𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰.

𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐜 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐲𝐚 𝐣𝐮𝐧𝐤. // the shadow. // 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐞𝐝𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝.

[iswand]

ok i say mcr blasting in the bg like it’s a joke but Actually tho. welcome to the black parade is such a junk song it’s not even funny

[iswand]

mcr blasting in the bg

[standingcowrrdly]

do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

[youfuckinburnout]

[vnting]

what the fuck is intimacy? how does that work? letting…. people be close to you? what the fuck is int

[thatpinkmustache]

don’t tell me “you can’t do that” ‘cause I will do that

[betterthankanyebitch]

i’m a chill ass person until you piss me the fuck off

[iswand]

i have a chem exam tmrrw & im watchin an asmr vid of s1 drawing a map

[goodnightmemes]

JENNA MARBLES SENTENCE STARTERS / PART TWO

Quotes taken from various jenna marbles videos. Feel free to edit to better fit as needed. Here is part one.

❛ [name], I can hear you crying. ❜

❛ Say it with me: ‘It’s not my birthday.’ ❜

❛ It definitely screams relaxing but also fancy. Which is you in a nutshell. ❜

❛ Instead of making dollars I’d like to reward you with my personal laughter. I hope that suffices. ❜

❛ I don’t know about you but I’m fucking exhausted today! So let’s do it! ❜

❛ That was scary and lovely and amazing, and I liked it but I also hated it. ❜

❛ I think I get the gist of it, and I also deeply appreciate whatever the fuck is going on here. ❜

❛ Fuck y’all, but also this is funny. ❜

❛ Tomorrow is your birthday. You know what that means? I’m doing something for myself. ❜

❛ Your girl fell down another youtube hole. ❜

❛ I didn’t entirely watch the videos. I was sort of just like spacing out. ❜

❛ Mommy’s trying to do art on crocs. ❜

❛ I did a cool thing and then I ruined it with my too much gene. ❜

❛ *singing* Just did a bad thing. I regret the thing I did. ❜

❛ You need to be told to stop because otherwise you’re going to ruin it. ❜

❛ I need you to say over and over again how jealous you are. ❜

❛ Corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog. ❜

❛ What America has in controversial and questionable past, we make up for in culture and cuisine - like hotdogs. ❜

❛ Oh god. What is that abomination? ❜

❛ I want to eat the abomination. ❜

❛ *laughing and crying* So fucking stupid. ❜

❛ I’m going to get my moneys worth out of this green screen suit. ❜

❛ Are you calling me old and out of shape? You wouldn’t be wrong, but what the hell?! ❜

❛ I don’t want to look like a dusty, nasty, old disco ball that somebody left in their fucking basement after the 70s. I want to look like a hot, fresh 2019 disco ball. ❜

❛ Cries in lash glue. ❜

❛ Reserve your judgement until I’m finished.  ❜

❛ Don’t fucking say ‘yaa’ at me like that. ❜

❛ I understand now, maybe a little bit, why our parents generation don’t really understand our generation. ❜

❛ Where’s the lie?! I see no lie! *starts singing disco music* ❜

❛ This was one time! They invited me to go there and just like hang out. It was two times! ❜

❛ Alright now on the count of three I want everybody to fucking cry. ❜

❛ Daddys money! Daddys money! ❜

❛ Can you imagine if the disco ball was a speaker and it just shouted down the songs at people? ❜

❛ This isn’t cost effective or time effective. Nothing about this is effective. ❜

❛ Oh no. She has awoken. ❜

❛ You’re so cute and I love you, but that’s really not that helpful. ❜

❛ I’m just like attracting animals. ❜

❛ That’s my signature scent. Whenever I walk in a room people are like ‘Is that ramen or is that [name]?’  ❜

❛ I’m so mad that this worked. ❜

❛ Over analyzing every decision I’ve ever made in my life, it’s one of my *chefs kiss* favorite things to do. ❜

❛ You know sometimes when I buy things online I don’t read, you know, I just look and I’m like ‘that seems about right’. ❜

❛ Thank you past self, this is an amazing find. ❜

❛ He’s feral. ❜

❛ One time my dad didn’t brush my hair for eleven days. My mom was very mad ❜

❛ I’m a terrible vegan. I failed. I accidentally ate some honey. ❜

❛ Should I just go and eat a whole bee in the tent? ❜

❛ And he lived happily ever after in his own mind. Everything else that was going on wasn’t happily ever after. ❜

❛ It was good, but it wasn’t great. It was life. Life is okay. ❜

❛ I’m ruining it. I’m ruining it. I ruined it. I ruined it. Look at this. Look what I’ve done. ❜

❛ Too much gene coming in hot. ❜

❛ I wouldn’t leave me with that much responsibility. ❜

❛ What are you guys doing? Oh, fuck that shit. ❜

❛ I have a vine fanny pack. It’s vintage, from when vine was alive. I don’t wanna talk about it. ❜

❛ How does that thick butt fit in this tent? ❜

❛ Where’s the line? As someone with a too much gene, where is the line? ❜

❛ It was like ‘oh my god! Fun. Cute. Amazing …Screw you, you bitch.’ ❜

❛ Screw you, you bitch. ❜

❛ Do I look like Jojo Siwa, or do I look like a trendy instagram girl? ❜

❛ Yeah I’m afraid of you when you wear those glasses. You’re fucking terrifying. ❜

❛ I just look like I’m bullying you without saying anything? ❜

❛ You just fucking bullied me by looking at me. ❜

❛ It was my mom, she says I can’t hang out with you anymore. ❜

❛ Don’t cry, I’m on the phone. ❜

❛ I mean, that’s what I said to your face but behind your back…’ ❜

❛ I’m going to write about him in my burn book. ❜

[iswand]

anyway send me development / hc asks i wanna talk abt junk (the character dksfjgsdjk)

[iswand]

so then.     pokemon trainer verse content :)c.                jean was one of the paladins of a kingdom in kalos & he was killed by fuugo, a then also paladin, in the midst of an organized pokemon rampage.     when he died, he left behind his team & junk was given full custody of them   ( sidenote that because i have the verse take place in kalos, i’m going to use the french names of the pokemon ) .               of the pokemon he received, junk only kept simiabraz for himself, releasing the rest of them ;     three pokemon argued the release & thus have stuck around, but only one of them is kept in a pokeball, the two others staying at the royal palace as fillers for the spaces left among the paladins by jean’s death & fuugo’s imprisonment ;     those three are braségali, goupelin, & sulfura, the latter being the one still kept in a pokeball.                as for pokemon that are entirely junk’s     —     he grew up alongside two pokemon :     a shiny évoli & a solochi.     solochi evolved on the day that jean died & as a diamat helped take down fuugo ;     évoli evolved into a noctali that night.     a marshadow has taken interest in him & has been following him since the aforementioned day but has yet to reveal itself to junk, though he’s come close to catching a glimpse at it.     the only pokemon that he’s captured himself thus far has been a sonistrelle.                he is a wave guider who’s yet to tap into his abilities.     he is training to be able to fill the spot among the paladins left by his father.     he’s left the kingdom to travel kalos in efforts to broaden his training in order to fulfill that goal.                visual of junk’s team / english names.

[iswand]

junk is constantly running on a maximum of two hours of sleep & thats that

[xleafyheartx]

100 Random Character Development Questions

001. When is their birthday? 002. Do they do anything to celebrate their birthday? 003. Does your character like coffee better, or tea? 004. Do they prefer being alone or with others? 005. Are they in good health? 006. What sense do they most rely on? 007. Is your character an optimist or a pessimist? 008. What is their favorite fairy tale? 009. Do they believe in happy endings? 010. Do they believe in love at first sight? 011. How would your character court the person of their dreams? 012. What makes your character embarrassed? 013. Have they ever been bullied or teased? 014. Detail one secret shame your character feels. 015. Are they most likely to fight with their fists or their tongue? 016. What is their choice of weapon? 017. When does your character think that violence is justified or deserved? 018. Your character wakes up to find that war has been declared. What do they do? 019. If they could have a superpower, what would they choose? 020. What are their hobbies? 021. How do they display affection? 022. What is the most beautiful thing they’ve ever seen? 023. What do they consider beautiful in others physically? 024. What do they consider ugly in others physically? 025. What do they consider beautiful in others personality-wise? 026. What do they consider ugly in others personality-wise? 027. What is their idea of perfect happiness? 028. What makes them laugh out loud? 029. What sort of sense of humor does your character have? 030. Do they believe in the afterlife? 031. Are they superstitious about anything? 032. Does your character believe in ghosts? 033. Do they keep their promises? 034. What’s their view of lying? 035. What is the most important rule your character lives by? 036. How honorable is your character? 037. If your character saw someone drop a large sum of money and knew that they could probably take it without anyone noticing, what would they do? 038. What bad habits do they have? 039. What do they think is the worst thing that can be done to a person? 040. What is their obsession? 041. Are they comfortable with technology? 042. What is their greatest achievement? 043. What will they stand up for? 044. What disgusts them? 045. Does your character have any chronic medical conditions? 046. How do they handle getting sick? 047. What was the last medical problem your character had? 048. Do they have any allergies? 049. How does your character feel about growing old? 050. How does your character feel about their own mortality? 051. If they knew they would die tomorrow, what would they do today? 052. What is your character’s worst flaw? 053. What is your character’s greatest strength? 054. Does your character want power or authority of any kind? 055. Is your character an introvert or an extrovert? 056. Has your character ever struck someone in anger? 057. Has your character ever killed anyone? 058. What is your character’s idea of a perfect day? 059. List several phrases your character is fond of uttering. Where did they pick them up? 060. What is your character’s attitude toward education and learning? 061. Does your character prefer adventure or safety and security? 062. What sort of legacy does your character wish to leave behind? 063. How well does your character handle difficult people? 064. In what ways does your character annoy others? 065. Is your character better at leading or following? Which do they prefer? 066. Does your character prefer city life or being out in nature? 067. Does your character believe in fate or destiny? 068. How strong is your character’s sense of responsibility? What kinds of things trigger it? 069. What about your character is heroic? 070. What about your character is cowardly? 071. How kind is your character? 072. In a Dungeons & Dragons game, which class would your character be? (wizard, fighter, bard, priest, ranger, etc.) 073. In a novel, what plot role would your character fill? (hero, anti-hero, sidekick, villain, etc.) 074. What is your character’s favorite game? 075. Is your character ticklish? 076. How do they express anger? 077. How often do they cry? Over what? 078. How emotionally stable is your character? 079. How easy is it for them to read the emotions of others? 080. How easy is it for others to read your character’s emotions? 081. Is your character religious? 082. What are your character’s sleeping preferences? 083. What is the first thing they say and/or do when they wake up? 084. Describe your character in one word. 085. Describe your character in three words. 086. How would your character describe themself in one word? 087. How would your character describe themself in three words? 088. Is your character quiet or loud? 089. How vocally expressive is your character? 090. How bodily expressive is your character? 091. What type of music does your character like? 092. What emotion does your character evoke in others? 093. What is your character’s goal in life? 094. Name three things most would not expect your character to be able to know. 095. Name three things most would not expect your character to be able to do. 096. How do they move and carry themselves? What energy do they project? 097. How well do they adapt to change? 098. Does your character like animals? 099. Do they talk to inanimate objects? 100. Does your character dream? If so, what do they dream about?

[goodnightmemes]

JENNA MARBLES SENTENCE STARTERS / PART TWO

Quotes taken from various jenna marbles videos. Feel free to edit to better fit as needed. Here is part one.

❛ [name], I can hear you crying. ❜

❛ Say it with me: ‘It’s not my birthday.’ ❜

❛ It definitely screams relaxing but also fancy. Which is you in a nutshell. ❜

❛ Instead of making dollars I’d like to reward you with my personal laughter. I hope that suffices. ❜

❛ I don’t know about you but I’m fucking exhausted today! So let’s do it! ❜

❛ That was scary and lovely and amazing, and I liked it but I also hated it. ❜

❛ I think I get the gist of it, and I also deeply appreciate whatever the fuck is going on here. ❜

❛ Fuck y’all, but also this is funny. ❜

❛ Tomorrow is your birthday. You know what that means? I’m doing something for myself. ❜

❛ Your girl fell down another youtube hole. ❜

❛ I didn’t entirely watch the videos. I was sort of just like spacing out. ❜

❛ Mommy’s trying to do art on crocs. ❜

❛ I did a cool thing and then I ruined it with my too much gene. ❜

❛ *singing* Just did a bad thing. I regret the thing I did. ❜

❛ You need to be told to stop because otherwise you’re going to ruin it. ❜

❛ I need you to say over and over again how jealous you are. ❜

❛ Corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog. ❜

❛ What America has in controversial and questionable past, we make up for in culture and cuisine - like hotdogs. ❜

❛ Oh god. What is that abomination? ❜

❛ I want to eat the abomination. ❜

❛ *laughing and crying* So fucking stupid. ❜

❛ I’m going to get my moneys worth out of this green screen suit. ❜

❛ Are you calling me old and out of shape? You wouldn’t be wrong, but what the hell?! ❜

❛ I don’t want to look like a dusty, nasty, old disco ball that somebody left in their fucking basement after the 70s. I want to look like a hot, fresh 2019 disco ball. ❜

❛ Cries in lash glue. ❜

❛ Reserve your judgement until I’m finished.  ❜

❛ Don’t fucking say ‘yaa’ at me like that. ❜

❛ I understand now, maybe a little bit, why our parents generation don’t really understand our generation. ❜

❛ Where’s the lie?! I see no lie! *starts singing disco music* ❜

❛ This was one time! They invited me to go there and just like hang out. It was two times! ❜

❛ Alright now on the count of three I want everybody to fucking cry. ❜

❛ Daddys money! Daddys money! ❜

❛ Can you imagine if the disco ball was a speaker and it just shouted down the songs at people? ❜

❛ This isn’t cost effective or time effective. Nothing about this is effective. ❜

❛ Oh no. She has awoken. ❜

❛ You’re so cute and I love you, but that’s really not that helpful. ❜

❛ I’m just like attracting animals. ❜

❛ That’s my signature scent. Whenever I walk in a room people are like ‘Is that ramen or is that [name]?’  ❜

❛ I’m so mad that this worked. ❜

❛ Over analyzing every decision I’ve ever made in my life, it’s one of my *chefs kiss* favorite things to do. ❜

❛ You know sometimes when I buy things online I don’t read, you know, I just look and I’m like ‘that seems about right’. ❜

❛ Thank you past self, this is an amazing find. ❜

❛ He’s feral. ❜

❛ One time my dad didn’t brush my hair for eleven days. My mom was very mad ❜

❛ I’m a terrible vegan. I failed. I accidentally ate some honey. ❜

❛ Should I just go and eat a whole bee in the tent? ❜

❛ And he lived happily ever after in his own mind. Everything else that was going on wasn’t happily ever after. ❜

❛ It was good, but it wasn’t great. It was life. Life is okay. ❜

❛ I’m ruining it. I’m ruining it. I ruined it. I ruined it. Look at this. Look what I’ve done. ❜

❛ Too much gene coming in hot. ❜

❛ I wouldn’t leave me with that much responsibility. ❜

❛ What are you guys doing? Oh, fuck that shit. ❜

❛ I have a vine fanny pack. It’s vintage, from when vine was alive. I don’t wanna talk about it. ❜

❛ How does that thick butt fit in this tent? ❜

❛ Where’s the line? As someone with a too much gene, where is the line? ❜

❛ It was like ‘oh my god! Fun. Cute. Amazing …Screw you, you bitch.’ ❜

❛ Screw you, you bitch. ❜

❛ Do I look like Jojo Siwa, or do I look like a trendy instagram girl? ❜

❛ Yeah I’m afraid of you when you wear those glasses. You’re fucking terrifying. ❜

❛ I just look like I’m bullying you without saying anything? ❜

❛ You just fucking bullied me by looking at me. ❜

❛ It was my mom, she says I can’t hang out with you anymore. ❜

❛ Don’t cry, I’m on the phone. ❜

❛ I mean, that’s what I said to your face but behind your back…’ ❜

❛ I’m going to write about him in my burn book. ❜

[iswand]

@naitodeizu​ sent: emo satoshi alert

                            ❛     who’re you callin’ emo ??     ❜

[iswand]

[gluom]

im always DTF

(Dealing with Thoughts of Failure)