So I know the world’s falling apart but can we PLEASE talk about how @wendys just dropped a tabletop RPG?
I wanna talk about Feast of Legends.
Let’s start by digging into their 97 page player’s guide and learn about The Clapback Queen, Queen Wendy, First of Her Name.
Feast of Legends takes place in the fantastical realm of Beef’s Keep in the nation of Freshtovia. Painted in a pretty negative light are the United Clown Nations, likely a reference to McDonald’s, Jack in the Box, and the Insane Clown Posse.
Here’s a map of Beef’s Keep, showing the wide variety of locations ranging from Lake John Silver to the Roast Beach.
Classes are divided into their Orders, including the orders of Sides, Beef, and Chicken.
Character sheets are accessible but still detailed. Rules on rolling stats are available, as is a free dice roller.
There’s a very good weapons table, including information on each item’s throwability.
Also, presumably to justify this project to the marketing team, you get buffs if you, the player, are eating Wendy’s as you play, and you get punished HARSHLY if you are eating anything else.
I say this all without even taking into account the entire campaign handbook that they’ve included, which I’m not even close to emotionally prepared enough to read at this point.
This is all incredible, and I’m so proud of @wendys for making such a good decision to release Feast of Legends.
Also, @wendys , please hit me up so I can make an officially sanctioned actual play podcast of Feast of Legends. I’ve already claimed the twitter handle and everything. I’m not joking in the slightest. Please, @Wendy’s. The time is now. My DMs are open.
