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Mel☆NY

[ruinedchildhood]

[beardedmrbean]

I think they'll be fine saying that.

[largishcat]

i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

[chinesecentury]

[queermania]

just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

[lakevida]

[thequeeninyellowlace]

[ruinedchildhood]

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[batou]

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

[themadcapmathematician]

what the fuck do you think a tumblr is

[theconcealedweapon]

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

no it does not, I am perfectly happy with my obscurity

[twerklina]

[nudityandnerdery]

When you're out to slay.

[cipheramnesia]

When you're quivering in your boots.

[nyaa]

tell ur dad i’m 10

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[3000s]

if you dont like bush you literally dont deserve to fuck

[meangirlnurse]

he invaded iraq???

[meangirlnurse]

oh

[visenyaism]

Sorry to be that person, but "girl math" doesn't mean "girls are bad at math". It's a way of saying "how many women use math irl"

Like "If I get hit with armor, it doesn't count because my health remains the same"

Or "I returned $30 and spent $5, that's a net positive, so I basically got this for free"

Not that girls literally don't understand math and don't get that things cost money. It's a simplification of thought processes and analysis, actually implying high-level thinking, not "girls are so bad at math we don't even try"

I know, it's not that serious, but taken out of context it sounds worse than it is.

ohhhhhhhh my god you cannot make“teehee girls just use a different kind of math around shopping to justify buying more stuff cause they’re girls using girl math” into a feminist statement it IS an actual problem to ascribe not only gender (woman) but childishness (girl) to poor financial literacy and say that the kind of math girls do is actually exclusively related to the domestic sphere when we talk about shopping or buying food or presents or little treats. Do you fucking hear yourself

[visenyaism]

No I’m still mad. I know exactly what the joke is I just don’t find it funny. We’ve had the right to our own bank accounts for 50 fucking years (that is younger than my mother) and currently the party in power wants to take that away from us along with bodily autonomy and no-fault divorce. They don’t want girls learning math they want them learning enough to run a household and keep buying shit forever and then have kids and never get an education.

When people make jokes about how girl dinner is eating less food or girl math is about getting discounts when you shop or I’m just a girl means you make poor life decisions and can’t take care of yourself, people laugh at those jokes. But most of the people who laugh at those jokes are not joining you in sisterhood. They are laughing AT you because they agree with the message you are communicating about women. They want to take your fucking rights away and you are making it easier for them with this constant fucking self-infantilisation. It’s a joke until the exact moment it’s not which is why it isn’t funny to begin with. We are ADULTS we are WOMEN not girls. “Girl math” is calculus. Fuck off.

[pawbeanies]

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed