Marz

I think I might officially be a 1D page LGBTQ+ stuff and pretty shit :P I'm just like Marz (LT) music and love typical Pisces

[da-bitz]

[twelves]

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Baby 💙

[louisforlunch]

louist91:

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People need to stop complaining about the dogs “stunting” and shit and just calm down to enjoy those adorable pictures of Louis and the dogs 🙃💕💕

[itmemarz-blog]

Don’t

Look at my tumblr if I told you not to. My cousin just tried to yesterday so now I’m reblogging more porn so next time when I tell someone not to look at my shit and they do anyways, they’ll learn their lesson.

[asschlin]

AU MEME: a reality show about five complete strangers that move into a flat together. 

[let-it-go-and-live-again]

"All One Direction fans are 10 year old girls"

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Ty 💙

[twelves]

Louis Tomlinson Character Alignment Chart (insp.)

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What a heartthrob 💙

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Uuuugh

Want someone lying here next to me, who I can wrap my arms around, and softly kiss your neck before whispering “Goodnight, baby” and falling asleep... I won’t even say it, I already know it’s too much to ask 😂

[thedemonsadvocate]

Guys, I found Dan and Phil’s address.

P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

[itmemarz-blog]

Lmao

[exadorlion]

can we talk about popularity issues??

i’m really frustrated that artist that aren’t big can only get big through popular accounts. i’m so mad at this? this might sounds hypocritical but i’m so frustrated when i see artist who only get 12 notes on a drawing even though is better than average like coming from someone who went through that process,, it pisses me off that no one gets recognition unless one BIG person recognizes you. it’s fucked up that a community doesn’t believe something is good until a popular account comes by and says “oh this is good” and everyone jumps on that. this happens to so many artist (myself included) and it hurts that people only consider “talent” until someone BIG says something.

to those “smaller” artists,, i believe in you and i will support you 10000% of the way! don’t lose hope because you will get there and just believe in yourself! there might be times where ur confidence begins to waver and self esteem issues begin to rise but trust me!! if u think ur art is good, then its good!!

to those “popular” artists,, please support the smaller class,,, u don’t need to reblog or like every single one but they try so hard and recognition is rarely seen!! i’m just asking for a quirky ask saying something small like “good shit 👌🏼👌🏼” and that artist would be SO much happier!!!

i know this is unnecessary but it’s an issue that no one really discuss and it makes me hella sad

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👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[lilmixpayne]

The World’s Biggest Pop Stars Sing Their Favourite Songs Of 2017

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He's so cuuuute 😭💙💙💙

[philsharp]

Unsurprisingly, my most popular 9 Instagram photos of 2017 were my portraits of @louist91 for @noisey thanks for all the nice messages from Louis’s fans regarding these images. #louistomlinson #bestnine2017 #onedirection #studioportrait #colourgels #london #tottenham #a7rii #zeissotus #profoto (at Phil Sharp - Studio)

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Louis Tomlinson is a king 👑

[jehovahhthickness]

Repeat after me

Porn ain’t real life.

[jehovahhthickness]

You can’t just shove your dick inside of somebody’s vagina.

[jehovahhthickness]

FOREPLAY IS YOUR FRIEND!

And for some people, the more time you spend on foreplay, the better the sex session will be.

[jehovahhthickness]

Hold up … why are y'all afraid of a little lube????

Lube is life???? Turn that coochie and booty into a slip and slide and you’ll orgasm in NO TIME ok??

Jot that down

[jehovahhthickness]

Condoms are your friends.

And if you’re not fond of them, please make sure you are monogamous with your sexual partner (for infection control- meaning you will decrease the amount of STIs being spread). Get tested regularly especially if you are constantly having new sexual partners.

[jehovahhthickness]

Just drink more water. Please.

[jehovahhthickness]

And if you expect people to fucking shave for you. Expect them to have a little scarring or bumps because ingrown hairs are a bitch and there’s nothing many of us can do about it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[jehovahhthickness]

Oh and your energy is everything.

If your energy is not compatible with the person you’re fucking with, the sex is not gonna be that great.

[jehovahhthickness]

Omg please stop expecting people who have no to little experience with sex to be doing magic tricks with you.

It’s either you’re willing to teach or just don’t fuck with them.

I’m tired of hearing that “your dick/pussy is wack” BS.

Ok sorry that they don’t have sex with everyone they make eye contact with. Sheesh.

[justakandigirl-deactivated20210]

Yes to all of this!!!

[chocolatendulgence-deactivated2]

I’m here for all of this except the Lube swap lune for natural oils and I’m here for it!

[jehovahhthickness]

That’s one of the most dangerous advice ever.

No.

Natural oils can break down condoms.

No no no no no.

That’s super unsafe.

[kennyy-b-deactivated20210321]

She is talking her shit rn 👏🏾👏🏾💯

[mychemicalreunionbitch]

I don’t know why this was in my Dash, but people do need to know shut Like this, soooo

[itmemarz-blog]

Okay 👌🏽

[tommogifs]

x

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S O F T

[goodatyugioh]

me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have

[goodatyugioh]

sometimes my cat won’t eat her dinner so i thought i was tricking her into eating by putting a few treats on it but she’s actually tricked me into feeding her treats and i want a stupider cat

[the8joie8de8vivre]

Same tho

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Y'all make my little angel sound like a decease 😂

[itmemarz-blog]

If my friends lookin' for a late Christmas/ early birthday present for meh 👀🤷🏽‍♀️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈