i am no longer punk :(

i am languishing due to the agonies

[seaofdaydreams]

Say that shit with your chest...hair?

The song that started playing in my head for the rest of the day after watching the gameplay reveal lol

[necromancelena]

Die temu ad die

[necromancelena]

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

[chef-boy-ar-girl]

It accidentally is latin

[corvidkusnos]

This is how it went, right?

[iwtv2022]

Armand to Lestat:

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[tothechaos]

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

[computationalcalculator]

[writing-prompt-s]

“Vampire help hotline, what can I do for you?” “I just… I miss garlic bread…”

[flowerbleedme]

Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

[ashleyloob]

what's the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online

[predatory-lesbians]

sometimes i like to acknowledge nuance

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[nerdychristianfanboy-deactivate]

[owlmylove]

the flesh is unwilling and honestly, the spirit isn't too keen on the idea either

[raspbearyarts]

⚔️

[felixitous]

[ianmalcolmptsd]

[an-eccentric-devil]

[bunniope]

i tried to hire a hypeman and the cheapest one (free) was a fucking wizard and now i cant get rid of her. she keeps saying shit like "she speaketh true" and "very wise milady" everytime i say fuckin anything and if she sees a car she tries to attack it with chain lightning. fucking embarassing honestly

[bunniope]

this one made a lot of yoy very horny for some reason

[ur-stepdad]

this is so fucking funny

imagine getting banished from your homeland for running a con and when you go to get a prophecy about what to do next the priestess is like

[fromdarzaitoleeza]

{Quotes:Nitya prakash/Richard siken ,crush}

[knifearo]

being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Yes. Have YOU considered that sometimes working on hard things is both necessary and worthwhile?