This is the best email I’ve gotten all year
Holy fuck I’m dying
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
dirt enthusiast
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Xuebing Du
Monterey Bay Aquarium
No title available

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
DEAR READER
🪼

JBB: An Artblog!
Cosmic Funnies
wallacepolsom
almost home

PR's Tumblrdome

Discoholic 🪩
Sade Olutola

No title available
Keni

No title available
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
seen from United States

seen from China

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Canada
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Poland
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from France
seen from United States
seen from Colombia
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
@isogashiibee
This is the best email I’ve gotten all year
Holy fuck I’m dying
someone: *mentions my favorite character*
me: *vibrating at frequency that shatters glass* yeah I love them a normal amount
THE UNIVERSE SAID TRANS RIGHTS!! 🗣🗣
Dumpster writing! The voice of the people!
y’all know for the most part squidward lived in that huge condo Bitch…baking soufflés and drawing shit…and you saw his bath he probably DO smell good he probably shops at ocean and body works
everyone always quotes the “shadow the hedgehog’s a bitchass motherfucker” scene from real time fandub of sa2 but my personal favorite moments from it have to be:
“i’m gonna kill all of you! i’m bustin’ out now!” said in sonic’s enthusiastic voice
“ALRIGHT SINCE TEAM FURAFFINITY FUCKED MY WIFE-”
“as long as i get my weed i don’t really care” “i don’t have a character motive”
“i’m here to show what nintend can do….and what ZA WARUDON’T!” “that doesn’t even make any sense”
“maria.” (explosions)
“WHY IS SONIC ON THE VILLAIN’S LINE”
“i’m not sure what this says i can only read basic english”
“WHY IS THE CAMERA ZOOMING IN”
“WHAT ARE YOU TWO FUCKING TALKING ABOUT” “fucking your wife again…and peeing in a hot topic. because, you know, what else do ya do on a saturday night?”
“I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ”
“he’s faster than sonic! he’s faster than sonic! what?”
“can you guys stop having relationship issues while i’m on the phone with my dentist”
“sonic i found this light used copy of sims 4″ “what?! that’s the least best sims game!”
“it’s made of wood and paint” “it’s actually a really low res jpeg”
“since i’m literally five can you explain to me how you fuck crops?”
“PUT THE PISS ROCK IN THE NUCLEAR REACTOR”
“knuckles…..here’s your bitch back…..” “THANKS, JESUS” “one bitch, fresh off the presses”
“Hey! Give that! That looks very scrumptious!” …… “No.”
“I’m going to-AAAGH MY BONES! AUGH, I knew I should’ve- [VIOLENT COUGHING]”
“I’m taking EVERYTHING from you, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE”
“I can’t believe you did this, this is all your fault” “I cAN’T BELIEVE YOUR TITS ARE ONE POLYGON!”
“I miss my wife, Tails..”
“Whoop! Here I go-I CAN FLY??”
“WHAT THE FUCK, IS THAT SHADOW’S DICK??!?”
“Please?! What if I say pretty please with a cherry on top covered in a banana sundae?”
“Diamonds aren’t green, dick-nips.”
“I’M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!”
“Sonic, I’ve had enough. You took my wife. You fucked my crops. I’m taking your life… And the Chaos Emeralds!”
“Honeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy!” (You know what? Everything the president said was a gem.)
“Unlocking secret account in 5… 4… 3… 2— *buzzer* I’m fucking PISSED OFF! IT DIDN’T UNLOCK!”
“Goin’ uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup! *jumps down*” *A bunch of nerds laughing*
*Alfred sees Prison Island explode for the first time* OH, MY GOD! I DIDN’T KNOW! *someone laughs* Oh, my God. I didn’t KNOW.”
“WHAT?! What?! Wh—Why is NASA there?!”
“You’re not my DAD, don’t fucking tell me what to DO!”
“There was penetration, Sonic.” *laughter in the background*
🎶There goes Hawaii. There there there goes Hawaii. There goes Hawaii. Oh, the island is gone. There goes Hawaii—🎶 *wave hits the screen and the camera transitions to white as a feedback rings for a few seconds*
“Hey, you know what this place looks like? Looks like PUMPKIN HILL. *sings along to ‘A Ghost’s Pumkin Soup’*”
“And my social security is 69.” *Everyone laughs, followed by a single “Nice.”*
“WHY IS MY BODY DOING THIS THING? I’M LIKE A PUPPET ON A STRING. *Eggman noises* YOU SEE THAT? LOOK AT THAT. I put the thing, and then I pull it out, and then *Eggman grunt* pull it out again, and then I look at you and I’m like *deeper Eggman grunt*.”
“Alright, everybody, I’m gonna bounce. I’m gonna go to Chipotle, I’ll see you all later. Uh, if—” “*drunkenly* BRING ME BACK A BURRITO.” “Nope. If you want something, go get it yourself, buddy.” “*in the distance* SONIIIIiiiiic!”
someone PLEASE link me to whatever this is
https://youtu.be/po1qdT7mj-s
https://youtu.be/IMC0uZY2iH0
Paras is lovely this time of year.
Hello, 911? Yes I’d like to report a murder
also
The Fairly OddParents: Channel Chasers
Best idea ever
Black Mirror: “Playtest” directed by Dan Trachtenberg
Would you kindly open the door?