I’m up and I’m not crying

Re-downloaded tumblr cause it’s apparently 2016 again 😑 https://www.archiveofourown.org/users/itcanprobablysmellfear

[itcanprobablysmellfear]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[draconym]

Me, 3am: But am I even deserving of love

The Steve Irwin That Lives In My Brain: Crikey, get a look at this art teacher! These are so important to the local area, right, because they create habitat for heaps of vulnerable critters like juvenile nerds, goths, and furries. I love finding these because they often have these great ornamentations that they can use to identify one another. Take a look at the piercings and tattoos, here. Absolutely gorgeous! Let's let this one get back to sleep.

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies

[diamantcowboy]

They explain this in the tinkerbell movies. The light comes from the pixie dust covering every faries wings. This guy hasn’t even seen the tinkerbell movies

[gayvampyr]

[beardedmrbean]

[stealingpotatoes]

generational difference

(commission info // tip jar!)

[logansleftshoe]

okay but we're all in agreement that rumi 100% showed up with every intention to sacrifice herself to gwi-ma right? like she had no way of knowing that mira and zoey would snap out of it (hell she may not have even known for sure they were there) so she had to have gone in at peace with the possibility she wouldnt make it home

[kosmicznacebula]

it's always a good day to complain about English speakers

[fthgurdy]

Important addition: Maria Skłodowska-Curie was born during partitions, which means Poland didn’t exist, which means her insistence that she was Polish was a significant act of defiance against the occupation, which means that you should respect that instead of arguing that ‘well she had French citizenship’. She couldn’t have Polish citizenship despite being Polish, that’s kinda the point she was making by keeping her maiden name and naming a chemical element she discovered ‘Polonium’ .

[morepopcornplease]

HOW TO PRONOUNCE: Skłodowska

L with a dash through it (ł) makes a “W” sound. and W makes a “V” sound.

skwo-DOV-ska

[thesaltofcarthage]

thank you for the pronunciation guide!

[babylon5-deletingsoon]

maybe i like it when a female character is deeply flawed and responsible for countless deaths and so on and so forth. more female characters should be deeply flawed and responsible for countless deaths

[sarahmackattack]

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

[quendergeer]

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use

[edsrosetattoo]

This is the best idea in the history of film.

[hanavbara]

HUNTR/X ✨

[mysharona1987]

[bizarrolord-deactivated20241123]

If your partner feels threatened when you want alone time: RUN.

[theechrysalisamidst]

welp

[rashemibabe]

thats creepy

[thank-you-for-the-vampire-money]

This applies to you boys too- if your girlfriend won’t let you hang out with your friends, RUN

[snakebitcat]

No matter what gender you or your partner are, if they refuse to let you spend any time with your friends that’s a big sign of danger.

[theangrypomeranian]

GUESS WHAT MY EX BELIEVED 🙃🙃🙃

[sophies-sideshow-deactivated201]

Last time I reblogged this I lost ten followers, someone I liked blocked me, and I got hate mail in my inbox for several days.  Let’s see what happens this time.

[simonalkenmayer]

Abuse begins with insecurity

[colt-kun]

My ex wouldn’t even accept a ride from my friend who offered to drive us home in the pouring Orlando rain and instead forced us to walk 12 minutes in the rain, soaking my only pair of work shoes and giving me a cold. FUCKING RED FLAGS

[official-lucifers-child]

Me: doot doot doot doot *reblogs this* doot doot doot *reblogs this again* doot-

[therobotmonster]

If you gotta worry about a girl’s night then either your S/O isn’t trustworthy and you know it, or you’re paranoid and controlling, and in either case then you shouldn’t be in that relationship. 

Also, this still applies with platonic friends, too. Possessiveness and emotional abuse don’t have to include a romantic or sexual component.

[catchymemes]

[bigmouthlass]

My compliments to the sailor for their very professional handling of the situation.

Seriously, they’re going to be telling stories about that until they day they die.

[ampervadasz]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

via @p0tato-kn1shes

[april-december]

@bunjywunjy’s tags pass peer review too

[kaijuno]

[tlaquetzqui]

Never before has an animal’s face so clearly expressed “You think you’re hilarious, don’t you?”

[calladraws101]

Tired from practice 🫣

[ferretix]

[mangowerm]

[beepost-generator]

YOU SHAVED THEM?!?

[everythingfox]

He’s got his thinking cat on