It Is To Laugh

[catcrumb]

[sapphling]

ahaha brooooo you have to check out how soft the skin on my inner thigh is this shit is crazy. no like just put your palm there and gentle caress with your thumb lmao it's like nuts you've gotta check this shit out. please.

[funstealer]

002.malice mouthpiece by Tsukada Takumi

[rialtostation]

pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering

[crow--teeth]

no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.

[glimmah]

[draconym]

I'm a few weeks into my beginner glassblowing course and so far I have learned that glassblowers are always saying things like "put that punty deep in the glory hole to get it hot" and "when you're done necking, wet it off" and "blow that pipe as hard as you can." There's not even a joke here they're just always saying this stuff like it's not funny as hell.

[dogposts]

An archivist found a long forgotten 8mm film reel in an old metal box, marked "Philippines 1942". Thinking it was lost WWII footage, he sent it in to be restored/digitized. When he got the footage back, he found puppies instead

[nefja]

Toy Group winner!

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing with amateur local theater is it is almost always bad BUT keeping it alive is the most important thing

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The joys of artistic expression cannot be limited to talented people everybody needs it to survive

[nirruti]

This is such a hilarious take we should give untalented people who make bad art money you know just because guys

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Exactly. Glad you understand 💗

[ilynpilled]

i love characters who do the “i worship the myth i make of you” and in turn dehumanize and get wrong the object of their devotion and love. yes project a thing that does not exist onto a pedestal and kneel at it like it is your altar. this will surely not blow up in both of your faces eventually

[sorrydetka]

DIVERSITY WIN! horrifying surgical procedure where a chip is implanted in your brain, severing your work life from your personal life, effectively dividing you in two, was invented by a woman!

[zapatism]

she's crashing!! push 10ml of yuri right now!!!

[auckie]

What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose

[kelleysroom-deactivated20200511]

I would not hang out with you again that's for sure!

[auckie]

Well there you have it!

[aletheyass]

obsessed with the girl who says that if you lie on the floor long enough you will start to cry and shake because your body is 'releasing excess cortisol' like i just think you might be going through something girl

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[devpalmer]

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

[devpalmer]

whale fall side of tumblr you understand me

[maddie-grove]

Honestly, if a vampire fell in love with me because I looked like his long-dead lover, I would be so petulant and jealous about it. Like yeah whatever I’m a perfect copy of Griselda or whoever. What kind of food do I like. Don’t fucking say “eel pie.”