called Gangrel, even if they don't mention it anymore this raises further questions: -does sheamus know beaker is a performer on the muppet show and doesn't actually get constantly hospitalised by Contraptions -does sheamus know beaker is made of felt -does beaker know wrestling is scripted -why haven't the judgement day been dealt with for being masquerade violations -is this why we haven't seen gangrel since like the 90s -are the judgement day real vampires performing as wrestlers or are they vampires actually fighting in a real sport -does sheamus know vampires are real -does beaker know vampires are real -does kermit know vampires are real -does kermit know wrestling is fake -what does kermit think count von count is -why do the camarilla allow count von count on television -when kermit sprouted fangs and bit vincent price - famous for portraying canon vtm character Dracula - on live TV, what does that mean


















