Dyke Roadkill

20 year old beach-butch lesbian opossum just havin a good time

[mrclassyclass]

[cannibalchicken]

[pigeon-butch]

[sparkyle]

My thing during quarantine is to recreate Pokemon in Spore

[derkartoffelkonig]

[medic981]

This post gave me 4d8 psych damage.

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

can I get a refund for having seen this

[gluten-free-pussy]

Thanks! I hate this!

[orsimer-deactivated20210518]

*poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine*

[orsimer-deactivated20210518]

don't bother me i'm fucking stanced

[straightboyfriend]

my fav thing abt tumblr is when an 18 yr old & 17 yr old are fighting & all the 17 yr olds friends are like “stop harassing a minor!!!!!!”

[sanriodiscourse]

I mean, one is a child and the other is a grown us adult, so idk what op is trying to say

[the-witch-maker-deactivated2021]

I too remember the day when I woke up, no longer a swaddled and innocent 17 year old babe, but a grizzled and aged 18 year old with an ex wife, 3 children and a mortgage.

[alexredgrave]

Age groups:

Infants (0-1 year)

Toddlers (1-3 years)

Children (9-11 years)

Preteens (12-14 years)

Teenagers (15-19 years)

Young adults (20-35 years)

Middle age adults (36-59 years)

Old adults (60+)

Age groups according to tumblr:

Children (0-17 years)

Young adults (18-25 years)

Old adults (26+)

[valleydean]

what happened to the 4-8 year olds?

[joustingjester]

[catchymemes]

[thatdiva]

[imgetting2old4diss]

Finally somebody else saw it too

[radical-eirini-deactivated20210]

not sure why people find this weird, both are made for the human sitting in them to be able to do so relatively comfortably for long hours. It just happens to be that ergonomics don't really change *that* much over the course of growing up.

[kosmonin]

Sorry its actually because gamers are little babies :/

[return-of-the-french]

Wrong that's bc we're all born as gamers but most are changed by society 😔😔😔

[the-disney-delete]

[weaver-z]

Advertisement with heavily pink color palette voice: Hey feminist kween! Your legs are hairy as fuck and that’s horrifying! Girlboss, your hair is a labyrinthine maze of knots and radioactive grease! Soul sister, if odor down there were authoritarianism, you would make Stalin look like an anarchist. Buy our product, you hideous bitch, and maybe God will finally turn his gaze upon your wretched body. #TheFutureIsFemale!

[socialdistancing]

[cornteen]

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"

[kiddthemaniac]

LUCKILY FOR *YOU* HANDSOME BASTARDS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS E X A C T L Y SIX FEET TALL.

SO NEXT TIME YOU’RE CHILLING WITH YOUR MOIRAILS, IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL BENDYPOO LYING ARSE NEKKID ON THE FLOOR BETWEEN YOU. CAN’T FIT A WHOLE SHERLOCK?

THEN YOU’RE T O O  F U C K I N G C L O S E GOD DAMN IT. 

[neon-nobody]

[slimegargoyle]

glassblowing videos are great because you get to watch the incredible precision and skill of a seasoned professional as they craft the tackiest item you’ve ever seen 

[sluttynurse]

true crime is becoming to girls what ww2 is to boys

[yakultic]

relevant twitter meme

[jaubaius]

The Roomba That Screams When it Bumps Into Stuff

[crownmalone]

This is legitimately one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen.