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whacking your head clean off with a baseball bat and it flies out of the stadium and confetti goes off
shower bottle hitting ground in shower trap remix
do you ever fully know that you’re about to be rickrolled but click the link anyway for the thrill of it
some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted
New mahjong strat
rides away really solemnly into the sunset and when i turn the corner you can hear loud crying
(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend
I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests
hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?
After three batches, my findings so far:
I use full fat Greek yoghurt and self-rising flour
Ratio by weight
Add a pinch of salt
Knead until no longer sticky, adding more flour if necessary
Roll them with olive oil instead of flour and fry in an otherwise unoiled, preheated pan (medium heat) (trust in the lord; it will seem like it's going to stick to the pan at first but they'll unstick in about 15 seconds)
Roll them thin but not too thin; mine take about 45 seconds on either side
Serving with garlic butter is also a very good option
I’m gonna be eating these for a month
This actually works?? Two-ingredient bread??
I gotta try it.
That's...naan.
That's naan?
*runs to Google*
HOLY SHIT THAT IS NAAN! HOW DID I NOT KNOW NAAN WAS THAT EASY TO MAKE?
Pero buatefack
you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.
Discussion Questions
This post is in lowercase and is missing an apostrophe. Would it be as funny if it used proper capitalization and punctuation? Why or why not?
In order for this post's joke to land, it makes an allusion to a popular video game. What video game does it reference?
Using your answer from Question 2 and the relationship between the nametag and boyfriend, what is the boyfriend implied to be?
@experimentaldata
Tags that made me choke on my energy drink
I love goalie fights it’s like you guys have been standing 200 ft apart this entire time how could you possibly have beef
different color shirt bad
WHY are some parents like “ooo we hate each other but we’re staying together for the kids” no no NO you’re fucking fighting and screaming at each other every day you’re traumatizing that fucking kid and making it worse
The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.
You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky
Congrats on contributing to the ancient tumblr tradition of turning shitposts into profound poetry